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Oh my gosh I just have to post Hailee's saying... "Let them be fat and happy!"
Ha ha. Were you there when she said that?

New stories! Plus a look at Ellsworth's Christmas Card

Today!
I was sitting in the front of the room near the second door. Ellsworth was about to go out, but was still engaged in conversation with someone else. The only part of the conversation I heard was Ellsworth ask whomever he was talking to the following:
"Can I go pee, first?" (or something like that....)
Me, looking up from my Literature 'bible': "No, Ellsworth. You can't."
Ellsworth, walking away from the door: "Alright. I have a bladder of iron."
-queue hysterical laughter- xD

Ellsworth's Christmas Card (Hanging in his classroom):


and a poem two of the people in my class composed and wrote on his whiteboard xD:


Man I love this class xD

New Story! Again! Even though I didn't have his class today xD

I was giving a new student a tour of the school and we ran into Ellsworth (go figure xD) and here's how it went:
Ellsworth (After coming out of Bench's room and walking past us): Come on. I'm an old man and I'm walking faster than you.
Me: I can't walk fast and leave the student behind! She has no idea where she's going!
Ellsworth: Oh. Welcome to Roy High.
(I explained who Ellsworth is to her and what class she'd have to take to get his class and that I'm in that class right now... and how odd it is)
Ellsworth: Oh come on, you know you love my class.
Me: I do. Its my favorite.
Ellsworth: Oh goody

Then the weird part:
We walked past his classroom and he went in (This was Shadow's Class Period) I heard him say: "Yay! I came back just in time for the awkward kissing scene!" (Othello. they were watching a movie of it, If you've read Othello, then you'll understand. Iago and Cassio xD)
I laughed mentally because I couldn't just randomly burst out laughing in front of a new student. She'd think I was a maniac. Which I am... but that is beside the point.

New Student: He seems like a pretty cool teacher.
Me: He is. His class is very fun, but awkward... very awkward... (and this whole thread can attest to that.)

PS. I seriously wish I would have done this with AP Euro Class last year. Would have been amazing! That class was hilarious :3

We need to get him to dance for us like he did for his Communications class. If he does, I'll record it and post it on youtube xD

Oh, I thought it was the part where Iago is talking to Othello about Cassio's sleeptalking...
Darn, I fail xD

So today in class we watched Othello again. Angela started begging Ellsworth to let us wath Midsummer's Night Dream instead and he said, "No, I don't have the energy to cover up the naked faries." And Angela was like, "But I like them!"
It was halarious. Especially when Angela realized what she said. LOL. That class is so much fun. smile

What! You didn't tell me yet. I'll text you. confused

Haha, we were in class yesterday and we could hear the preschool kids outside on the playground. Skyler randomly asked Ellsworth, "Do you ever just feel like stealing some of those kids?" and everyone was like eek and Ellsworth went "What?" And Skyler said, "I didn't mean that in a bad way!" And Liya just stared at him and sarcastically said, "Oh yes, because it's definetly not bad to kidnap little children."
It was funny.
Then Ellsworth started talking about eating babies. He's such a weirdo.