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 Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 11:57 am
Granted, but you never get to sit in it.
I wish that my life was a shojou manga and I was the main character.
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Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2010 5:52 pm
Granted. But in the end of the first manga you get killed by your evil enemy.
I wish I could own every game store in the whole world!
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Posted: Sun Mar 28, 2010 11:36 am
But the main character never dies. D:
Granted, but one chain turns out to be extremely corrupt, and you can't hide it, so it falls under, causing every store to close down. This, in turn, makes game companies stop making games, and all the pissed gamers turn and kill you.
I wish that I was incapable of saying anything that would hurt another.
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Posted: Sun Mar 28, 2010 8:01 pm
Wish granted, but that causes people to get the wrong idea, so your nice comments are seen as flirtations and now you have a trillion stalkers.
I wish my crush would ask me out.
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Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2010 6:53 am
Granted, but he only dated you because it was a dare and the next day he breaks up with you also because he thinks it was the worst date ever.
I wish my mom would let me have a pet in the house.
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Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2010 4:42 pm
Granted, but the only pet she allows is an über cute chinchilla that you are allergic to, and one night when you are holding it, you die of an allergic reaction.
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Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2010 10:03 pm
Granted, but you wished for nothing.
I wish I was a monkey!~
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Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 6:04 pm
Granted, but you are an enormous monkey who has various diseases that wiped out kill you and the rest of your town.
I wish I had the skills to build a replica of Wall-e
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Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 7:12 pm
Granted, but you're just a robot and have no personality.
I wish I was a rock star.
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Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2010 5:46 pm
Granted, but being part of the music industry resulted in a heinous addiction to alcohol and you die with a blood alcohol level of 0.48
I wish I was in a symphony orchestra
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Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2010 7:18 pm
Granted. You were killed and your organs used to make strings on a guitar, which broke after only one strum.
I wish I had a mini giant space hamster.
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Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2010 7:23 pm
Granted, and it ate you.
I wish someone will distort my wish for my benefit.
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Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2010 9:22 pm
Granted, but the wish wasn't distorted at all.
I wish I dominated the world and no one on it questioned why.
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Posted: Wed May 05, 2010 9:03 pm
Granted, but the world you dominated was full of nothing but spiders and you.
I wish my cat was nice.
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Posted: Wed Jun 02, 2010 11:22 am
Granted, but it was a dog.
I wish I could tell believable lies while also being able to tell the truth whenever necessary.
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