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The woman looked back as Desmond gestured at Suto and Lou. They were indeed a strange looking pair compared to the rest of the bar patrons. "Yeah I see them." She turned back as he made his proposition, his wallet catching her full attention, though he was careful not to reveal more than what he had pulled out which was the amount he had offered.

Looking back to Suto and Lou shortly the woman smiled as her hand rested over the fifty, bringing it up to tuck it neatly into her bra. "You've got it, Baby Cakes." She seemed to turn on the charm as she moved away from the bar and headed toward the two gentleman mentioned. Her smile was rather playful, a sway in her hips that couldn't be missed, she had done this before.

"Hey, handsome." She stopped beside Lou but looked up at Suto to captivate his attention. "I couldn't help but notice you both as you walked in."

"A rat you say?" Suto asked being casual about glancing around. Lou had the nose for picking up scents in a crowd so Suto knew just by the drop of the nicknames there were students close. It didn't take him long to spot those in question but he didn't turn toward the pair. "Ah, your little cohorts. So nice to see them out and about." Suto mused.

Facing toward the pool tables, Suto gave the two students the illusion that they had yet to be seen. "Would you care to play a little game?" The smile started to creep across Suto's features until the sound of a woman's voice caught his ears. "The game has already started it seems."

Klyde gave a short nod finishing off his drink and getting up to follow Desmond out the door. As instructed he kept his eyes forward and didn't look back trying to look as calm and collected as possible.

The bouncer in the front waved them off not bothering to stop Klyde again on his way out, thank god. Once they were a few feet away Klyde let out an unnecessary breath, in a sigh of relief. Carefully he glanced back...it didn't look like they had been followed out.

"I think we made it." He looked relieved. "Well...since this bar is a no go got another one in mind?"

The smile on the lady's face was gone but she had obviously dealt with creeps before. The spew of words that came out of Lou's mouth didn't phase her much, though she didn't know how serious they could be. "Don't hold back on your sweet words now." She said sarcastically.

Suto's golden eyes had trailed from the woman to see the boy's exiting the bar. They thought themselves rather clever for this little trick he suspected. Turning back to the woman before them, that sick twisted smile that he normally reserved for more secluded areas started to stretch across his face. "Dear woman, would you like to know why my associate here also goes by the name 'The Lady Killer'? It would be quite the exciting time I assure you."

Without much warning Suto reached out and wrapped his arm around the woman's shoulders pulling her close, much closer than she really wanted to be. It was obvious by the bewildered look in her eyes. "I can't promise you'll be in one piece by the end but I can do my best to put you back together again. I might keep your eyes though." Suto seemed to be judging them. "I think they would look wonderful in a jar on my desk."

"Eh," The woman tried to pull away, pushing against Suto with force. "Creeps!" She hissed as she started to walk off. This was not nearly worth the fifty dollars she had been handed.

"Oh...alright," Klyde nodded following his cousin's lead. The bar name raised his brows a bit but he didn't put too much thought into it as they made their way inside. It seemed more like a club setting, techno music turned up high, people dancing in every corner of the room. There seemed to be a lot of girls here....why had he never come here before? Surely he would have heard about a place like this.

Muffin top? Suto questioned mentally. He was certain that was a term used in this current era in reference to fat rolls hanging over the top of the pants. It sounded by no means endearing but...he let it go. It was key to not question the names that Lou came up with but to simply go with them.

"I think we shall," Suto's face seemed to fall back into a more hallow expression as they made their way back toward the door, though there was the slightest hint of a smile that wouldn't go away. He loved a little game of cat and mouse.

Once outside Suto looked up and down the street not seeing the boys anywhere. They must have entered another building close by. "Ah, the choices. Where do you think our little mice have run off to?" It was easy to narrow down the choices but which should they choose to check out first?

"Blend in?" Klyde looked around skeptically. The few guys that were in the bar looked a little questioning but whatever. He could mingle with the girls....hopefully Riyo didn't find out.

Following Desmond into the depths of the techno chaos, Klyde moved about with surprising ease avoiding the dancers that kept straying here and there. He was headed more toward the bar to hopefully secure another drink in the mean time, hopefully their night could get back on track.

Out of the crowd came a woman, or at least it looked like a woman. The clothes would make one think so even if the lady didn't have much of a figure. A short skirt with bright tights, heels to make her taller than she already was. Her shirt was a little loose but still cut short to show her mid section, the wide neck line pulled over one shoulder. With a walk that was reserved for runway models she started to stroll passed Desmond until she saw his face.

"Oh honey, aren't you a cutie." She giggled, though...there was something just slightly off about her voice. It was still fairly feminine but there was just something about it.

Outside, Suto looked over their choices of places his smile growing all the wider as his eyes settled on a particular name. "I think they just dug their own grave, what do you think?" He said gesturing toward the bar with 'The Black Unicorn' printed out in bold print in the front. "This could be delightful."

Apparently Suto didn't think much about going inside because he was already headed toward the door. He knew what kind of establishment this was but that wasn't going to deter him. His prey was inside.

