"Pfft." Gasteau rolled his eyes, what a silly idea. Him, be the monster. He gave his sisters a hard look, a wry grin, his head held high. "Well I can't be the monster." The chorus of why not's soon began, and Gasteau's grin only widened. Him? A monster? He tossed his head, and took a deep breath...
"Dismissed! Rejected!
I would be Publicly humiliated! Why, it's more than I can bear.
Never!
I'm ev'ryone's favorite guy
Ev'ryone's awed and inspired by me
And it's not very hard to see why
No one's slick as Gasteau
No one's quick as Gasteau
No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gasteau's
For there's no hart in the hartlands half as...Hartly
Perfect, a pure paragon!
You can ask any Calix, Corax, or Ellie
And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on
As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating!
I'm such a swell guy, I'm Gasteau!
Gasteau is the best
And the rest is all drips
No one fights like Gasteau
Douses lights like Gasteau
For there's no one as burly and brawny
As you see I've got muscles to spare
Not a bit of me's scraggly or scrawny
And ev'ry last inch of me's covered with hair
No one hits like Gasteau
Matches wits like Gasteau
My what a guy, I'm Gasteau!"
"...You ripped that off from the guardians!" "I'm telling Mooom!" Gasteau let loose a huff, tossing his tiny horns out of the sheer indignation of it all. His little ears flopped to the sides with annoyance. "Fine. I'll be the monster." A little spark of mischief shone in his eyes as a smile tugged at the corners of his eyes and mouth, exposing his toothy grin. "But that means I have to eat you both!" With a mock roar, he bounced foreward, swinging this way and that as his sisters broke into a chorus of giggles, their favorite game in full swing, albeit a bit different than normal.
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