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 Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2005 10:35 pm
Of course! I'm 1/64 french, didn't you know? And I'm >1/2 celtic, so I get a claymore too. *Holds claymore in one hand and rapier in the other.* A hard to use but deadly combination. The claymore can smash through most defenses that a rapier can't pierce, since the claymore weighs about 18 pounds (8kg), is 5ft (1.6m) thick, and 2in (5cm) wide.
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Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2005 12:03 am
Thatlatu Of course! I'm 1/64 french, didn't you know? And I'm >1/2 celtic, so I get a claymore too. *Holds claymore in one hand and rapier in the other.* A hard to use but deadly combination. The claymore can smash through most defenses that a rapier can't pierce, since the claymore weighs about 18 pounds (8kg), is 5ft (1.6m) thick, and 2in (5cm) wide. but you can't really hold either because you're a friggin' twigman. I'm 25% norwegian, so I get an axe, and the English don't have any cool weapons, but they have crumpets and tea parties. I have an Axe and a bag full of tea and crumpets.
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Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2005 3:35 pm
Bleagwuh Thatlatu Of course! I'm 1/64 french, didn't you know? And I'm >1/2 celtic, so I get a claymore too. *Holds claymore in one hand and rapier in the other.* A hard to use but deadly combination. The claymore can smash through most defenses that a rapier can't pierce, since the claymore weighs about 18 pounds (8kg), is 5ft (1.6m) thick, and 2in (5cm) wide. but you can't really hold either because you're a friggin' twigman. I'm 25% norwegian, so I get an axe, and the English don't have any cool weapons, but they have crumpets and tea parties. I have an Axe and a bag full of tea and crumpets. What do you mean?! First of all, I can lift my sister, who weighs 140 lbs, and my briefcase, which I carry around 90% of the time I'm conscious, weighs around 20-25lbs. Then, my trenchcoat weighs another 15 pounds (even ask your mom). I've held a rapier before, and fought with a wooden claymore before. I'm part Finnish, and part Polish, and part German, so in the end, I get a claymore, a rapier, a spear, flambeurg, and a...warsaw. Damn, I wonder if there's a D&D feat for weilding 5 weapons...including a flambeurg and a claymore, which both weigh around 20lbs each...
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Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2005 5:37 pm
Thatlatu Bleagwuh Thatlatu Of course! I'm 1/64 french, didn't you know? And I'm >1/2 celtic, so I get a claymore too. *Holds claymore in one hand and rapier in the other.* A hard to use but deadly combination. The claymore can smash through most defenses that a rapier can't pierce, since the claymore weighs about 18 pounds (8kg), is 5ft (1.6m) thick, and 2in (5cm) wide. but you can't really hold either because you're a friggin' twigman. I'm 25% norwegian, so I get an axe, and the English don't have any cool weapons, but they have crumpets and tea parties. I have an Axe and a bag full of tea and crumpets. What do you mean?! First of all, I can lift my sister, who weighs 140 lbs, and my briefcase, which I carry around 90% of the time I'm conscious, weighs around 20-25lbs. Then, my trenchcoat weighs another 15 pounds (even ask your mom). I've held a rapier before, and fought with a wooden claymore before. I'm part Finnish, and part Polish, and part German, so in the end, I get a claymore, a rapier, a spear, flambeurg, and a...warsaw. Damn, I wonder if there's a D&D feat for weilding 5 weapons...including a flambeurg and a claymore, which both weigh around 20lbs each... You, of all people, should know that weilding 2 weapons is about as inefficent as it gets. Your strength is cut in half, it becomes difficult to block effectively, and it weighs a lot more than it should.
