Corin_K.
Cradoc
One time I was half asleep after staying up all night in front of the tube and I got up to go to the bathroom and I ended up peeing in the kitchen trashcan.
My mom grabbed me and just pushed me in the downstairs bathroom and pointed me toward the toilet.
I think I missed.
sweatdrop xd redface Trust me man thats nothing. I used to sleep walk when I was 7 and 8, man those were some humiliating times. There are three times I remember quite well. The first time I peed in the dishwasher, the second time was on the phone and last but not least of all the front lawn on several occasions.
sweatdrop Ha. Wait till alcohol is involved. Things I have seen being used for a toilet;
Ancient Roman wall.
Bonnet of a Porsche.
A river.
A dumpster (the side of it).
A sink (the urinals were all being used).
The leg of a man who was getting down with his girlfriend in an ally (this was an accident; my friend didn't see the guy till he was zipping up, and they both kept quiet).
A pond/lake.
Various trees (including, and this is quite dodgy, one that a man had hanged himself from two weeks before).
A bottle.
A wardrobe (their own, so it was their clothes).
A car boot.
None of these were me. OK, maybe one or two... but not most of the bad ones.
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