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 Posted: Fri Oct 01, 2010 6:37 am
granted, but then then there hands fall off and can not type]
i wish i would not be ill xp
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Posted: Sat Oct 02, 2010 10:12 am
Granted but your now everyone else is.
I wish I wasn't so cold
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Posted: Sat Oct 02, 2010 8:50 pm
Granted but now your on fire.
i wish to own a zoo.
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Posted: Sat Oct 02, 2010 9:01 pm
Granted but then the animals turn on you and stampede out leaving you out of a lot of money.
I wish somebody would just accept my help without trying to force recompensation on me.
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Posted: Sun Oct 03, 2010 8:33 am
Granted but helping them kills you
I wish tommorrow wasn't Monday
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Posted: Sun Oct 03, 2010 4:10 pm
Granted But It Throws Off Your Entire Week?
I Wish I Could Find My Phone Charger gonk
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Posted: Sun Oct 03, 2010 5:47 pm
Granted but it's broken
I wish I could sleep in on school days
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Posted: Sun Oct 03, 2010 5:58 pm
Granted but then you're forced to go to school all night and all weekend as payment.
I wish my husband wasn't such a douche.
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Posted: Sun Oct 03, 2010 6:43 pm
granted but now he won't give you five seconds to yourself.
I wish i had a car that runs...
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Posted: Sun Oct 03, 2010 7:51 pm
Granted but then it never stops and costs you a fortune in gas money.
I wish I had more rooms in my house so I could get away from the douche.
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Posted: Sun Oct 03, 2010 11:53 pm
Granted, but all your belongings disappear leaving them empty and non of the doors lock.
I wish my friends mom wasn't such a tyrannical biznitch.
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Posted: Mon Oct 04, 2010 2:31 am
Granted, shes now in a coma.
I wish my work place would brun down.
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Posted: Mon Oct 04, 2010 4:20 pm
Granted but you were still inside while it burnt down.
I wish I wasn't hungry.
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Posted: Mon Oct 04, 2010 6:41 pm
granted but you can never eat again.
I wish my kitten would be nicer to me
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Posted: Tue Oct 05, 2010 1:24 pm
wish granted: your cat includes you in on its world domination plot and after it succeeds no one believes a cat took over the world and thus they arrest you.
P.S. your cat came in contact with tainted tuna which is why it gained the ability to talk and plot world domination
i wish i had the powers of a deadman
(from the manga deadman wonderland, its essentially blood manipulation)
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