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Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2005 10:27 pm
Bleagwuh Thatlatu Bleagwuh Thatlatu Of course! I'm 1/64 french, didn't you know? And I'm >1/2 celtic, so I get a claymore too. *Holds claymore in one hand and rapier in the other.* A hard to use but deadly combination. The claymore can smash through most defenses that a rapier can't pierce, since the claymore weighs about 18 pounds (8kg), is 5ft (1.6m) thick, and 2in (5cm) wide. but you can't really hold either because you're a friggin' twigman. I'm 25% norwegian, so I get an axe, and the English don't have any cool weapons, but they have crumpets and tea parties. I have an Axe and a bag full of tea and crumpets. What do you mean?! First of all, I can lift my sister, who weighs 140 lbs, and my briefcase, which I carry around 90% of the time I'm conscious, weighs around 20-25lbs. Then, my trenchcoat weighs another 15 pounds (even ask your mom). I've held a rapier before, and fought with a wooden claymore before. I'm part Finnish, and part Polish, and part German, so in the end, I get a claymore, a rapier, a spear, flambeurg, and a...warsaw. Damn, I wonder if there's a D&D feat for weilding 5 weapons...including a flambeurg and a claymore, which both weigh around 20lbs each... You, of all people, should know that weilding 2 weapons is about as inefficent as it gets. Your strength is cut in half, it becomes difficult to block effectively, and it weighs a lot more than it should. Only for one not trained. I can wield a longsword in one hand as well as I can in two, and I train in the double and triple weapon styles.
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 1:28 pm
Thatlatu Bleagwuh Thatlatu Bleagwuh Thatlatu Of course! I'm 1/64 french, didn't you know? And I'm >1/2 celtic, so I get a claymore too. *Holds claymore in one hand and rapier in the other.* A hard to use but deadly combination. The claymore can smash through most defenses that a rapier can't pierce, since the claymore weighs about 18 pounds (8kg), is 5ft (1.6m) thick, and 2in (5cm) wide. but you can't really hold either because you're a friggin' twigman. I'm 25% norwegian, so I get an axe, and the English don't have any cool weapons, but they have crumpets and tea parties. I have an Axe and a bag full of tea and crumpets. What do you mean?! First of all, I can lift my sister, who weighs 140 lbs, and my briefcase, which I carry around 90% of the time I'm conscious, weighs around 20-25lbs. Then, my trenchcoat weighs another 15 pounds (even ask your mom). I've held a rapier before, and fought with a wooden claymore before. I'm part Finnish, and part Polish, and part German, so in the end, I get a claymore, a rapier, a spear, flambeurg, and a...warsaw. Damn, I wonder if there's a D&D feat for weilding 5 weapons...including a flambeurg and a claymore, which both weigh around 20lbs each... You, of all people, should know that weilding 2 weapons is about as inefficent as it gets. Your strength is cut in half, it becomes difficult to block effectively, and it weighs a lot more than it should. Only for one not trained. I can wield a longsword in one hand as well as I can in two, and I train in the double and triple weapon styles. You may train, but you still suck. A lot. That's why you exist, to train, but never get any better- I doubt that you will get into a very good band in jazz camp, since you don't really practice. (playing ISN'T practicing!)
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Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 12:48 am
Bleagwuh Thatlatu Bleagwuh Thatlatu Bleagwuh Thatlatu Of course! I'm 1/64 french, didn't you know? And I'm >1/2 celtic, so I get a claymore too. *Holds claymore in one hand and rapier in the other.* A hard to use but deadly combination. The claymore can smash through most defenses that a rapier can't pierce, since the claymore weighs about 18 pounds (8kg), is 5ft (1.6m) thick, and 2in (5cm) wide. but you can't really hold either because you're a friggin' twigman. I'm 25% norwegian, so I get an axe, and the English don't have any cool weapons, but they have crumpets and tea parties. I have an Axe and a bag full of tea and crumpets. What do you mean?! First of all, I can lift my sister, who weighs 140 lbs, and my briefcase, which I carry around 90% of the time I'm conscious, weighs around 20-25lbs. Then, my trenchcoat weighs another 15 pounds (even ask your mom). I've held a rapier before, and fought with a wooden claymore before. I'm part Finnish, and part Polish, and part German, so in the end, I get a claymore, a rapier, a spear, flambeurg, and a...warsaw. Damn, I wonder if there's a D&D feat for weilding 5 weapons...including a flambeurg and a claymore, which both weigh around 20lbs each... You, of all people, should know that weilding 2 weapons is about as inefficent as it gets. Your strength is cut in half, it becomes difficult to block effectively, and it weighs a lot more than it should. Only for one not trained. I can wield a longsword in one hand as well as I can in two, and I train in the double and triple weapon styles. You may train, but you still suck. A lot. That's why you exist, to train, but never get any better- I doubt that you will get into a very good band in jazz camp, since you don't really practice. (playing ISN'T practicing!) Then what is? I can tell you one thing, looking at music won't make you a master of music.
