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 Posted: Tue Sep 07, 2010 4:00 pm
Chris shoves Natalya's panties in his bag and scoots into the hallway.
Hahahaha...ha...uh oh...
His laughter is cut short because he surrounded by the girls of Kappa Delta Zeta house...angry, angry girls.
Um...Lex made me do it?
The angry lady mob surges towards Chris. He desperately searches for an escape route and only sees one way out...he dives into the laundry chute.
I really hope there's no dianoga down here.
Our bumbling hero falls three floors and lands in a large pile of dirty clothes in the basement.
Ew...
Chris dusts himself off and looks around...only to find the motherload of panties. It seems that Lois Lane has left a basket of freshly laundered panties in the basement. How does Chris know who they belong to? Because they're mongrammed with "LL : heart : Superman."
eek
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Posted: Tue Sep 07, 2010 4:17 pm
::Now that her hair is spider -free, Lois is ready for action::
The basement, hurry!
::the girl mob rushes down the stairs to the basement laundry room, ready for an all-out brawl::
UNHAND MY UNMENTIONABLES, YOU... YOU... PERV!
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Posted: Tue Sep 07, 2010 4:26 pm
Chris had just finished filling up his bag when Lois and her ladies confronted him in the basement.
NO WAY! I gotta have these or Lex Luthor won't let me in Alpha Omega Beta. I'll never give up....NEVAH!
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Posted: Tue Sep 07, 2010 4:29 pm
::Lois rolls her eyes::
This was all for those dorks? That was so uncool of them to make you do this. They've been trying to get at our cute panties for over a year. They couldn't cut it, so they send you?
I think we need to team up and teach them a lesson. What do you say?
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Posted: Tue Sep 07, 2010 4:35 pm
No way, Lois. I gotta get in there...Lex will never accept me if I do something to them!
Unless...
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Posted: Tue Sep 07, 2010 4:38 pm
::Lois smirks::
Oh, there are ways... there ARE ways...
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Posted: Tue Sep 07, 2010 4:40 pm
The only way to get back at Lex is get me in there. He hates me almost as much as he hates the quarterback, Clark Kent.
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Posted: Tue Sep 07, 2010 4:43 pm
Clark Kent is nothing compared to *sigh* Superman heart
Besides, I'm not that stupid. You think I'm going to HELP you get panties to "get back" at those neanderthals? I wasn't born yesterday, Powell. Just going along with the panty raid doesn't even seem that fun.
::Lois rolls her eyes::
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Posted: Tue Sep 07, 2010 4:47 pm
But Clark is...nevermind.
Anyway...if you let me get away with this...I'll help you with a boxer raid on them.
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Posted: Tue Sep 07, 2010 4:55 pm
Clark Kent. We went on a date once and he ran out in the middle of the date. Conveniently before the check came. Lamesauce.
Help you? Absolutely not! The only boxers I want are Superman's!
::the girls behind Lois begin to voice their disagreement::
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Posted: Tue Sep 07, 2010 4:57 pm
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Posted: Tue Sep 07, 2010 4:59 pm
I call for NO VOTE!
::the girls begin to chant::
VOTE VOTE VOTE!
::Lois shoots them a dirty look before turning back to Chris::
No way! Leave the panties right there and go back to your "boyfriends".
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Posted: Tue Sep 07, 2010 5:10 pm
No way! They want to vote! Call for a vote...or...or...I'll tell Superman that you have a crush on Lex Luthor!
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Posted: Tue Sep 07, 2010 5:16 pm
::Lois's face goes crimson::
You wouldn't do that!
::the girls start chanting::
"boxer raid. Boxer raid"
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Posted: Tue Sep 07, 2010 5:23 pm
Oh I would, Lois, I would. And I also want Clarice's glittery lip gloss rights returned!
Chris starts marching back and forth.
BOXER RAID, BOXER RAID!
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