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Happy Birthday again LPS! Though less pretty now. More cake!

Happy birfdai for reals this time.

OH MY ******** GOD IT'S A ******** BULBASAUR CAKE

RIBBIN GET THE ******** IN HERE AND LOOK AT THIS s**t

WHAT THE ********? BEST SONG EVER!
BIRTHDAY SEX XD

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WHERE THE ******** IS MY BIRTHDAY SEX OWWIN

GET NAKED

HEY! Its MY JOB to be a walking chocolate man! stare

I painstakingly made a chocolate clone. Do you know how hard it is to make a candy genetic code, then make new proteins with high sugar content that they code for? I made a candy nervous system, and then I nixed the pain response. It can digest and has body heat. Do you know how hard it is to make a digestive system that doesn't dissolve chocolate, and chocolate that doesn't melt at homeostasis? I am pretty sure I invented a new element. THIS IS MY BIRTHDAY GIFT!