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 Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2010 4:38 pm
~Goth, goth~
~Because I'm straight, I can't be around LGBT's
~Because I'm part Hispanic, I must be fluent in speaking Spanish
~Because I don't like to conform, I must be picked on for being myself and being unique
~Because I'm vegetarian, I must have something wrong with me
~Because I'm a person who likes to have her own views that might oppose yours, I must be stupid
~Because I don't like war or killing things out of fear, I must be weak
~Loli, loli!~
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Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2010 8:13 pm
Because I am a woman I must be submissive.
Because I am a woman I must love getting my hair and nails done.
Because I'm tall I must be able to play basketball. (LOL NO.)
Because I am a lesbian I must ******** every girl I see.
Because I am a lesbian I must have contracted some sort of STD.
Because I am a lesbian I must want to get with every girl I see.
Because I am opinionated I must be an absolute b***h.
Because I am a vegetarian I must be a tofu eating hippie.
Because I am a woman who has good hygiene I must not be a feminist.
Because I am white I must be ignorant to all other races and cultures.
Because I have piercings I must be a sadist.
Because I'm atheist I must think all other religion is garbage.
Because I'm all for the death penalty I must be primitive.
Because I like to burn incense I must be a stoner.
(I'll probably add onto this later. Got to go.)
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Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2010 8:27 pm
Because I'm from Texas, I MUST be a cowboy.
Because I'm from Texas, I MUST be a Republican.
Because I'm vegetarian (going vegan), I MUST want to shove my abolitionist veg*n views down everyone's throat.
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Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2010 10:14 pm
Because I'm Black, I must be ghetto.
Because I'm a woman, I must be feminine.
Because I'm a lesbian, I must have Daddy issues.
Because I don't like rap, I must be white-washed.
Because I'm not attracted to Black people, I must be a racist, blackstabber.
Because I'm a hippie, I must do drugs.
Because I'm straight edge, I must be weird and uncool.
Because I'm a feminist, I must like not men.
Because I frown upon politics, I must be a hippie.
Because I'm young, I must not know much and haven't experienced life.
Because I dropped out of school, I must be uneducated.
Because I'm bad with numbers, I must be completely and utterly stupid.
Because I write to unleash my frustrations, I must be emo.
Because I wear what I like (whatever style that may be), I must be a poser.
Because I'm heavy-set, I must eat junk food 24/7.
Because I don't like to party, I must be unpopular, anti-social, or weird.
Because I have dreams, I must have unrealistic goals.
Because I don't know who I am, I must have no path.
Because I change, I must be a sell-out.
Because I like pop music, I must have completely bad taste in music.
Because I don't like authority, I must be a trouble maker.
Because I don't like the military, I must be a unpatriotic.
Because I'm not a patriot, I must be a traitor.
Because I'm not rich, I must be a thief, vagabond, or nuisance.
Because I'm a lesbian, I must be after you're children.
Because I don't believe in open relationships, I must be close-minded, straight-laced, and unloveable.
Because I'm not as smart as you, I must be dumb.
Because I've done bad things, I must be a bad person.
Because I resent my parents and family, I must be ungrateful.
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Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2010 10:47 pm
Because I contradict myself, I must be lost.
Because I idolize others, I must be a zombie-like, fanboy follower.
Because I'm sensetive, I must be weak.
Because I don't have a job, I must have no future.
Because I'm confused with how I feel about my race, I must be a race traitor.
Because I'm quiet, I must be slow.
Because I'm uncomfortable when random people talk to me, I must be rude and not raised correctly.
Because my spouse is white, I must with her souly because she is not black to make myself look higher in society.
Because I blame society for many things, I must be a paranoid, crazy person.
Because I am skeptical of the government, I must be a paranoid crazy person.
Because I question the bible, I must be evil and misguided.
Because I contradict myself, I must not think about what I say.
Because I live in California, I must be a crip or a blood.
Because I smile alot, I must be happy.
Because I'm not happy all the time, I must be emo.
Because I like a large amount of weird stuff, I must be trying really hard to be weird.
Because I like violent video games, I must be violent, like violence or believe in violence.
Because I like stuff, I must be materialistic.
Because Music is my life, I must have no life.
Because I never want children, I must be an inadequate woman.
Because I want ethnic people to start ruling things along with white people, I must be racist against white people.
Because I don't always cry about tragic events, I must be heartless.
Because I play Guitar Hero and Rock Band, I must not be a real musician and must be too lazy to try and play a real instrument.
Because I play DDR, I must be too lazy to go get "real" exercise.
Because I embrace my child side, I must be an immature person who will never grow up and get a "real" job.
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Posted: Mon Jul 05, 2010 12:58 pm
Because I have bisexual tendencies, I am therefore becoming more popular. [This isn't a lie. :T It's silly, once people knew, they wanted to be my friend at school.;;; ]
Because I refuse to accept the Christian god, I worship Satan and am going to "Hell". [Hm. Bullshit.]
Because I'm not in the popular crowd, I am therefore a loser with no friends. [Bullll. Shittttt.]
Because I like slash, I am a mindless yaoi fangirl. [I don't even like yaoi. D< I know the difference between slash and yaoi.]
Okay I think I'm done for a bit |D
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Posted: Mon Jul 05, 2010 10:02 pm
Because I was raised Catholic I must be anti gay, birth control, & abortion
because I support gay rights I am going to Hell
because I speak my mind I must be a b-word
because I'm open about being Bi I have to be joking about it (I get this one soooo often evil )
because I'm reclusive I must not know how to interact with people
because I'm getting an associates degree in a community college I must be poor and stupid. (the opposite it means I'm smart and thrifty idiots! evil )
because I have mental disorders I must be crazy
because I support women's rights I must be a feminazi
because I dislike illegal immigration I must hate Latinos
because I'm American I must be a McDonalds loving loudmouth (this was said when I asked what Americans are perceived as stereotypically to a Dutch friend and it was sadly what I had expected)
because I have special ed friends I must be special ed too (this is true to me but it isn't to of my non special ed friends)
The list could go on for ages really.
