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 Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2010 9:45 pm
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Storyteller- make up 10 stories to tell to your group of survivors
Journalist- keep a journal for 20 days
Therapist- lift someone’s mood by talking to them, they don’t have to be crazed, just
intentionally make someone happy (Can stack with camp counselor, but you should really do this more often anyway)
Z-Therapy- lift someone’s mood by taking out your frustration on a bunch of zombies, finding enjoyment through killing
Rage rocket- do something stupid in battle that you look at on hindsight and realize how stupid that action was (Can stack with the LEERROOOOYY! Award)
Lobster rage fist- strap lobsters to your fists as you go into battle
Dynamo- create a generator or another means of obtaining electricity like a solar panel
Nighty knight- fall asleep while wearing body armor
Body builder- work out ten times during the apocalypse
Moment of silence- go an entire day without running into a zombie or group of looters
And I thought the dead ones were bad- run into a group of humans that do more damage than zombies
Pacifist- go a day without killing anything
Vow of silence-go a day without saying anything
Lone wolf- go out on your own for more than an hour while away from your base
Power grid- improvise a way to get electrical power, like with a series of car batteries
At least I have candy- loot a store only to take the candy at the checkout counter
Pool’s closed- put at least 7 zombies in a pool, they can still be animate
I’ll have three scoops of brains please- throw 3 ice cream scoops at zombies
You’ve got red on you- Wear blood stained clothes for a day more before changing them
Barrel Roll - Jump in a large, round container and ride it into zombies, crushing at least one to death.
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Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2010 9:47 pm
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Turncoat - Deliberately become a zombie.
Power is power - Become a zombie/hybrid on purpose and become their above-average king.
Et Tu Brut? - Be part of a mutiny/survivor rebellion against existing survivor authority.
YOU HAVE HUGE GUTS! - Disembowel a zombie with your bare hands.
Beat Survivor - Kill zombies in perfect time to the rythym of a clearly audible song.
Rhombian Zombies - Do Beat Survivor to "Jumpin' Jack Flash" by the rolling stones.
Zero-Tolerance Officer - Enforce the law of the living against Zombies, using a riot shield.
Shish-kebab - Spear three zombies or more on a single spear.
It's a Trap - Use a trap to kill one or more zombies.
It's a Tarp - Use a trap to kill one or more zombies, one component must be a tarpaulin.
Two moves ahead, dickheads - Use a trap to kill more than one zombie, that involves two or more "phases" (i.e. trigger that activates an automated system)
Elaborate Kill - Three phase or more trap, 2+ zed kills.
Rube Goldberg - 4+ phase trap, just one kill.
Rink ranger- Kill a zed while wearing roller skates
Not my chair, not my problem- Throw a chair at a zombie
Never mind 911- find an undead cop
Slippery when wet- make a zombie slip with a trap, like with cooking oil
Holy spite- hit a zombie with a crucifix
Godly kill- kill a zombie with a crucifix
Holy Paladin- bless your weapon with holy water and pray at least 10 times for your kills.
Honorary Minister- After claiming the paladin title, bless your own holy water
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Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2010 9:48 pm
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Holy healer- get someone to drink the water you blessed and convince them that it will make them feel stronger and more refreshed (By the placebo effect this should work, and can be used for other practical applications too)
Die hard Otaku- read a manga after the apocalypse
Your one wish comes true- fold a thousand paper cranes with the help of your comrades (Sticky notes are great for this)
“Sedimental” attachment- Set up a mud trap and get at least one zombie to get stuck in it
Illusionist- create a wall of mirrors as part of a barricade
Major Pain Award- Kill a zombie with a Kukri
Major Pain Title achievement- kill a zombie with a Frisbee
Prometheus- Start a fire without using matches
It’s not like he’s going to use it- Loot a gun from an undead person
Tribute to George W. Bush- throw a pair of shoes at a zombie
Most important tool- hit a zombie with a Swiss army knife, and you can throw it
Hitchhiker’s most important tool- hit a zombie with a towel
Feedback- Hit a zombie with a speaker or boom-box
Time crash- hit a zombie with a clock
