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 Posted: Sun May 01, 2011 12:15 pm
Dear everyone,
It's gotten lonely in here
Leion
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Posted: Mon May 02, 2011 12:01 am
Dear anyone,
Do me a favor. Pretend you're me, and attend my gym class (passing it is apparently a requirement. Who knew.). Should you be successful on this mission, you will be generously compensated. And you know what I mean by that, you god damn gaggle of perverts.
Money seriously isn't an issue,
Dominik
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Posted: Mon May 02, 2011 6:57 am
Dear Dominik,
I'll do it, I love gym. But I'm going to need one of those holo-watches forge makes for the less human looking guys when they go outside of the mansion. And does the reward have to be money? I've got plenty on my allowance card since I haven't used it in months, can the reward just be the perverted things I was thinking about?
Leion.
P.S. can your psychic lacerations hit targets you can't see?
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Posted: Mon May 02, 2011 9:51 pm
Dear everyone,
Bun forgot about memos in the midst of crazy s**t happening elsewhere.
Bun
Ki'somma...
I'm a native - I don't own a tie. If you buy me a red one, we'll keep it in the room for that use.
Aren
PS - What's a pizza hut? Please don't tell me it's your idea of a primitive pizza tribe.
Roland,
We haven't. But there are lots of pretty aakííkoans around. It's more of a future reference thing.
- Aren
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Posted: Tue May 03, 2011 12:22 am
Captain Black Foot,
*sighs*
Pack your s**t-- Meaning, saddle up Dom and your little Alpha hoes. We're going to Pizza Hut.
--Cissa
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Posted: Tue May 03, 2011 1:16 am
Ki'somma.
Chief. We call the leader Chief, I could tell that to you in Siksika... but you can't remember it in english. Chief.
Because captain makes me sound like a swarthy pirate.
Aren.
Who's the hoes?
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Posted: Tue May 03, 2011 5:37 pm
CAPTAIN Black Foot,
'Chief' might do it for you in the mother land-- But this isn't the rez. As far as I'm concerned...Pirate is appropriate. Slap an eye patch on you, and call you a red skinned Johnny Depp.
You both have enough fan girls.
-- XOXO, Cissy
PS: Alpha's, be the hoes. Did you miss the memo?
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Posted: Thu May 05, 2011 5:59 am
Dear anyone,
Mornings suck. But I'll gladly brave them for pizza.
I might pass on the all mighty Pizza Hut though...while I love pizza. Pizza Hut pizza doesn't love me back.
Love
Megan
P.S. Pick me up some bread sticks and I will love you forever.
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Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2012 4:13 am
To Whom It May Concern,
I don't know who decided this...But I do not find powdered hot cocoa acceptable.
Nor do I find 'sugar free' chocolate acceptable.
To whomever is stealing my chocolate, from the shelf in the kitchen...You're dead.
XOXO-Cissy
PS: To whomever put my chocolate on the top shelf...You're dead.
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Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2012 8:41 pm
Dear Narcissa,
That's what you have tall people for, to reach the things on the top shelf.
Regards, Roland
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Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2012 10:25 pm
Roland,
Dear Roland. Thanks for calling me short. You're fat.
--Ciss
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Posted: Sat Apr 28, 2012 12:58 am
Dear Kitten,
They don't call it short anymore, it's called fun sized now.
With Love, Felix
PS: Neanderthal Man is tots fat. Js.
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Posted: Tue May 15, 2012 11:40 pm
Dear Short Women
Platform Shoes
Sincerely, Dimitri
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Posted: Wed May 16, 2012 3:34 pm
Dear Felix,
Don't call me 'fun sized'.
XOXO-Ciss
PS: If that's what we're calling fat, I'd like two more. K Thanx.
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Posted: Thu May 17, 2012 1:50 pm
Dear Kitten,
Would you prefer me to call you midget? Fun sized sounds better so for now I am going to stick to that. Now I am just curious to see if you melt in the mouth like those little M&M's.
With burning Love, Felix
PS: So you prefer your men giant and brainless? Noted. You could do so much better. burn burn
PPS: Besides with you being fun sized you would have to jump up just to give him a kiss on the lips. Figured I would point that out. Unless of course you plan on having him tote you around on his shoulders like a rich heiress does those little dogs in her purse. burn burn burn burn -is totally prepared to be killed now-
PPS: This letter contains no subliminal messaging by the way. Just thought I would make that known so you didn't look too hard. burn
PPPS: And yes this is freakishly long just like you like it. Zing.
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