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 Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 3:32 pm
Well back in high school, my church building was shared by 3 wards. So one ward had church at 9, one had it at 11 and the last had it at 1.
The 9am one was sooo hard. I remember I used to finish passing/blessing the sacrament and I'd sit down with the family and put my head on the bench in front of me. I'm just not a morning person at all.
So many times I'd end up having one of those dreams where you're falling and I'd jerk awake and everyone would be looking at me.
Or I know a few times my head slipped off the bench and I fell forward. That was bad.
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Posted: Sun Aug 06, 2006 6:29 pm
*thread revival* whee
After church, when the Bishop was giving announcements the firealarm went off. He just looked at his first councilor and nodded for him to check it out and continued to read announcements. He added, "for those of you new to the ward that is the firealarm. It goes off often but hasn't gone off in a few months, so it's time again. We will let you know if there is a fire."
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Posted: Sun Aug 06, 2006 10:02 pm
Haha, that's funny. A lady who is new to our ward mentioned something about our bishop having a mustache, and then he kinda got poked fun at all day.
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Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2006 3:42 pm
We have this lady in my ward who is old and I think she has gout, and she always comes up to the pulpit at testimony meeting. She gets up, makes a joke about it's taken her a week to get up there, but she told us she could do it. Then she says something about how amazing her husband is, and how he's so old he's about to die any moment now. Sometimes she talks about how the Second Coming is upon us, like last Sunday she told us that she read the Book Of Mormon in one day, and then it hit her so clearly that the reason the prophet told us to read the Book Of Mormon before the end of last year was that we need to forget our ideas about the Second Coming being in 30 or 50 years, because it's coming a lot sooner than that, and we all need to be careful, because the signs are all around us. Once she said World War 3 was sure to come any time now. Once she said something like if the Second Coming comes after she dies, she wants us to all pet a lion and think of her. My mom always gets really worried when she does that, because she doesn't want investigators to get the wrong idea.
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Posted: Fri Nov 24, 2006 1:23 pm
kittylin My brother-in-law tells me that a couple years back, when he was supposed to bless the sacrament, he leaned down, hit his head on the pull-out and blurted "son of a b****!" right into the microphone. sweatdrop That one happened at the Grants, New Mexico Stake once Too!!! rofl rofl rofl rofl
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Posted: Sat Nov 25, 2006 11:48 am
tinpanchuck kittylin My brother-in-law tells me that a couple years back, when he was supposed to bless the sacrament, he leaned down, hit his head on the pull-out and blurted "son of a b****!" right into the microphone. sweatdrop That one happened at the Grants, New Mexico Stake once Too!!! rofl rofl rofl rofl Oh snap, those beat my story. I was gonna say this one kid who seems to have a habit of speeding through the sacrament prayers one time messed up twice, and after he was told to start over the second time he said "aw, crap!" right into the microphone. But yours was better/worse.
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