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 Posted: Wed Jun 23, 2010 12:12 pm
HEY a*****e! I WANT MY JOB BACK!
I'm calling from jail because I'm a mediocre employee...
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Posted: Wed Jun 23, 2010 12:15 pm
I told you it was too soon for a job.
I'm calling from jail because someone's private property waltzed right under my feet >:C
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Posted: Wed Jun 23, 2010 12:16 pm
You too?
I'm calling from jail because I didn't pay my cell phone bill, and they have a free telephone plan here.
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Posted: Wed Jun 23, 2010 12:18 pm
[there's no response because I was on your bill]
I'm not calling you... at all...
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Posted: Wed Jun 23, 2010 1:48 pm
I told you to press the call button to call someone!!!
I'm calling from jail because a robbed a house.
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Posted: Wed Jun 23, 2010 2:50 pm
Honey... where'd out stuff go...?
I'm calling you from jail because I love you heart
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Posted: Wed Jun 23, 2010 2:55 pm
Uh... wrong number?
I'm calling from jail because I killed a man.
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Posted: Wed Jun 23, 2010 3:01 pm
Oooo interesting. What did you kill him with?
I'm calling from jail because I was selling robbed iPads.
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Posted: Wed Jun 23, 2010 3:03 pm
You better not have ratted me out for stealing them for you in the first place.
I'm calling from jail because the fire department's line was too long.
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Posted: Wed Jun 23, 2010 3:20 pm
You could have at least grilled some hot dogs.
I'm calling from jail because I was the last person to leave McDonalds when they realized that the statue of Ronald was missing.
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Posted: Wed Jun 23, 2010 3:46 pm
I bet the person who took it is lovin' it.
I'm calling from jail because I missed the trash can.
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Posted: Wed Jun 23, 2010 3:48 pm
You shouldn't encourage that behavior though it did sound fun.
I'm calling from jail because some people at the bus get too loud and i "shut them up"
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Posted: Wed Jun 23, 2010 4:02 pm
Take the subway! It's faster.
I'm calling from jail because I called Verizon a bad company.
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Posted: Wed Jun 23, 2010 4:22 pm
Well you have proof now. They putted you in jail just because you called them a bad company.
I'm calling from jail because I blew up 5 T.V's in a TV store.
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Posted: Wed Jun 23, 2010 7:12 pm
I told you you're ugly.
I'm calling from jail because I ate too many pies.
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