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 Posted: Tue Sep 28, 2010 6:04 pm
((Turn 1 starts from here, all students can make ONE action post!))
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demon_pachabel rolled 3 6-sided dice:
2, 6, 1
Total: 9 (3-18)
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Posted: Tue Sep 28, 2010 6:17 pm
MISTRESS POTTYMOUTH, GO!!
However, it seemed that with the shirt ripped, she'd been enabled to actually sit up, sighing as she peeled at LEAST her back off of the floor.. though her hands were a slightly different question, smacking herself in the face to peel the first off... and then flailing around horribly to try and get the second one off. Either way, it seemed that Shehk ultimately ended up with her chest covered again.
Fantastic!
Even if now she felt like the 6 hot showers wouldn't be enough. Oh well...
"I was going to get rid of this shirt anyways.." she said optimistically, seeming content with her backwards poncho for the time being..... however, it soon seemed something ELSE was amok, Shehk looking at the Gnomes who were..watching her.
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Or the whole group. Either way, Arel's KNOCK OUT (ha, LATER SECRETARY) had prompted what would be a MIGHT BATTLE.
Which meant Shehk had an option of SO VERY FEW WEAPONS. However, the least gross looking thing seemed to be, for her, the BLEACH. So she took it.
Well, she'd see how it-
ffjsdafusdfj AUGH HER NOSEFJdsafkl. BLEACH EVER- ohae, that smelled better than the alternative. >8D!
Shehk has done 8 Damage to the Gnome Army
Shehk has done 1 damage to herself
Shehk has 14 HP
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Tsunake rolled 2 6-sided dice:
1, 4
Total: 5 (2-12)
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Posted: Tue Sep 28, 2010 6:25 pm
Oh.
Oh.
G didn't like where this was going at all! The elves were advancing, and his fins were pressed flat against his back with uncertainty. "Bad elf," He tried to say as much sternly, but the little creatures only leered.
That was when Doggy threw stuff at them! They wouldn't hurt Doggy, would they? Or Rain! He couldn't let them hurt Rain, those things they were carrying didn't look nice!
Snatching up the heavy mop, G winced even as he swung the thing. "Bad elf! Princess Corner for bad elf!"
Then the mop snapped in half. G cowered.
G has done 5 damage to the gnome army.
G's HP is currently 15/15.
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MoonKitsune rolled 2 6-sided dice:
3, 2
Total: 5 (2-12)
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Posted: Tue Sep 28, 2010 6:45 pm
Hellma Shox. Hellma Shox. Hellma Shox. As if he could ever forget that name, he was cursing it under his breath – or what he dared to breathe as he knelt before a toilet, scrubbing what he hoped was porcelain under the layers of hardened, ancient, matter. He said matter only because he didn't dare into specifics about what it was. He knew. Everyone else knew. Damn Hellma Shox knew. They all knew what it was they were scrubbing off the walls, stalls, toilets, and, later that night, off their bodies and clothes. Sure, most would even burn their clothes, but you couldn't burn yourself and feel sparkly clean after.
Pulling off one of his gloves, thankfully provided for them in the supply heap that they were given, he pulled the hair out of his face. If he knew they were going to have back-breaking labor in what might as well be a sewage drain, he would have brought some scrunchies or hair ribbons. Unprepared, he tore off pieces from his shirt sleeve and used the white fabric to braid and then tie up his hair. Then, with a clean scrub brush, he pulled it up into a bun. That done, he braided his tail, tied it up with the shirt-ribbon, and then tied up the end up to the base to make a tail loop. Sure, he didn't take care of his hair, but he didn't want it to be caked on with this .. was that corn?!
With his jacket sitting in a clean sink, his sleeves rolled up, and armed with a cocktail of cleaning solutions, Calder set about cleaning.
He swallowed hard, recycling his breakfast once again before swallowing. Ugh. He wanted to dump bleach on his body and, after the horrors of this particular stall, his eyes. Even his nose could use a nice sheering bleach bath. While he wasn't admitting defeat (He would not let this Hellma Shox ruin his passionate spirit!), he knew he was part of the 'loud mouth' problem that got them all thrown into his messy predicament in the first place. With the hit from the piece of chalk only now going numb (for a little thing, she had a wicked fast ball), he managed to wash the once-growling, bubbling stall of all its mess.
