Well, on the poll I picked "Bass Clarinet", but I really play the Bb
Contrabass Clarinet
blaugh I think it's the lowest ranged clarinet, second only to the Octocontrabass Clarinet, and as I recall, there was only one of them ever made and it's in Mr. LeBlanc's collection
xd The Contrabass I use was actually found in the storage closet about 15 years ago at my school, and even back then they thought it was ancient
whee They don't make them like the one I have anymore... It's serial number is only three digits long; 869
It's an upright Contrabass which stands to about 6ft
razz I'll have to take a picture of it sometime. I found a picture of one similar to mine:

I've seen a couple people from other bands with the paperclip model (the one on the right), but all the judges at festivals comment on how I've got "a REAL instrument"
cool Alright, that's about all the narcissism I can handle
eek So I'll stop my post wh0ring now
rofl