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Posted: Sun Feb 12, 2006 8:37 am
Oosaji Once upon a time, Harry Potter was a stupid little kid who quickly became a pervert and loved eating chocolate and ate a cow. He had a giddy professor who queered up everything and blew a sixth year boy so that he wouldn't blackmail him. This professor told everyone that he had crazy sex with Millicent Bullstrode. Millicent ran screaming onto the roof, only to find the Professor there. He smiled coyly and cast a spell that unleashed a deadly aura that accidentally blew up the sky. So many owls...
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Posted: Sun Feb 12, 2006 9:13 am
Sectumsempra Oosaji Once upon a time, Harry Potter was a stupid little kid who quickly became a pervert and loved eating chocolate and ate a cow. He had a giddy professor who queered up everything and blew a sixth year boy so that he wouldn't blackmail him. This professor told everyone that he had crazy sex with Millicent Bullstrode. Millicent ran screaming onto the roof, only to find the Professor there. He smiled coyly and cast a spell that unleashed a deadly aura that accidentally blew up the sky. So many owls...Burst into Frenzy....
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Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2006 5:55 am
Toujours Pur Sectumsempra Oosaji Once upon a time, Harry Potter was a stupid little kid who quickly became a pervert and loved eating chocolate and ate a cow. He had a giddy professor who queered up everything and blew a sixth year boy so that he wouldn't blackmail him. This professor told everyone that he had crazy sex with Millicent Bullstrode. Millicent ran screaming onto the roof, only to find the Professor there. He smiled coyly and cast a spell that unleashed a deadly aura that accidentally blew up the sky. So many owls burst into frenzy That Millicent whacked...
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Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2006 9:52 pm
Quote: Once upon a time, Harry Potter was a stupid little kid who quickly became a pervert and loved eating chocolate and ate a cow. He had a giddy professor who queered up everything and blew a sixth year boy so that he wouldn't blackmail him. This professor told everyone that he had crazy sex with Millicent Bullstrode. Millicent ran screaming onto the roof, only to find the Professor there. He smiled coyly and cast a spell that unleashed a deadly aura that accidentally blew up the sky. So many owls burst into frenzy that Millicent whacked... a bloody quaffle...
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Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2006 11:35 am
Quote: Once upon a time, Harry Potter was a stupid little kid who quickly became a pervert and loved eating chocolate and ate a cow. He had a giddy professor who queered up everything and blew a sixth year boy so that he wouldn't blackmail him. This professor told everyone that he had crazy sex with Millicent Bullstrode. Millicent ran screaming onto the roof, only to find the Professor there. He smiled coyly and cast a spell that unleashed a deadly aura that accidentally blew up the sky. So many owls burst into frenzy that Millicent whacked a bloody quaffle... straight into his...
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Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2006 5:14 pm
Quote: Once upon a time, Harry Potter was a stupid little kid who quickly became a pervert and loved eating chocolate and ate a cow. He had a giddy professor who queered up everything and blew a sixth year boy so that he wouldn't blackmail him. This professor told everyone that he had crazy sex with Millicent Bullstrode. Millicent ran screaming onto the roof, only to find the Professor there. He smiled coyly and cast a spell that unleashed a deadly aura that accidentally blew up the sky. So many owls burst into frenzy that Millicent whacked a bloody quaffle straight into his... epiglottis. Then she...
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Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2006 6:43 am
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Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2006 12:15 pm
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Posted: Mon Mar 06, 2006 7:01 am
Quote: Once upon a time, Harry Potter was a stupid little kid who quickly became a pervert and loved eating chocolate and ate a cow. He had a giddy professor who queered up everything and blew a sixth year boy so that he wouldn't blackmail him. This professor told everyone that he had crazy sex with Millicent Bullstrode. Millicent ran screaming onto the roof, only to find the Professor there. He smiled coyly and cast a spell that unleashed a deadly aura that accidentally blew up the sky. So many owls burst into frenzy that Millicent whacked a bloody quaffle straight into his epiglottis. Then she ran to China. Sadly, China had... passed a law...