"Aww, I guess your taken then?" The girl gave a pout looking at Klyde. "He is quite the looker though. I bet he's good in bed. Oh well.." The smile coming back to her face the 'girl' gave a wink before she trotted off.

Klyde's attention was perked at the sound of a rather luring voice. When he turned to see where it had originated from his field of vision seemed to settle on the large rack nearly at eye level. "Sweet Mother Mary..." He mumbled, eyes a little shocked. This lady was huge....in more than one way. In fact, she looked like the kind of gal that could probably contend in a free for all wrestling match. Yikes.

"Uuuh, s-sure." Klyde managed to stammer out to her offer. It was just a drink after all right? Though this amazon of a woman actually had the vampire a little nervous.

Walking in through the door Suto's eyes scanned about the area trying to find their two elusive mice in a maze of trannys, cross dressers, and whatever else happened to be within sight. It didn't take him long to spot the only two in the area that stuck out like a sore thumb a smile crossing his lips as he pointed them out to Lou.

"Let me think, what should we do first?" Suto asked thinking over their options. It had been a while since they had tormented a student they had found at a bar and the scientist planned on upping his game. He had yet to get at Desmond after the whole ordeal in the alley went down but he was determined to make the boy's life a living hell.

"Slipping something in his drink is a little cliche but we could always repay the favor of the little trick he tried to pull at the bar down the street. Considering where we are I'm sure we can find someone willing to have a little fun with them."

If Klyde wasn't the vampire he was he was certain that shove would have landed him on the floor. He laughed a bit nervously to her comment about being a lot of woman but when 'she' yelled to the bartender Klyde suddenly went into deer in headlights mode.

..Dear...

Sweet...

..God...

There was a small sense of panic in his eyes, only a small amount because he was doing his best to hide it, he was afraid the shemale could smell fear. Turning to his 'blonde friend' who had been mentioned, Klyde grabbed the vampire's sleeve and tugged on it a bit violently.

"Desmond..." He spoke as quietly as he could but loud enough so that he could still be heard over the music. "I think this she...is a he." It was apparently a startling revelation.

"It seems so," Suto said taking note of the rather large individual next to Klyde. "Rumors could take a while to hit someone that would actually take it personal enough to go and start a fight." Suto said thinking it over. "Why don't we cover all our bases. You start telling people over there." Suto pointed. "And I'll tell people over here as well as find that special someone who may be willing to ruffle a few feathers." It was a light statement compared to what Suto had in mind. At least with the rumor in place people would be getting antsy and on edge. Some would be willing to fight but not brave enough to start something. Suto needed that one fearless individual who didn't mind planting their fist in someone's face with little to no reason at all.

...and it didn't take Suto long to find that person as he started to spread the rumors. The person he found was a man dressed as a woman like most in this place, but in a painfully obvious way. He was apparently new to the cross dressing scene because he hadn't bothered to wax, shave or...whatever it was they decided to do with any of the hair on his body. He had a thick mustache which Suto thought went well with the gogo boots.

No doubt this one was sporting a bit more testosterone then the rest so could probably be easily swayed into a fight. Making his way over to the man who was casually dancing away Suto stopped him a moment to whisper in his ear. It was hard to say what was being said but as he gestured toward Klyde and Desmond the cross dressing man's expression suddenly turned serious...and then angry. With a short nod to the scientist the man disappeared into the crowd.

Let the fun begin.

"Follow your lead? What are you going to-?" Klyde fell silent as his cousin addressed the rather large shemale, an odd chill running up his spine hearing the man's normal voice seep through his feminine facade. If that wasn't enough Desmond pulled him close and claimed him as his b***h.....oh boy.

Smiling, though nervously, Klyde gave a short nod, his arm awkwardly going around Desmond's waist. "T-that's right. We're uh..." He gestured between the two of them struggling to say couple. "We have a thing." He finally managed. It was close enough.

But....she....he wanted them to....prove it? How the hell were they supposed to- Oh no...

"I-I'm not much of a kiss in public kind of guy. I'm kind of s-shy. Right, Babycakes?" They needed to get the ******** out of here and quick. Lou was bad but this was something else entirely.

"Hey! HEY!" The voice was unmistakably a man's as he made his way up to the bar, moving a little awkwardly in his high gogo boots. "If you assholes came here looking for a fight trust me you found it!" The man took a swing at Klyde but the vampire was able to move away enough that the man ran into the bar instead.

"Woah, woah, hold up. What the hell is going on?" The bartender asked as he finally made his way over with the drink the large man/woman had ordered. He himself was rather large, dressed in a button up shirt with the buttons undone to expose the boob implants he had gotten, a tight leather skirt around his lower half which hadn't gone under any type of surgery yet, and heels. How had this not been obvious before?

"These assholes were sent here by that anti-gay politician! He's trying to find code violations to shut this place down!" The man raged pulling back ready to throw another hit, though this time his punch was aimed for Desmond.