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 Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2011 6:36 pm
WEATHER
 OMG GUYS, looks like the sun is lettin' up a little bit! :'D I mean, I love summer and the heat an all, but I think it's gotten a little too hot for my tastes, you know what I mean? Plus it was every single day and I was getting so tired of it.
But luckily, they're not going away! The sun is just going farther away, to make it colder. Because that's totally what happens when it gets colder. You'll still need to drink some water and eat and all that fun stuff even if it's getting colder, because if you don't, you'll DIE! And... your family will find some way to sue the weather station for not telling you to drink water or something. I'm just taking extra precautions, no need to worry!
It'll be around the comfortable temperature of about 75-80°F! I think it'd be nice if it was a little warmer, but as you know, I don't choose the weather. >o> There's also going to be a nice warm breeze. It'll probably be like this for a few days, then maybe get colder as fall rolls in. So enjoy the warmer weather while it lasts! Oh, I'm not looking forward to fall. Well, except for the clothes and stuff. Anyways, bye guys! Drink water to live. :'D
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Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:03 pm
WEATHER
Yipee! Another day of weather! I just love you guyssss! You dependence on me just makes my day that much better. It's nice, to say the least. I bet no one else feels like I do. >w>
Anyways, it's cooooold! And windy! D: Of course, you'll probably be more bothered by the cold, even though it'll only be around 45-50 degrees Farenheight. The wind will be just a bit stronger than a breeze, so don't worry people under 90 pounds, you won't be blown away like we had problems with during last year's hurricane. OH WELL~ I'd imagine it'd just be like a roller coaster! Without the fun and all the danger, though. o':
So, in summary, it's cold with a light breeze. So that means go wear your cute purple scarves, hats, and whatever guys wear when it's cold out. Socks? Geez, I'd hope so. Anyways, that's all for this week, make sure you dress warmly so you don't get sick!
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Zemblanity Insomnia Captain
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Posted: Sun Mar 27, 2011 1:14 pm
GOSSIP
Hello Guyz~
What's boogie woogie?
Anyway, today's going to be super mega awesome because today is GOSSIP DAY! Like, Omigod, you guys!
All of you remember Mystery Girl X, don't you? That mysterious girl that we'd see at festival who seemed good in everything and loved the letter X? Yes! That one. WELL, We have discovered her real identity! It was actually Jillian Valentine a mental institution girl who also went by the names Paprika Pepper, Paprika Habanero and Mystery Fighter X! Now that I think about it... it was kinda obvious that MGX and MFX were the same person... Point being! She was discovered to be all of those people when she was transferred from the Sonata Clinic to a larger one in the city, on the request of her sister Katherine Valentine after she said she had unfinished business with a Jalapeno... do you think that both sisters are nut jobs? Perhaps! I like to believe so~
While on the family drama, let's talk about another member of the Valentine family, Holly Valentine. Seriously, that family never had a break! When they aren't part of a scandal, shooting and craziness, it's Holy becoming a goth. Well, it seems like mental instability really runs in the family, because the word goes around that she commit suicide, by stabbing herself on an altar, sacrificing her life to Satan... there had been rumours about her worshipping of him, but dayum, that's going a bit far, don't you think? That leaves the inn without any owner, because her sister Andy Valentine back in the city doesn't want anything to do with it and her cousin Mandy Blair had been savagely killed a season ago. People are still looking for her boyfriend Gino Cantata who's presumed to have been killed at the same time as her... I wonder what happened... Oh well, not on the island, not our concern! The Inn shall stay open for business run by various NPCs until a new owner is found~
Oh! Talking about last seasons. You remember Florence IV..V...VI...Uh...The Elephant? Well, after making a small rampage on the beach, then killing several servant of the mayor and escaping in the forest, it has finally been found! Found by a group of children who were playing in the old abandoned zoo... Don't ask me what they were doing there. I would like to suggest an orgy, but I dont think I'm legally allowed to do it... N~E~WAY, finding an elephant comes with a price and Cindy King, Andrew Knight and his sister Emilie knight have been killed by it... Boohoo, so sad. Or, it would be, if their parents of the King weren't so happy that their daughter finally died and could collect a fortune from the huge life insurance they had taken before moving here...Evil, isn't it? Well, they now moved, bringing with them their teenage boy David King To a large house back in the city. As for the Knight, They also moved, but because their youngest son, Maxwell Knight had became delirous and seeing elves and goblins everywhere. He now share a room with Jillian Valentine!
Of course, investigation on the Elephant matter happened and, we have found out, from a very trustworthy source who isn't a paranoid female cop or a conspiracy lover reporter, btw, that the elephant was made crazy and dangerous by two terrorist wanting to kill everyone on the island! Frederick K Murrow (Yup! he's family of Neil! You can bother him about it! No, seriously, do it.) and Jean Phillip. Both boys have been taken from their house and sent to Guantanamo Bay without a trial or anything. That will teach them Terrorist! D< I had a cousin ammong those maids that were killed!