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Posted: Mon Mar 06, 2006 4:24 pm
Quote: Once upon a time, Harry Potter was a stupid little kid who quickly became a pervert and loved eating chocolate and ate a cow. He had a giddy professor who queered up everything and blew a sixth year boy so that he wouldn't blackmail him. This professor told everyone that he had crazy sex with Millicent Bullstrode. Millicent ran screaming onto the roof, only to find the Professor there. He smiled coyly and cast a spell that unleashed a deadly aura that accidentally blew up the sky. So many owls burst into frenzy that Millicent whacked a bloody quaffle straight into his epiglottis. Then she ran to China. Sadly, China had passed a law... that allowed the...
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Posted: Mon Mar 06, 2006 7:31 pm
Quote: Once upon a time, Harry Potter was a stupid little kid who quickly became a pervert and loved eating chocolate and ate a cow. He had a giddy professor who queered up everything and blew a sixth year boy so that he wouldn't blackmail him. This professor told everyone that he had crazy sex with Millicent Bullstrode. Millicent ran screaming onto the roof, only to find the Professor there. He smiled coyly and cast a spell that unleashed a deadly aura that accidentally blew up the sky. So many owls burst into frenzy that Millicent whacked a bloody quaffle straight into his epiglottis. Then she ran to China. Sadly, China had passed a law that allowed the... fluffy bunnies to...
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Posted: Mon Mar 06, 2006 8:35 pm
Quote: Once upon a time, Harry Potter was a stupid little kid who quickly became a pervert and loved eating chocolate and ate a cow. He had a giddy professor who queered up everything and blew a sixth year boy so that he wouldn't blackmail him. This professor told everyone that he had crazy sex with Millicent Bullstrode. Millicent ran screaming onto the roof, only to find the Professor there. He smiled coyly and cast a spell that unleashed a deadly aura that accidentally blew up the sky. So many owls burst into frenzy that Millicent whacked a bloody quaffle straight into his epiglottis. Then she ran to China. Sadly, China had passed a law that allowed the fluffy bunnies to... eat all of...
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Posted: Sun Apr 23, 2006 10:33 am
Nikita Niko Quote: Once upon a time, Harry Potter was a stupid little kid who quickly became a pervert and loved eating chocolate and ate a cow. He had a giddy professor who queered up everything and blew a sixth year boy so that he wouldn't blackmail him. This professor told everyone that he had crazy sex with Millicent Bullstrode. Millicent ran screaming onto the roof, only to find the Professor there. He smiled coyly and cast a spell that unleashed a deadly aura that accidentally blew up the sky. So many owls burst into frenzy that Millicent whacked a bloody quaffle straight into his epiglottis. Then she ran to China. Sadly, China had passed a law that allowed the fluffy bunnies to eat all of the people there...
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Posted: Mon May 01, 2006 10:32 pm
Quote: Once upon a time, Harry Potter was a stupid little kitty who quickly became a pervert and loved eating chocolate and ate a cow. He had a giddy professor who queered up everything and blew a sixth year boy so that he wouldn't blackmail him. This professor told everyone that he had crazy sex with Millicent Bullstrode. Millicent ran screaming onto the roof, only to find the Professor there. He smiled coyly and cast a spell that unleashed a deadly aura that accidentally blew up the sky. So many owls burst into frenzy that Millicent whacked a bloody quaffle straight into his epiglottis. Then she ran to China. Sadly, China had passed a law that allowed the fluffy bunnies to eat all of the people there. So Millicent was
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Posted: Tue May 09, 2006 10:52 pm
Quote: Once upon a time, Harry Potter was a stupid little kitty who quickly became a pervert and loved eating chocolate and ate a cow. He had a giddy professor who queered up everything and blew a sixth year boy so that he wouldn't blackmail him. This professor told everyone that he had crazy sex with Millicent Bullstrode. Millicent ran screaming onto the roof, only to find the Professor there. He smiled coyly and cast a spell that unleashed a deadly aura that accidentally blew up the sky. So many owls burst into frenzy that Millicent whacked a bloody quaffle straight into his epiglottis. Then she ran to China. Sadly, China had passed a law that allowed the fluffy bunnies to eat all of the people there. So Millicent was Denied the privlage
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