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Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 5:29 pm
Thatlatu Bleagwuh Thatlatu Bleagwuh Thatlatu Bleagwuh Thatlatu Of course! I'm 1/64 french, didn't you know? And I'm >1/2 celtic, so I get a claymore too. *Holds claymore in one hand and rapier in the other.* A hard to use but deadly combination. The claymore can smash through most defenses that a rapier can't pierce, since the claymore weighs about 18 pounds (8kg), is 5ft (1.6m) thick, and 2in (5cm) wide. but you can't really hold either because you're a friggin' twigman. I'm 25% norwegian, so I get an axe, and the English don't have any cool weapons, but they have crumpets and tea parties. I have an Axe and a bag full of tea and crumpets. What do you mean?! First of all, I can lift my sister, who weighs 140 lbs, and my briefcase, which I carry around 90% of the time I'm conscious, weighs around 20-25lbs. Then, my trenchcoat weighs another 15 pounds (even ask your mom). I've held a rapier before, and fought with a wooden claymore before. I'm part Finnish, and part Polish, and part German, so in the end, I get a claymore, a rapier, a spear, flambeurg, and a...warsaw. Damn, I wonder if there's a D&D feat for weilding 5 weapons...including a flambeurg and a claymore, which both weigh around 20lbs each... You, of all people, should know that weilding 2 weapons is about as inefficent as it gets. Your strength is cut in half, it becomes difficult to block effectively, and it weighs a lot more than it should. Only for one not trained. I can wield a longsword in one hand as well as I can in two, and I train in the double and triple weapon styles. You may train, but you still suck. A lot. That's why you exist, to train, but never get any better- I doubt that you will get into a very good band in jazz camp, since you don't really practice. (playing ISN'T practicing!) Then what is? I can tell you one thing, looking at music won't make you a master of music. No, I'm talking about your practicing habits. Playing some Irish Dance music thing over until it runs at BPM 24395 is NOT a good way to practice. Do you take lessons?
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Lord Thatlatu of the Tofu Captain
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Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 8:51 pm
Bleagwuh Thatlatu Bleagwuh Thatlatu Bleagwuh Thatlatu Bleagwuh Thatlatu Of course! I'm 1/64 french, didn't you know? And I'm >1/2 celtic, so I get a claymore too. *Holds claymore in one hand and rapier in the other.* A hard to use but deadly combination. The claymore can smash through most defenses that a rapier can't pierce, since the claymore weighs about 18 pounds (8kg), is 5ft (1.6m) thick, and 2in (5cm) wide. but you can't really hold either because you're a friggin' twigman. I'm 25% norwegian, so I get an axe, and the English don't have any cool weapons, but they have crumpets and tea parties. I have an Axe and a bag full of tea and crumpets. What do you mean?! First of all, I can lift my sister, who weighs 140 lbs, and my briefcase, which I carry around 90% of the time I'm conscious, weighs around 20-25lbs. Then, my trenchcoat weighs another 15 pounds (even ask your mom). I've held a rapier before, and fought with a wooden claymore before. I'm part Finnish, and part Polish, and part German, so in the end, I get a claymore, a rapier, a spear, flambeurg, and a...warsaw. Damn, I wonder if there's a D&D feat for weilding 5 weapons...including a flambeurg and a claymore, which both weigh around 20lbs each... You, of all people, should know that weilding 2 weapons is about as inefficent as it gets. Your strength is cut in half, it becomes difficult to block effectively, and it weighs a lot more than it should. Only for one not trained. I can wield a longsword in one hand as well as I can in two, and I train in the double and triple weapon styles. You may train, but you still suck. A lot. That's why you exist, to train, but never get any better- I doubt that you will get into a very good band in jazz camp, since you don't really practice. (playing ISN'T practicing!) Then what is? I can tell you one thing, looking at music won't make you a master of music. No, I'm talking about your practicing habits. Playing some Irish Dance music thing over until it runs at BPM 24395 is NOT a good way to practice. Do you take lessons? Yes, I take lessons. And, just so you know, I can play 128th notes at 90 BPM.