On more happy news, a rare sighing has occured! Spotted on a ferry leaving the island was a monk! Yes, it would appear that Kuan Yin Chao better known as Cid wasn't a myth! He was real! A real monk! Well, now his gone. They also spotted a young girl with him, suspected to be Suzy MacDonals, which totally fuels Neil's suspicion that he was actually the leader of the local ***** ring, running away now that everything was crumbling! Is it true or now? I don't know! But that's what is fun about Gossips~
Well, I think that's all I have for today! TTFN~
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Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2011 2:54 pm
WEATHER
Hey guys, tiiiime for more weeeeeather~! Ooh~ I'm just so happy for this one. It's snowing guys! And it will continue to snow for days! Light snow, but it's still snow! And it'll add up too. We're expecting about 4 to 6 inches of snow per day for five days! We don't think it'll get any more than a couple of feet though. But enjoy it! It hasn't snowed for so long! Eeep~! I'm going to go outside and make tons of little snowmen and give them pretty eyes and earrings and scarves.... It's going to be so nice!
Also, it's going to be about 27 to 30 degrees all up in here too. >_< You probably won't want to stay out in the snow for too long. I know that my toes can't handle that kind of cold for long, even with boots and those foot warmer things! You might be different, but how can you be that much more different! Everyone'll get frostbite eventually. Even yooouuuu~!
Yup yup. That's how it'll be for a while. Even after it stops snowing, it still won't go away for maybe another couple days. So enjoy the snow while it lasts, people! :'D
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Zemblanity Insomnia Captain
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Posted: Sun May 29, 2011 5:16 pm
Interview with Theresa Waldroup  Neil: Hello! Hello! Today, we are interviewing one of this island business entrepreneur, the owner of the newly open daycare, The Kitten's Mitten. Please miss, tell us your name for everyone reading the paper?
Tess: Theresa Waldroup - just Tess.
Neil: Why Tess? Where does that Nickname come from?
Tess: Uhh, can't say for sure, haha - been called it since I was little. Guess it sounds like 'Theresa'?
Neil: Any chance you were kidnaped as a baby as Tess is the real name your real parents gave you?
Tess: ..........Nah. No chance.
Neil: That's unfortunate. So! Tell me, or rather, tell us! As stated a moment ago, you are the owner of the newly open daycare. It is known to some abitant of the island that you've been living here for a while now, why the sudden urge to open a child center?
Tess: Uh, it wasn't 'sudden'; been thinking of it for awhile now. Just was busy with some things - things started to clear up, so, decided to go for it. I was already taking care of a kid anyway, figured a few more wasn't going to hurt any. Oh, uh, and.. I like kids. Yeah.
Neil: You were taking care of a kid? You're a mother? That's new to me.
Tess: Nah, nah, not a 'mother'. Brother had some issues, was helping him out with his kid for awhile and - well. The baby of the family never seemed to grow up much.. He acts like a kid more than the nephew.
Neil: Ah, I see. You admit that your brother is an irresponsible imature, childish human being stuck in his own troubles. Was the daycare a passive-agreesive message toward him to grow up?
Tess: What? No - er, which brother are we talking about? The daycare wasn't a message at all; just people were having kids, we needed one, and, uh, I wasn't doing anything anyway?
Neil: So you were being a lazy bum?
Tess: ...Yeah, pretty much, heh.
Neil: I'm sure the parents of the island will be happy to know they are letting their child in the hands of a responsible woman such as you. Any plan on getting a child of your own soon?
Tess: .....Uh. Alright. ...Not really?
Neil: So how can the parents of the island be sure their child are safe, if the one taking care of them never had any parental experience prior to this?
Tess: Well, I have taken care of kids before - didn't I say I was watching my nephew? He's turning out alright and it's not just me; there's expierenced staff working shifts too.
Neil: Ah! Let's talk about your staff. One of them is a blind woman and the other one had been rumoured to have been involved with gangs and drugs... what's your statement on this?
Tess: Well, rumors are always just going to be rumors. Some of them have been in some tough times, but I wouldn't have hired if I didn't think they were past all that. As for the blind woman, Noelle has never caused any problems because of her disability, so I don't see any problem.
Neil: But how can she "keep and eye on the child" if eyes she does not have?
Tess: ..She can listen? We mainly let her take care of the infants, anyway.
Neil: So, you do think she's useless and only hired her out of pity. Interesting. Now, one last question miss Waldroup, what's your breastsize?
Tess: Hold up, I didn't say anything about her being -useless- - and why would the paper need to know that?
Neil: Unfortunately, that's all the time we had. We'll give an approximate of 32 C. Thank you miss Waldroup and have a good day. I hope the daycare will prove successful.