Because I told you so- jump on one leg twenty times while beating your chest and yelling like Tarzan while in plain sight of your allies, don’t explain what you did for at least two hours
StairMaster- run up five flights of stairs without stopping
Flash step- sprint a quarter of a mile in less than 35 seconds
Cope de grace- kill a zombie with a single stab
Alcohol abuse- throw a bottle of beer at a zombie
Kurama award- hit a zombie with a whip and at least make it fall over
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Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2010 9:50 pm
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The exploding van award- explode a van (like the old meme)
Toreo-Cover/mislead a zombie with a sheet
Anything Goes- Become bisexual during the zombie apocalypse
No,I Think Not-Shoot or stab a survivor before he/she can harm your group
Suck It Jack Frost-Spend a cumulative of 100 hours in below freezing weather outdoors (must be done within one season)
Remember To Layer-Survive over 12 hours outdoors in below freezing weather in only Spring/Summer clothing (non cumulative)
The Crying Game-Run into an actual surviving tranny during the zombie apocalypse
What's The Worst That Can Happen?-Have unprotected sex during the zombie apocalypse
Rod's of God's- Drop a pipe off a 5+ story building or flying vehicle and kill a zombie
Timber!-Kill a zombie with a tree
Log Roll- Crush a zombie under a rolling log
They Ain't Ants- Kill or set a zombie on fire with a magnifying glass
Dumpster Diver-Obtain resources/material/food from a dumpster
Dumpster Survivor-Hide inside a dumpster to escape your pursuers (zeds, animals, or humans)
Terribad Timing- Be attacked by the undead or raided while taking a s**t
Less Ain't More- Run out of toilet paper without finishing yourself
THIS IS BURGERTOWN!-Hole up in a burger joint (bonus points[+10] if it has a giant burger on top [+15 if the shop is burger shaped] )
Hamburgler Dream-Survive on burgers for 2 weeks
Burger King- Hole up inside said giant burger mobile
Master- Piggyback and issue orders from the back of a 6'4"+ man
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Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2010 9:52 pm
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Four Guns Are Better Than One-{can stack with Master,Blaster,Mecha-Shiva,V&V, and Back To Back}
While in extended physical contact with a fellow survivor kill over 5 zombies in either close combat or ranged without loosing contact
Valkyries And Vikings- Kill at least one zombie or human while having sex with a member of the opposite sex (note: You may not pull out while attempting this achievement)
Blaster-Carry an survivor on your back while he/she issues orders or engages in ranged combat
Mecha-Shiva= Ride upon another survivors shoulders
Back To Back- make contact back to back with another survivor,hold that position for at least 20 seconds and make a minimum of one 90' turn and kill at least 10 opponents (humans, animals,demons,zeds) within 2 minutes
Tarzan-Cover over 1000 by swinging
George Of The Jungle- Cover at least 10,000 feet by swinging and crash at least 20 times
Arachnid man- Drop kick a zombie or human while swinging
I Am The Darkness...-Perform an aerial or inverted take down on a human or zombie
Zip-Lineup-one shot a zombie at more than 50ft from a zip-line or rope
Spider Expert-Perform fellatio on over 50 men over the span of the apocalypse
STEEL REIGN!- Drop over 50 pounds of metal debris/tools/scraps off a 5+story building or flying vehicle
Bolts Of Iron-Kill a human or zombie from at least 100 ft above with a bolt or arrow
Bolts Of Steel-Have said bolt or arrow reach terminal velocity before hitting and killing said target
YOU A SHAWK!-Punch a survivor or zombie and break one of thier bones
Brass Balls- Be hit over 100 times in the crotch during the zombie apocalypse
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Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2010 10:02 pm
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A little Too Friendly-cop a feel over 100 times during the zompocolypse
Reverse Trap-Find a Woman who you thought was a man
Gym Class-Hit a group of zombies with a ball and knock over at least 3
GOOOAAALL!-Somehow make a zombie head land in a goal box
Rollout-Crush a zombie under a giant sphere
Strike- Knock over twelve zombies with a thrown projectile
Just Like Dominoes-Knock over a zombie which proceeds to knock over more than 25 zombies
Now They Ain't Planin' Fair-A zombie accidentally shoots you with a gun it happened to be carrying
Do The Wave-Taunt a horde of zombies to do the wave (ex. Run along a wall)
The Lone Performer- Learn your first musical skill during the zombie apocalypse with no-one to play to (achievement is locked if you can already perform an instrument)