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Posted: Sat Apr 09, 2005 7:50 pm
Thatlatu Bleagwuh Thatlatu Bleagwuh Thatlatu Bleagwuh Thatlatu Bleagwuh Thatlatu Of course! I'm 1/64 french, didn't you know? And I'm >1/2 celtic, so I get a claymore too. *Holds claymore in one hand and rapier in the other.* A hard to use but deadly combination. The claymore can smash through most defenses that a rapier can't pierce, since the claymore weighs about 18 pounds (8kg), is 5ft (1.6m) thick, and 2in (5cm) wide. but you can't really hold either because you're a friggin' twigman. I'm 25% norwegian, so I get an axe, and the English don't have any cool weapons, but they have crumpets and tea parties. I have an Axe and a bag full of tea and crumpets. What do you mean?! First of all, I can lift my sister, who weighs 140 lbs, and my briefcase, which I carry around 90% of the time I'm conscious, weighs around 20-25lbs. Then, my trenchcoat weighs another 15 pounds (even ask your mom). I've held a rapier before, and fought with a wooden claymore before. I'm part Finnish, and part Polish, and part German, so in the end, I get a claymore, a rapier, a spear, flambeurg, and a...warsaw. Damn, I wonder if there's a D&D feat for weilding 5 weapons...including a flambeurg and a claymore, which both weigh around 20lbs each... You, of all people, should know that weilding 2 weapons is about as inefficent as it gets. Your strength is cut in half, it becomes difficult to block effectively, and it weighs a lot more than it should. Only for one not trained. I can wield a longsword in one hand as well as I can in two, and I train in the double and triple weapon styles. You may train, but you still suck. A lot. That's why you exist, to train, but never get any better- I doubt that you will get into a very good band in jazz camp, since you don't really practice. (playing ISN'T practicing!) Then what is? I can tell you one thing, looking at music won't make you a master of music. No, I'm talking about your practicing habits. Playing some Irish Dance music thing over until it runs at BPM 24395 is NOT a good way to practice. Do you take lessons? Yes, I take lessons. And, just so you know, I can play 128th notes at 90 BPM. That's not very important (Nobody writes music with 128 notes). Anyways, you should work on sightreading.
