Welcome to Gaia! ::

(If you're considering making it a book, I'd love to help.)

(Where on the Sliding Scale of Silliness Versus Seriousness does this lie?)

(How about dark, semi-intellectual humor?)

(Black comedy is great. You know what they say, "Once you go black...")

("Mr. Forehead, say hello to Mr. Desk."
"Why hello there, Mr. Desk, how are you?"
"My name's Dowd, Elwood P. Here, why don't the two of you take my card, I've got plenty of them. I hope it's not too much trouble, but have either of you seen a six foot three inch tall white rabbit? He answers to Harvey."
"Um, no, not to my knowledge."
"Well. Why don't the three of us sit down and have a couple martinis, and wait for him to get here?")

(I was going to make a joke about Mr. Desk and Mr. Forehead meeting up later and running repeatedly into each other, if you catch my drift, but then with the introduction thing, I got sidetracked.)

{BUMP.}