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Zukes

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 7:45 am


...

Sounds to me like you don't need to be "poking" or "wanking" anyone.

A lot of you have your facts wrong.
PostPosted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 8:21 am


Frizz should be this forum's mod.

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Athigail

PostPosted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 1:16 pm


Ythan II
Frizz should be this forum's mod.
PostPosted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 1:52 pm


Edge Zero
LeRaven
You can only get preggo if p***s enters the v****a.


Incorrect. No giving Frizz bad advice. Sonnen on the outside of the v****a can make its way all the way to the womb.


this is what i read...

a moon full of stars


Great Scoot

PostPosted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 2:02 pm


Why's everyone making such a big deal about her asking for advice about giving a handjob? ********, relax. No relationship was mentioned, right? Stop talking about it.

You can't get pregnant unless you get semen in your cooch. So, just have him clean up after your'e done with the handjob. Tissue, trash. EASY.

As for how to give the handjob, I don't care why you're doing it. It's not my business. But, you should know that all guys are different. You're prolly not going to get an easy "THEY ALL LIKE IT THIS WAY" that is true. ESPECIALLY FROM COSMO. So whoever put that link up has no idea. I wouldn't follow Cosmo on how to do anything.

Anyway, the best advice is to go with the flow. Gauge his reactions to what you do while you're doing it. Try different things. Don't pull like you're trying to rip it off or anything, just... go with the flow. Try different things. Just have fun with it. If you DON'T HAVE FUN WITH IT, then don't do it. You owe no obligation to him. No one should for a sexual favor.
PostPosted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 2:17 pm


Kyoki Kitsune


You can't get pregnant unless you get semen in your cooch.

False. It doesn't have to be in the v****a, nor even too incredibly close to the vulva. I'm pretty sure cases have been recorded where women have gotten pregnant when a guy came on their legs (upper inner thigh, of course). Sperm can swim a foot in twelve seconds, if I remember correctly from last year's health class.

Diuy


Great Scoot

PostPosted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 2:18 pm


... Okay? Thanks for the one-up? confused
PostPosted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 2:19 pm


Zetsubou Hiei
Diuy
Also, meaningful relationships don't start out with a handjob and a "poke." Just if you were wondering.

Where in the hell did she say she was looking for a relationship? She's just looking for a hook-up; come the ******** off it.


Sorry, just trying to preserve a sense of decency among people who are the same age as me. Casual sex doesn't agree with me too much, I feel if you disconnect too much emotion from it you'll never really enjoy it to the extent it can be.

Diuy


Diuy

PostPosted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 2:20 pm


Kyoki Kitsune
... Okay? Thanks for the one-up? confused


Not one upping you, I'm trying to make sure she doesn't get pregnant.
PostPosted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 2:21 pm


I doubt she'll get pregnant from a handjob anyway, Ron.

Great Scoot


Diuy

PostPosted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 2:23 pm


Kyoki Kitsune
I doubt she'll get pregnant from a handjob anyway, Ron.


If you read her first post she was concerned about it.
PostPosted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 2:25 pm


Yeah, I know that. And, like I said. I doubt she will.

... How old is Frizz anyway?

Great Scoot


Diuy

PostPosted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 2:53 pm


Just turned 16 someone said.
PostPosted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 4:29 pm


I DONT APPROVE OF MINDLESS POKING EITHER

Streetlight Fights


Xahmen

PostPosted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 5:43 pm


"Poke" sounds so...
Unromantic.
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