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Posted: Sun Apr 10, 2005 1:08 am
Bleagwuh Thatlatu Bleagwuh Thatlatu Bleagwuh Thatlatu Bleagwuh Thatlatu Bleagwuh Thatlatu Of course! I'm 1/64 french, didn't you know? And I'm >1/2 celtic, so I get a claymore too. *Holds claymore in one hand and rapier in the other.* A hard to use but deadly combination. The claymore can smash through most defenses that a rapier can't pierce, since the claymore weighs about 18 pounds (8kg), is 5ft (1.6m) thick, and 2in (5cm) wide. but you can't really hold either because you're a friggin' twigman. I'm 25% norwegian, so I get an axe, and the English don't have any cool weapons, but they have crumpets and tea parties. I have an Axe and a bag full of tea and crumpets. What do you mean?! First of all, I can lift my sister, who weighs 140 lbs, and my briefcase, which I carry around 90% of the time I'm conscious, weighs around 20-25lbs. Then, my trenchcoat weighs another 15 pounds (even ask your mom). I've held a rapier before, and fought with a wooden claymore before. I'm part Finnish, and part Polish, and part German, so in the end, I get a claymore, a rapier, a spear, flambeurg, and a...warsaw. Damn, I wonder if there's a D&D feat for weilding 5 weapons...including a flambeurg and a claymore, which both weigh around 20lbs each... You, of all people, should know that weilding 2 weapons is about as inefficent as it gets. Your strength is cut in half, it becomes difficult to block effectively, and it weighs a lot more than it should. Only for one not trained. I can wield a longsword in one hand as well as I can in two, and I train in the double and triple weapon styles. You may train, but you still suck. A lot. That's why you exist, to train, but never get any better- I doubt that you will get into a very good band in jazz camp, since you don't really practice. (playing ISN'T practicing!) Then what is? I can tell you one thing, looking at music won't make you a master of music. No, I'm talking about your practicing habits. Playing some Irish Dance music thing over until it runs at BPM 24395 is NOT a good way to practice. Do you take lessons? Yes, I take lessons. And, just so you know, I can play 128th notes at 90 BPM. That's not very important (Nobody writes music with 128 notes). Anyways, you should work on sightreading. I do. I sight read through the third level of my piano books 6 months ago. I can sight read most things, just not things like Fur Elise.
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Posted: Sun Apr 10, 2005 9:39 pm
Thatlatu Bleagwuh Thatlatu Bleagwuh Thatlatu Bleagwuh Thatlatu Bleagwuh Thatlatu Bleagwuh Thatlatu Of course! I'm 1/64 french, didn't you know? And I'm >1/2 celtic, so I get a claymore too. *Holds claymore in one hand and rapier in the other.* A hard to use but deadly combination. The claymore can smash through most defenses that a rapier can't pierce, since the claymore weighs about 18 pounds (8kg), is 5ft (1.6m) thick, and 2in (5cm) wide. but you can't really hold either because you're a friggin' twigman. I'm 25% norwegian, so I get an axe, and the English don't have any cool weapons, but they have crumpets and tea parties. I have an Axe and a bag full of tea and crumpets. What do you mean?! First of all, I can lift my sister, who weighs 140 lbs, and my briefcase, which I carry around 90% of the time I'm conscious, weighs around 20-25lbs. Then, my trenchcoat weighs another 15 pounds (even ask your mom). I've held a rapier before, and fought with a wooden claymore before. I'm part Finnish, and part Polish, and part German, so in the end, I get a claymore, a rapier, a spear, flambeurg, and a...warsaw. Damn, I wonder if there's a D&D feat for weilding 5 weapons...including a flambeurg and a claymore, which both weigh around 20lbs each... You, of all people, should know that weilding 2 weapons is about as inefficent as it gets. Your strength is cut in half, it becomes difficult to block effectively, and it weighs a lot more than it should. Only for one not trained. I can wield a longsword in one hand as well as I can in two, and I train in the double and triple weapon styles. You may train, but you still suck. A lot. That's why you exist, to train, but never get any better- I doubt that you will get into a very good band in jazz camp, since you don't really practice. (playing ISN'T practicing!) Then what is? I can tell you one thing, looking at music won't make you a master of music. No, I'm talking about your practicing habits. Playing some Irish Dance music thing over until it runs at BPM 24395 is NOT a good way to practice. Do you take lessons? Yes, I take lessons. And, just so you know, I can play 128th notes at 90 BPM. That's not very important (Nobody writes music with 128 notes). Anyways, you should work on sightreading. I do. I sight read through the third level of my piano books 6 months ago. I can sight read most things, just not things like Fur Elise. Okay, so... keep working on sight-reading. Then work on your jazzin'.
