Fools! You have no right to choose! My legend begins in the 12th century.
Fools! You must follow my provis No. 001: My mornings start off with a cup of coffee with cream No. 022: On a refreshing morning, start out with a refreshing greeting No. 057: Always place a dehumidifier in your room No. 058: Never talk to me when I'm humming to myself No. 075: Celebrate Excalibur's birthday in grand-style* No. 172: Seek harmony No. 202: Only the finest toilet is acceptable No. 278: Never put carrots in my meals No. 349: Meisters must eat everything, regardless of personal likes and dislikes No. 452: You must attend my 5 hour story telling party No. 573: Always walk 3 steps behind me No. 578: The hero must never tell a lie No. 602: Food must be prepared with the freshest ingredients No. 667: You must praise Excalibur at all times No. 778: Never mail your mail without the proper postage No. 998: When you order a package for home delivery, you must always use cash on delivery
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