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ok ive found the paintball hobo quiz and here it is

Do you save your old lenses, just in case you need them later?

Have you ever attended a tournament just to buy a case of paint at wholesale prices, and get your gun fixed for free at the trade show?

Have you ever said while playing paintball..... "I know I'm awsome!" around a bunch of people and then heard nothing but dead silence?....or a couple of chuckles?


Have you ever taped a cheap plastic watch to your loader and called it a "game timer"?

Have you ever used a peanut butter jar or ziplock bags instead of pods, to carry your extra paint in?

Have you ever asked your local field owner why there is a charge for air fills, when air is free to breathe?

Have you ever begged for paintball stickers?

Do you pickup paintballs from the ground to re-use them?

Do you shoot paintballs that are older than 5 months old?

Do you use money orders to pay for paintball equipment?

Do you own a JT poster of Bon Bon?

Do you borrow tools to work on your paintball gun?

Have you ever asked for manufacturer sponsorship, even though your team has never won a major event?

Have you ever made a fan for your goggles from Radio Shack parts?

Do you have all of your online orders shipped COD?

Have you ever bought someone's stock gun parts, to replace your stock gun parts?

Do you show off your rental class guns to the rental players to impress them?

Have you ever called yourself a "Sniper"?

Have you ever said "I'll guard the flag"?

Have you ever blind fired ove a bunker and shot a referee?

Have you ever used a sock as a barrel plug?

Have you ever filled your nitro tank with co2 because it's cheaper?

Do you own only one barrel for your paintball gun?

Have you ever used a hack saw on your paintball gun for ANY reason?

Have you ever called yourself out because the other team had more
people?

Have you ever hidden on the field so that you can "conserve paint"?

Do you think paintball grenades are sweet?

Do you buy your paintball equipment from WalMart?

Do you know if your CO2 tank is full because it "feels heavier"?

Do you need to shake your gun to sustain your rate of fire?

Have you ever said or thought, "Why buy anti-fog or thermal lenses,
when spit is free?"

Have you ever used duct tape to fix your gun?

Have you ever used your finger or a stick as a barrel plug?




How to Score your answers:
If you answer yes to one question, you have hobo tendencies.
If you answered yes to more than 3, get out the cardboard box and polish your panhandling skillz.


I took this quiz myself and my score is 24

ah man im always walkin my pen in class tryin to get up to a steady 18 bps

when you instictively know what marker someone is shooting and the setup by just glancing at it, and skipping school last thursday to watch the NXL world championships

This one goes for Paintball Shops..

You know you hang around you local Shop when everyone thinks you work there..

You know you hang around your local shop to much when you notice every single little item that has been sold..

(Both of these I've done)

You know you play to much when...

1) Your wifes/girlfriends birthday is on a sat. and you dont even think about not going to the field (dont do this smile )

2) You can name every member of your favorite team yet cant quite remember your girlfriends birthday.

3) You skip eating lunch in the cafateria to save money to buy a case of paint.

4) YOUR BROKE... smile

Amen. When I am in my proshop I always notice whitch Guns and parts they have sold. And People have probably thought I have worked there before becuase I am always like walking the guns and doing other stuff.

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