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Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2005 9:38 pm
Bleagwuh Thatlatu Bleagwuh Thatlatu Bleagwuh Thatlatu Bleagwuh Thatlatu Bleagwuh Thatlatu Bleagwuh Thatlatu Of course! I'm 1/64 french, didn't you know? And I'm >1/2 celtic, so I get a claymore too. *Holds claymore in one hand and rapier in the other.* A hard to use but deadly combination. The claymore can smash through most defenses that a rapier can't pierce, since the claymore weighs about 18 pounds (8kg), is 5ft (1.6m) thick, and 2in (5cm) wide. but you can't really hold either because you're a friggin' twigman. I'm 25% norwegian, so I get an axe, and the English don't have any cool weapons, but they have crumpets and tea parties. I have an Axe and a bag full of tea and crumpets. What do you mean?! First of all, I can lift my sister, who weighs 140 lbs, and my briefcase, which I carry around 90% of the time I'm conscious, weighs around 20-25lbs. Then, my trenchcoat weighs another 15 pounds (even ask your mom). I've held a rapier before, and fought with a wooden claymore before. I'm part Finnish, and part Polish, and part German, so in the end, I get a claymore, a rapier, a spear, flambeurg, and a...warsaw. Damn, I wonder if there's a D&D feat for weilding 5 weapons...including a flambeurg and a claymore, which both weigh around 20lbs each... You, of all people, should know that weilding 2 weapons is about as inefficent as it gets. Your strength is cut in half, it becomes difficult to block effectively, and it weighs a lot more than it should. Only for one not trained. I can wield a longsword in one hand as well as I can in two, and I train in the double and triple weapon styles. You may train, but you still suck. A lot. That's why you exist, to train, but never get any better- I doubt that you will get into a very good band in jazz camp, since you don't really practice. (playing ISN'T practicing!) Then what is? I can tell you one thing, looking at music won't make you a master of music. No, I'm talking about your practicing habits. Playing some Irish Dance music thing over until it runs at BPM 24395 is NOT a good way to practice. Do you take lessons? Yes, I take lessons. And, just so you know, I can play 128th notes at 90 BPM. That's not very important (Nobody writes music with 128 notes). Anyways, you should work on sightreading. I do. I sight read through the third level of my piano books 6 months ago. I can sight read most things, just not things like Fur Elise. Okay, so... keep working on sight-reading. Then work on your jazzin'. I am getting better at sight reading. I had to sight read a bunch of piano parts for jazz band.
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Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2005 6:36 pm
Thatlatu Bleagwuh Thatlatu Bleagwuh Thatlatu Bleagwuh Thatlatu Bleagwuh Thatlatu Bleagwuh Thatlatu Bleagwuh Thatlatu Of course! I'm 1/64 french, didn't you know? And I'm >1/2 celtic, so I get a claymore too. *Holds claymore in one hand and rapier in the other.* A hard to use but deadly combination. The claymore can smash through most defenses that a rapier can't pierce, since the claymore weighs about 18 pounds (8kg), is 5ft (1.6m) thick, and 2in (5cm) wide. but you can't really hold either because you're a friggin' twigman. I'm 25% norwegian, so I get an axe, and the English don't have any cool weapons, but they have crumpets and tea parties. I have an Axe and a bag full of tea and crumpets. What do you mean?! First of all, I can lift my sister, who weighs 140 lbs, and my briefcase, which I carry around 90% of the time I'm conscious, weighs around 20-25lbs. Then, my trenchcoat weighs another 15 pounds (even ask your mom). I've held a rapier before, and fought with a wooden claymore before. I'm part Finnish, and part Polish, and part German, so in the end, I get a claymore, a rapier, a spear, flambeurg, and a...warsaw. Damn, I wonder if there's a D&D feat for weilding 5 weapons...including a flambeurg and a claymore, which both weigh around 20lbs each... You, of all people, should know that weilding 2 weapons is