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You made my brain hurt.

WTF?

My mind is a slave! IT GETS NO FREEDOM!

My mind is like a cactus

Thorny and dense on the outside

But full of sweet watery nummyness on the inside

Yes, I've eaten cactus before

'Twas good

And I made jelly out of cactus fruit

4laugh

Yes, I ate the needles

Or should I say, "yeth, ah ate za needleth"

[/needle-mouthed lisp]

Of course not

They get plucked out before they're sold/eaten

I got a barrel cactus needle stuck in my hip once when I was in kindergarten

Barrel cactus needles are hook-shaped, with teeny-tiny barbs on em

<-- barrel cactus close-up

And they're really hard and painful to get out

Because

A) The barbs go in the direction of the end of the needle, so you can't pull it out by the hooked end

and B) You have to pull it out by the straight end, so you have to twist it to get it out, since there's a hook

I don't like barrel cactuses anymoreeee

;___;

*moment of silence*