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 Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2010 8:25 pm
Granted but the next day it breaks and the warranty doesnt cover it.
I wish something good was on tv.
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Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2010 8:29 pm
wish granted but you're eyes gets stabbed by a ninja so you can't watch tv.
I wish I have a GSX1300R-busa.
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Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2010 8:42 pm
granted, but it as soon as you get a hold of it, it turns into ashes
i wish i would never have to sleep xd
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Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2010 9:37 pm
granted, your body will never force you to sleep but your brain won't refresh, your body will more slowly repair its self, and you can never sleep again
I wish this wish won't be corrupted
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Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2010 9:40 pm
Granted, this forum shall no longer be corrupted but in the place of corruption shall be added murder, betrayl, and trickery.
I wish for for a Pwny named Cliperty Clop
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Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2010 9:44 pm
Ghost Lyfe Granted, this forum shall no longer be corrupted but in the place of corruption shall be added murder, betrayl, and trickery. I wish for for a Pwny named Cliperty Clop Granted and is the spirit of trickery and murder, it shall be made from your soul and try to kill you and due to your lack of a soul, when you die you shall be eternally damned I wish Shakespeare had a typewriter
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Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2010 9:47 pm
Granted, Shakespeare shall own a typewriter but this shall drastically alter the timeline and you will be subserviant to a race of fruit fly playrights.
I wish fo a normal apple pie
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Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2010 9:51 pm
granted, as soon as I kill you, grind you up, plant an apple tree, use your body a fertilizer, harvest a bushel of apples, make a pie, and put the pie at your grave
I wish for chaos and mass destruction
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Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2010 9:54 pm
Granted,small charming bunnies shall be born with the names Chaos and Mass Destruction.They will play and live together and be extremely cute.
I wish for a mouse
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Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2010 9:59 pm
granted, its plague infected
I wish that you are not happy with how you grant this wish?
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Posted: Sat Apr 24, 2010 5:56 pm
Granted,I shall become so depressed with my granting my skills I will lapse into a psycosis.In this state I shall see you as the source of my sadness and murder you with a pair of scissors and a sewing needle.
I wish for you to not be satsified with your granting skills.
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Posted: Sat Apr 24, 2010 8:51 pm
Granted, I'm more than satisfied blaugh
I wish for an incorruptible wish idea to be in your next post
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Posted: Sat Apr 24, 2010 9:08 pm
I won't grant your wish because its a paradox.
I wish for my wish to be corrupted.
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Posted: Sat Apr 24, 2010 11:02 pm
(ha ha ha I break this thread, but it's not a paradox)
Granted, I corrupt your wish by removing its need for corruption
I wish that this wish is not granted (this doesn't necessarily kill the thread, just put a bit of thought into your response)
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Posted: Sat Apr 24, 2010 11:25 pm
Don Quixote says meep (ha ha ha I break this thread, but it's not a paradox) Granted, I corrupt your wish by removing its need for corruption I wish that this wish is not granted (this doesn't necessarily kill the thread, just put a bit of thought into your response) It is a paradox ("infinite regress"). granted but your wish will come true I wish for lame wishes to stop.
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