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Posted: Mon Jul 05, 2010 11:00 pm
Because I'm intelligent, I must be an arrogant, stuck up brat.
Because I'm a teacher's pet, I must be bribing them to give me good grades (Like people would believe that if I let them see my grades.)
Because I support LGBT I must be mentally ill.
Because I am unsure of my orientation, I must be a little cuddly confused brat who wants attention (I get this one from people here in this guild more than anywhere else.)
Because I am white, I must be a prep.
Because I dress goth sometimes, I must be goth.
Because I have transgender/ transexual friends I must be like that too.
Because I like Yaoi, I must be a squealy puzzleshipper.
Because I like Shadow The Hedgehog I must be an emo brat.
Because I roleplay, I must be confused about who I really am.
Because I have few black friends, I must be a racist brat.
Because I hate rap, I must be racist.
Because I hate the admittedly drug addicted bisexual whore at my school, I must hate bisexuals.
Because I rarely wear skirts, I must be a tomboy.
Because I still have dolls, I must be mentally ill.
Because I support gays I must like rainbows (eeewww)
Because my parents are divorced, I must be depressed.
Because my parents are Poly they must have commitment problems.
Because I don't wear a bikini I must be hideous.
Because I hate twilight I must hate all its fans.
Because I support gay marriage, I must be a hippie. (weird one, eh?)
Because my parents live on two opposite sides of the US, it must have been a bad divorce.
I could go on and on...
I tried not to repost ones that applied to me (i.e. the Atheist ones)
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Posted: Tue Jul 06, 2010 2:06 am
I love the amount of vegetarians... I am too by the way.
More of mine-
Because I like Yaoi I must be lesbian. (Oh, and trust me, have I ever heard that one, despite how it doesn't even make sense!)
Because I support pride and say so openly I must be LGBT in some way. (Geez, can I not support a cause without being one of the actual people whom it affects directly?)
Because I don't follow fashion, I'm not worth talking to.
Because I refuse to talk to someone who clearly doesn't like me, not only am I a loner but I'm a snob to boot.
Because I'm obvious about not being conventional I must be insane.
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Posted: Tue Jul 06, 2010 2:15 am
Kyru Windwaker
@Insanity Dragonfly- I get "Because I support Pride I must be lesbian." all the time too. I don't understand why people don't believe straight people can support Pride and still be straight.Yup! I know! It drives me insane! People are so quick in my school to do it just for gossip. Like, one of my best friends was thought les because - and I quote - "She hugs girls". She hugged guys too, is the funny thing. As in, that's just the way she was with her friends! And it's doubly annoying because they treat it like an insult. It's like, look, I support gay pride. I can say that openly. Do you think if I were lesbian I wouldn't say so when you asked me? guess what? I would! And really, it's kind of ridiculous that you say it like it's something else to add to my list of things to tease. I'm so glad that I'm able to ignore teasing!
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Posted: Tue Jul 06, 2010 4:03 am
Because I'm skinny I must be anorexic. (I'm not. Really guys. I actually eat quite a lot. My mother is always saying I snack too much.)
Because I can be silly I'm immature.
Because I'm not as old as the rest of the class I can't understand what 'paint your red room white' means. (I mean, could it be more obvious? And they were so damn proud of themselves too...)
Because I talk to teachers I must be trying to suck up. (They're just more interesting than teenagers, what can I say?)
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Posted: Tue Jul 06, 2010 11:28 am
Because I just graduated from college I must get a job in my chosen field immediately.
Because I'm non-Christian I must be going to Hell.
Because I'm bisexual I must be a whore, or starving for attention.
Because I've only dated guys I cant possibly be bisexual, only straight.
Because I enjoy embroidery I must be stuck in a negative female gender role.
Because I enjoy video games I must be 13, male, and immature.
Because I'm blonde I must be stupid.
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Posted: Tue Jul 06, 2010 11:32 am
Because I'm atheist I am incapable of being a good person.
Because I'm young it's all a phase.
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Posted: Tue Jul 06, 2010 2:26 pm
winnlovesyou Because I'm from Texas, I MUST be a cowboy. Because I'm from Texas, I MUST be a Republican. Because I'm vegetarian (going vegan), I MUST want to shove my abolitionist veg*n views down everyone's throat. ~Goth, goth~
Amen for the vegetarian one!
~Loli, loli!~
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Posted: Tue Jul 06, 2010 2:32 pm
Insanity Dragonfly Kyru Windwaker
@Insanity Dragonfly- I get "Because I support Pride I must be lesbian." all the time too. I don't understand why people don't believe straight people can support Pride and still be straight.Yup! I know! It drives me insane! People are so quick in my school to do it just for gossip. Like, one of my best friends was thought les because - and I quote - "She hugs girls". She hugged guys too, is the funny thing. As in, that's just the way she was with her friends! And it's doubly annoying because they treat it like an insult. It's like, look, I support gay pride. I can say that openly. Do you think if I were lesbian I wouldn't say so when you asked me? guess what? I would! And really, it's kind of ridiculous that you say it like it's something else to add to my list of things to tease. I'm so glad that I'm able to ignore teasing! I get that one from just wearing rainbows. "OMFG She wears rainbows!!! She must be a LGBT supporting lesbian!!!" I mean, I support LGBT, and I'm not sure of my orientation but GEEEEZZ!!!
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