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 Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2010 3:23 am
THEY WASHED THEIR HAIR AND IT SHRUNK TO NOTHING
WHATS PI IN ALGEBRA?
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Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2010 9:18 am
"Pie" without the "e"
Where do shooting stars go?
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Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2010 11:01 am
To the shooting range.
Why do they call it daylight savings time,when you loose an hour of daylight? (in fall)
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Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 5:19 am
Cuz your saving the hour for a rainy day
Why do doughnuts have a hole in them?
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Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2010 2:46 am
SO YOU CAN USE IT AS A RING
WHY IS THE GRASS GREEN?
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Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2010 5:34 am
Because there are emeralds in it
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Posted: Mon Apr 19, 2010 10:27 am
No question...
How does the internet work?
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Posted: Tue May 04, 2010 5:18 pm
You take your surfboard and surf the waves of the internet
How are baby carrots made?
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Posted: Tue May 04, 2010 5:22 pm
This pickled vegetable...The Stork delivers them to the Mommy-carrot and the Daddy-Carrot.
What is the average wing flapping speed of an unladen swallow? ... could kick your a** !!
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Posted: Wed May 05, 2010 4:38 am
2 mph
What happens if you give a cow chocolate?
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Posted: Wed May 05, 2010 11:50 am
it must then mate with a cow that just ate a strawberry!
why does the bible revolve around the number 3
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Posted: Wed May 05, 2010 11:53 am
This pickled vegetable...For the same reason fairy tales and folk lore do.
What is the capitol of Syria? ... could kick your a** !!
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Posted: Wed May 05, 2010 12:49 pm
porphyria
why dont they make skip its anymore
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Posted: Wed May 05, 2010 12:58 pm
This pickled vegetable...Because Skip-It is to cool for you. blaugh
They made a re-make a He-Man, why don't they re-make She-Ra!? ... could kick your a** !!
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Posted: Mon May 10, 2010 12:44 pm
CUZ nobody knows what they heck that is! blaugh
why are puppies born with their eyes shut!?
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