It was then that the gnome army rushed through and he pushed up against the wall as the group brought the newly duct taped secretary into his stall and plopped him on the porcelain king. "Hey, I just washed that!" He huffed, but saw that Arel was unconscious and clearly not using it.
Stepping out – the gnomes bothered him – he took in what was going on around him. First off, he noticed a little witch who seemed to be trying to cover Shehk, who was on the ground. A piece of discarded, ripped shirt was beside her, and he frowned. Why did all witches rip clothes off? First Belladonna and now this girl? It must be a witch thing, one which Shehk's supreme stitching did not save. He was sure she could fix it again, but still!
Then there was G, who was looking perky despite his labor and playing with a bandaged zombie girl, or slightly bandaged. He noticed a great deal of them were now missing. What was impressive were the obvious spots where the students had been working, including the sinks, mirrors, a few stalls, and a very clean corner. They were making progress and would be able to leave together, bounded by their blood, sweat, and tears (Calder had his own crying session in the stall privately), and would be stronger for it. Take that Hellma Shox! He'd like to see anyone say that romantics weren't tough!
It was during this time that the gnomes retreated and, for some reason, decided to turn about. Wondering what they could be bothering them with now – Look! They were cleaning! Geez! – they gave a look that, to his surprise, seemed to say they were reading to fight.
Fight?! But! But! He just cleaned a smelly toilet! He was TIRED! He was gross! He didn't want to scrub off any other things off the floor that might happen in said fight (gnomes didn't look like they'd make good scrub brushes).
Looking about, he picked the weapon a sensible kelpie tended to side with – Water. True, he could fight, but his team would need some relief from all this abuse. With a bucket in his hand, the clear water splashing about, he found a sudden thrill run up his spine. He got to throw water on people. It was almost like drowning! OMG! This was the best ever!
Giddy, Calder threw the water at his friend Shehk. It was a good thing Shehk's new poncho wasn't white.
Calder HP: 15
Ally Healed: Shehk
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Valandal rolled 1 6-sided dice:
1
Total: 1 (1-6)
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Posted: Tue Sep 28, 2010 6:55 pm
Valentino found the weapon he was looking for, the cleaning soap. If he ever wrote a poem it would be about the power it wielded. It could take out any greasy stain like a pro.
grasping it in his hands, he started to furiously scrub, preparing his hands for the damage that they were about to do.
health 15/15
damage 0
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lizbot rolled 2 6-sided dice:
2, 2
Total: 4 (2-12)
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Posted: Tue Sep 28, 2010 7:11 pm
Seeing the attack, Emily decided to go all out with the weapon she new best: the broom! Sure she had never been able to actually fly on one, but many a night did she spend image training to fly with hers. Just the feel of the wooden handle in her hand made her instantly feel more confident. This witch was going to kick some tiny little a**.
Caught up in the moment, Emily performed some rather impressive spinning moves with the broom. It was like a deadly blur in her capable hands, and the gnomes took a step back at the sight of her mad skills.
Then reality took over, Emily slipped in a puddle of water, and fell on her bottom.
Emily has done 0 Damage to the Gnome Army
Emily has 15 HP
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Meeki rolled 3 6-sided dice:
1, 1, 2
Total: 4 (3-18)
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Posted: Tue Sep 28, 2010 7:36 pm
Rain had to attack with the bleach of course. It was the strongest. It could also backfire on her. Oh well, if she went down, it would be for the greater good. She readied the bleach in and and went for the pounce. ******** those gnomes. This detention was hell and she wouldn't be able to forgive herself if she didn't go down with a real fight.
Of course, failing epically, she only did 2 damage to the gnomes and equally inflicted 2 damage upon herself. She was down to 13/15 hitpoints. Great. Just great.