about as inefficent as it gets. Your strength is cut in half, it becomes difficult to block effectively, and it weighs a lot more than it should. Only for one not trained. I can wield a longsword in one hand as well as I can in two, and I train in the double and triple weapon styles. You may train, but you still suck. A lot. That's why you exist, to train, but never get any better- I doubt that you will get into a very good band in jazz camp, since you don't really practice. (playing ISN'T practicing!) Then what is? I can tell you one thing, looking at music won't make you a master of music. No, I'm talking about your practicing habits. Playing some Irish Dance music thing over until it runs at BPM 24395 is NOT a good way to practice. Do you take lessons? Yes, I take lessons. And, just so you know, I can play 128th notes at 90 BPM. That's not very important (Nobody writes music with 128 notes). Anyways, you should work on sightreading. I do. I sight read through the third level of my piano books 6 months ago. I can sight read most things, just not things like Fur Elise. Okay, so... keep working on sight-reading. Then work on your jazzin'. I am getting better at sight reading. I had to sight read a bunch of piano parts for jazz band. ...............I mean.... sight read stuff out of a book....
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Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2005 9:14 pm
Bleagwuh Thatlatu Bleagwuh Thatlatu Bleagwuh Thatlatu Bleagwuh Thatlatu Bleagwuh Thatlatu Bleagwuh Thatlatu Bleagwuh Thatlatu Of course! I'm 1/64 french, didn't you know? And I'm >1/2 celtic, so I get a claymore too. *Holds claymore in one hand and rapier in the other.* A hard to use but deadly combination. The claymore can smash through most defenses that a rapier can't pierce, since the claymore weighs about 18 pounds (8kg), is 5ft (1.6m) thick, and 2in (5cm) wide. but you can't really hold either because you're a friggin' twigman. I'm 25% norwegian, so I get an axe, and the English don't have any cool weapons, but they have crumpets and tea parties. I have an Axe and a bag full of tea and crumpets. What do you mean?! First of all, I can lift my sister, who weighs 140 lbs, and my briefcase, which I carry around 90% of the time I'm conscious, weighs around 20-25lbs. Then, my trenchcoat weighs another 15 pounds (even ask your mom). I've held a rapier before, and fought with a wooden claymore before. I'm part Finnish, and part Polish, and part German, so in the end, I get a claymore, a rapier, a spear, flambeurg, and a...warsaw. Damn, I wonder if there's a D&D feat for weilding 5 weapons...including a flambeurg and a claymore, which both weigh around 20lbs each... You, of all people, should know that weilding 2 weapons is about as inefficent as it gets. Your strength is cut in half, it becomes difficult to block effectively, and it weighs a lot more than it should. Only for one not trained. I can wield a longsword in one hand as well as I can in two, and I train in the double and triple weapon styles. You may train, but you still suck. A lot. That's why you exist, to train, but never get any better- I doubt that you will get into a very good band in jazz camp, since you don't really practice. (playing ISN'T practicing!) Then what is? I can tell you one thing, looking at music won't make you a master of music. No, I'm talking about your practicing habits. Playing some Irish Dance music thing over until it runs at BPM 24395 is NOT a good way to practice. Do you take lessons? Yes, I take lessons. And, just so you know, I can play 128th notes at 90 BPM. That's not very important (Nobody writes music with 128 notes). Anyways, you should work on sightreading. I do. I sight read through the third level of my piano books 6 months ago. I can sight read most things, just not things like Fur Elise. Okay, so... keep working on sight-reading. Then work on your jazzin'. I am getting better at sight reading. I had to sight read a bunch of piano parts for jazz band. ...............I mean.... sight read stuff out of a book.... I have.
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