I have a Pirate for ye'!
Name Smargad
Rank Desired Captain
Personality: Smar is fearless, clever, and calculating. He has a sense of arrogance over himself and his family, but he usually doesn't show it, rather acting cool towards others. Advantageous, he'll use others if absolutely necessary, and does his best to find clever ways out of unpleasant situations, preferring not to fight when it could mar his coat.
Background Info Smar and his brothers and half-siblings/cousins were raised by two sisters who had both been knocked up by the same wayward male. He grew up well with his mother and aunt, a content young male, but for the inner drive to travel the world.
His eldest litter-mate Askook is his closest friend, to the point that when he left the family to explore, Askook came with.
Parody or no, I still didn't find it a very good book.
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