Damage: 2
Health: 13/15
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Zoobey rolled 2 6-sided dice:
4, 3
Total: 7 (2-12)
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Posted: Tue Sep 28, 2010 7:53 pm
They were one, they moved as one. The gnome army had no weaknesses, the only had fine training bred from years of serving angry secretaries and headmistresses that would dispose of them at will. These were not just ordinary gnomes, they were the elite gnome corps.
The bleach caught the first gnome by surprise and he screamed, clawing at his eyes, meeting his untimely demise after tripping over a lose fermented hairball a little too close to the toilets. There were still 7 left and they did not look pleased.
Damage Tally:
Shehk: 8 damage
G: 5 damage
Val: 0 damage
Emily: 0 damage
Rain: 2 damage
Total damage done to Gnome army: 15 damage
Total HP: 85/100
The nunchuck gnome pointed at the perpetrator of the bleach, Shehk. One of the seven gnomes nodded and grab a dirty rag, scrunching it into a ball to fling at their assailant.
exclaim But what trickery was this! There were actually TWO rags, one underhandedly thrown. The first bounced off Shehk and the second off the closest perpetrator, Rain.
Shehk takes 7 damage
Rain takes 7 damage
((Turn 1 has ended, Turn 2 has begun, everyone can now REROLL, or for anyone joining in, pick a weapon and roll ))
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demon_pachabel rolled 3 6-sided dice:
1, 3, 4
Total: 8 (3-18)
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Posted: Tue Sep 28, 2010 7:59 pm
Oh good GOD that water felt FANTASTIC! No really, when one was sitting in a gross bathroom, it was hard to not be like 'HEY, WATER. I FEEL CLEANER'. However, in her distraction from that joy, she not only got pelted in the face with a..
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ew. She didn't even WANT to know what had been thrown at her. However, in THAT distraction she'd burned the hell out of her hands with the bleach, hissing and half dropping it onto one of the gnomes.
So they better have burned their damn hands too! Or feet. WHICHEVER. Now she'd have to pick that back up, which was more of a scramble with pain than anything else. This Detention SUCKED. She'd rather be making out with ash-mouth than be here FIGHTING GNOMES.
GNOOOMMMEEESSS.
AUUUGH.
God, was Rain OK? Was everybody ELSE OK? Shehk had to glance back over her shoulder to check on her comrades... and they SEEMED ok. Nobody had broken themselves like she had. Ow.
Shehk dealt the Gnome Army 4 Damage.
Shehk was hit with 4 damage in recoil.
Shehk has 4 HP
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lizbot rolled 2 6-sided dice:
2, 6
Total: 8 (2-12)
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Posted: Tue Sep 28, 2010 8:08 pm
This was so very shameful! Not only had she failed to attack due to her own prideful antics, but Shehk had gotten hurt! That was it! No more playing around!
Serious Business back on, Emily charged at a gnome that was picking it's nose with a stick. Broom held high, she cried, "FOR SHEHK!"
Emily does 2 damage
Emily has 15 HP
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Valandal rolled 1 6-sided dice:
2
Total: 2 (1-6)
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Posted: Tue Sep 28, 2010 8:13 pm
Valentino's suds were a dud. they barely made him feel clean, at least they were a little slippery. The suds could maybe work at little, it was better than nothing.
Taking his cue from the rest of the students, Valentino took a swing at the gnomes.
Valentino does 2+1 (3) damage
Health 15/15
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Rown rolled 2 6-sided dice:
6, 1
Total: 7 (2-12)
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Posted: Tue Sep 28, 2010 8:16 pm
Chuppi had a bucket.
An amazing, amazing bucket. She could swing it without even trying to swing it, because she was just that freakin' strong since she was a monster and all. AND GUESS WHAT. This bucket could HEAL.
Of course Chuppi wasn't really paying attention though and she sorta...slipped, spilling the contents of her bucket onto the weird undead girl she'd heard people calling "Rain", effectively healing her up for 7 points.
"YO ESTOY UNA SUPERHERO."