Tess: D:
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Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2011 9:04 pm
WEATHER
Heeeeey, you guys~~!!! It's time for the WEATHER! O-M-G, I know, right? It's been like FOREVER, but, don't blame me! I've been with this totally fabulous piece of man and it's been like sooooo magical~!!! I'd print his picture here just so you guys can all see, but, HINT HINT, he's the stud muffin totally better than all the rest in every way! Oh, God, I just love his eyes - ...Oh. Whoopsie~! Anyway! Let's get to the weather!
It seems like this week is gonna be full of the heated waves of my love - but don't hate me! It's like totally coincidental! Summer is obviously here at full blast as tempertures are just going to keep scaling up and up and UP throughout the week for who knows HOW long! It could be like ALL summer or just for a day - I don't know! But, I do know that it's time to totally grab the sunblock and hit the beach - or get out some tanning lotion and catch some rays to get a nice healthy tan before the season ends! Be sure to drink LOTS of water or, who knows, you may fall head over heels - but not in love, oh, no, you'll just SPLAT onto the cement and dry right on up!! Be ESPECIALLY careful in a few days, guys and girls - I'm SO sure that you could fry an egg on the sidewalk with how hot it'll get! BAI!
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High-functioning Marshmallow
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High-functioning Marshmallow
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Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2011 5:34 pm
WEATHER
It's time for another - DUN NA NA NAA~~ - Weather update, with your totally FAVORITE weather girl, Misha Longaria!! So, please, guys, spell it RIGHT. Like, O-M-G, you don't know how ANNOYING it is to have people misspell it!! It's MISHA. Okay? Okay! We have it cleared up!! YAAAY~!!! SO! Let's get to what you all came here to learn about - the WEATHER. Oh, well, silly billies, if you just look out the window and notice how crinkled, wet, and totally DEMOLISHED this paper looks, you'll know it's a HURRICANE! You don't need me to tell you it's COLD, it's WET, and, umbrellas beware, IT'S WINDY!!! All of us at the newsroom have to SHOUT REALLY, REALLY LOUD to get over the sound of that wind!! But, it's not hailing, at least - O-M-G, can you just IMAGINE what a hail hurricane would be like?! But, be happy it isn't!!
N-E-WAY~ Here's a list of things you may need for today's weather! An iPod, some waterproof mascara, and a really cute and totally water-proof raincoat! That's if you're STUPID enough to go outside because of a date that you so didn't know was canceled because of the weather and you make it ALLL the way to the horrible movie theater JUST to have a phone call telling you it's POSTPONED. Like, seriously, send me a text or something?! I was stuck eating popcorn and candy for HOURS! ..Ummmm~~ N-E-Waaay~ Stay inside, watch some TV, and enjoy the special on.. ...all the channels. ..W-T-F, what's going on?? My favorite soap opera is totally not on when it's supposed to!! ..Oh, well.. there's some game show on all the channels and.. the satellite doesn't seem to be working.. umm.. WELL, enjoy it anyway, guys!! TA-TA~~ TTYL~
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Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2011 1:51 pm
WEATHER
HI, HI, HI!! LIKE, O-M-G, guys, I can't believe how long it's BEEN!! I missed you all so much, especially with that stupid hurricane or.. hail.. or – OH, I can't be bothered to remember, teehee~! That's just me, your cute and ditzy weathergirl, who totally is not fat in any way and can't possibly be even considered in the same category as some big-butt girl down at the mall that he totally shouldn't have even mentioned because my butt isn't THAT BIG. Dear GAWD, how hard is it to find a guy that knows what to say and what NOT to say??? I should just look into dating a MUTE from now on! I don't know sign language, so he can't possibly say anything bad that I'll get!! ..Oh, it would be so totally cool, though~! ♥ We would connect just by our actions and OOOH~~ >///< I'm not going to let you guys know THAT much about me, teehee~ ♥ Instead! Let's talk about – dun da da daaa~!!! THE WEATHER. Like, yeah, seriously! That's what we're here for, right?!
SO, anyway, like, if you just look out your window you'll see the WIND and the CLOUDS and the – O-M-G, YOU WON'T EXPECT THIS – THE SNOW. LIKE. YEAH. SERIOUSLY. SNOW. It's snowing, you gais!!! :'D IT'S SO COOL. And COLD, but it's totally cool too! Making snow angels and snow men and O-M-G, hot chocolate by the fire!! So, girls, cozy up with your favorite fabulously cute scarf and your favorite hunk by the fireplace because it's going to be CHILLY until winter is DONE! And, kids, guess what?! IT'S NOT HARD ENOUGH TO BE A SNOW DAY!! So you all can still go to school EVERY DAY in the COLD and WINDY weather and see all your favorite friends with no stupid snow to keep you apart!! ISN'T THAT TOTALLY COOL? LIKE, OF COURSE. Duh~! OKAY, that's all for the weather today! 'Kay, thanks, BYE, I'm gonna go see if there's any hunky mutes in town!! C-U-LATERS!
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High-functioning Marshmallow
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