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Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2011 5:45 am
Meeatu Vaan_Lohengrin roses are red violets are blue i have a knife get in the van Winner! May I borrow that?
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Posted: Sun Mar 20, 2011 4:00 am
Hey, do you believe in love at first sight ?
Or should I walk by another time? heart
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Posted: Sun Mar 20, 2011 4:37 am
>W< i know late reply but this is funny either way XD it was from mafia two. "nice skirt it'd look even better crumpled up at the foot of my bed." >W< didn't quite remember it but close enough :3
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Posted: Sun Mar 20, 2011 4:39 am
Pardon me mam but i think you would feel just like jessica simpson if the lights were off
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Posted: Sun Mar 20, 2011 4:42 am
Raving Exile Pardon me mam but i think you would feel just like jessica simpson if the lights were off win
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Posted: Sun Mar 20, 2011 4:43 am
Man: Hey you wanna get a pizza and have sex? Woman: No *Storms away angrily* Man: What you dont like Pizza?
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Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2011 9:49 am
Wanna be the lamb to my lion? Wanna see how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie pop? Wanna fall in love with me, then murder yourself after you think that I die when really I don't and then I find out that you're dead and kill myself so really it's your fault?
twisted
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