Chuppi heals Rain for 6+1 = 7 points
Health: 15/15
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MoonKitsune rolled 2 6-sided dice:
4, 4
Total: 8 (2-12)
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Posted: Tue Sep 28, 2010 8:19 pm
This was terrible! The gnomes were attacking and were doing a very fine job about it. What he would have guessed would be a height advantage for their team, the gnomes more than compensated with pinpoint accuracy and Borg-like unity. At least one little bugger met his maker with the help of eye-seering bleach, and he watched it rush into the stalls, already thinking that he was NOT going to be stuck cleaning up the corpse.
Seeing his friends get pelted with revolting rags – again, not going to think about what they were used for – he reached over and started to fill his bucket in the sink. The water gurgled and, much to his relief, coughed out crystal clear water instead of murky brown, which wouldn't have been doing anyone any good.
"Get the one with the nunchucks!" It was the one that had pointed for Shehk and Rain to be attacked after all. Was he the leader? Either way, he deserved to be punted across the room into the used rags pile.
Bucket full, Calder turned about and threw the entire contents on Shehk once more, letting it hit her in the face to get rid of whatever revolting material was on that rag. "Heads up!" Okay, so it wasn't fighting with a mop or bleach, but it was keeping them all awake and clean and in this bathroom with what these gnomes were throwing, it was a improvement. Still, not that he dumped the water, he noticed he hadn't checked the water temperature before throwing it. Oh well. He was sure it was warm.
Calder HP: 15
Ally Healed: Shehk
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x_Nata_x rolled 1 6-sided dice:
5
Total: 5 (1-6)
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Posted: Tue Sep 28, 2010 8:27 pm
((Posting for Huni Pi while she's at work! Also, if I do something retarded, please let me know >.> Using the soap, rolling for the extra damage to be done each turn :3))
Maritess' initial reaction to learning they would be cleaning a bathroom as their punishment had been mild surprise. She'd been tasked such duties before back home and she'd have to do it alone to boot. Surely with everyone pitching in they'd be done with it in no time.
Then they were brought to the actual bathroom.
Tess was just floored by the sight. Well, not literally, there was no jacking way she'd let her spine touch the floor. Mostly because jack-knows-what was on it. The walls too. And the ceiling for that matter.
While the other students had begun to deal with situation in attempting to escape, Tess decided she would fall back on her old habits of just sucking it up (figuratively of course, no way was her tongue coming into contact with anything in this wasteland) and doing what was expected of her. She figured she was in enough trouble and she'd really, really, really rather not get into more.
During all the hullabaloo involving students falling on top of each other, that staff-member Tess vaguely remembered from the orientation who was now yanked free from the ceiling and duct taped to a stall, and clothes ripping and being exchanged, the winged undead girl just sort of stayed in the background. She was at a loss as to how she was supposed to react and decided to simply keep at her task.
And then a fight broke out. Between the students and the guard gnomes.
"Oh sludge, oh sludge, oh sludge, oh sludge," she whined, reaching to grab some soap (because Tess was a hands-on kind of girl, and really those arms of hers had gotten much more exercise since her legs ran off). Whether or not they would do any good to an army was anybody's guess as she flew higher before swooping down.
EDIT
Damage - 5?
Health - 15/15
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Interesting Conversationalist
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Nothing Yet rolled 2 6-sided dice:
5, 6
Total: 11 (2-12)
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Posted: Tue Sep 28, 2010 8:37 pm
It took Thackery a moment to regain his bearings and to try to make himself understand what was happening.
As well as one could understand fighting a gnome army with cleaning supplies, at least.
Determined to help out his fellow detentionmates, he attempted to pick up the heavy broom. Oh, dear. That was far too much heavy lifting for his tastes. He focused instead on the broom, plucking it up with enthusiasm and pointing it at the gnomes.
"We're gonna smash you to pieces, gnomes! Even though that might mean another detention but that doesn't matter! GO FIGHT WIN, AMITYVILLE DETENTION."
He jabbed at them with the broom. He may have let loose a howl that was no more frightening than the howl of an aggressive yorkie. He would later deny one of these things.
HP 15/15
Damage: 5
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