Uncanny Undead- Encounter the same zombie over 3 times in areas at least 3 miles from each other
Just Like One Of My Japanese Anime's-gain a harem for no reason, meet a katana wielding schoolgirl, or find a girl who shares your interests
Drill Dozer-Kill 10 zombies with a drill-like device
Spiral Warrior-Kill over 25 zombies with a drilling device
Wapanese-Obtain and use a katana for more than 30seconds
Useful As A Nerf Baseball bat-Have said katana break after multiple uses
Must Be The Telephone cord-Kill a zed with said katana
Samurai-Manage to kill 100 zeds with said katana
Weeaboo Fightin' Magic-Kill 25 zombies within 10 minutes with a katana/boken/nagata
Enter The Fist- Kill at least 25 zombies within one day with your fists and feet (maximum number of neck breakers allowed is 10)
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Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2010 10:05 pm
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Castle Crasher-Take and hold a castle to survive the apocalypse
Hardhat-Have a helmet save your life over 5 times
Aim Towards The Enemy-Acquire a grenade/rocket/missile launching device rpg/grenade launcher/bazooka/stinger/javelin
Front Toward Enemy-Acquire a Claymore mine or successfully use a homemade explosive
MAGGOTS!-Blast apart at least 5 creatures with your rocket/rpg/missile
That Works Too-Destroy all of a zombie BUT the neck and head
Field Goal-Punt a zombie head over 100 ft
Donky Dong-Kill a zombie with a barrel
I Know That Voice- Find a famous voice actor, dead or alive
Play Your Role- Force said voice actor to always speak in their characters voice
Dead Weight-Observe a zombie fall off a 5+story building or fall out of a fly vehicle
The Undead Frontier-Launch a zombie into space
You Gotta Be Shitting Me-Step in dog s**t during the zombie apocalypse
Spielberg-Make a movie starring only zombies as actors
Uwe Bowl-Make a movie starring survivors, audience still thinks they're zombies
El Kabong-Kill or break an acoustic guitar
The Winning Bet-Produce or find Duke Nukem Forever and distribute it to the surviving gamers
Unneeded Criticism-Find a Famous musician you don't like during the zombie apocalypse berate his or her style while they cry over their loved ones
Al Gore-Restart the internet after during or after the apocalypse
Garbageman-Toss over 10 zombies in a trash compactor
Creepy Contractor- Construct at least 5 barricades from the bodies of dead...and undead
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Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2010 10:07 pm
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Morbid Mason- Construct over 10 large barricades or 50 barricades from the bodies of the dead and undead
Wretched Walls-Completely wall off an area with the bodies of the dead
Tower Defense- Hole up in or on a water tower
Kelso-Fall off of said water tower...and live
Modern Art-Crush a zombie under 100+pounds of garbage
All Aboard The Short Bus-Join a group of all retard/mentally handicapped survivors
TV Kills Your Brain-Crush a zombie with a TV
You'll Never Guess Whats For Breakfast-survive off one food for more than a week (+10 if its pancakes)
Those Things Will Kill Ya- Be or meet a survivor who develops/ed lung cancer during the zombie apocalypse
True /Co/mrade-Read an entire comic book series in its entirety (ex.Batman-every single comic from the 1940's till now)
A Sad Day- Watch every Nick at Night/Tvland show in its entirety
No Hope-Laugh at Sanford and Son
Did I Do That?-Leave the front door of your base open
Why Carlos,Why?-Witness or be someone who back flips to their death
Run To The Hills – Sprint up a 45 degree incline for 100 feet
Guitar Hero – Bash 10 zombies with a guitar
Its A Me, Mario! - Jump on a zombie
Check Please – Use a restaurant as a safe house
Stop Hitting Yourself! - Beat a zombie with its own arm
They're Greeaaattt!!! - Eat cornflake cereal dry for a week
Movie Star – Star in a post apocalypse video
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Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2010 10:09 pm
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Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster – Start a religion
Trick Or Treat! - Use a trap on a human survivor
What Are Ya Buying? - Start a bartering business
Yay! Go Gay! - Meet up with a group composed entirely of homosexuals
Board Out of My Mind – Kill a zombie with a 2x4
"Wanna see a magic trick?- Kill a zombie with a pencil
"Ezekeil 25:17"- Recite the psalm and proceed to empty your pistol into a zombie.
"Ezekeil 25:17" (Hard Mode)- Get the victim to answer what Marcellus Wallace looks like.
"Get off my plane!"- Throw a zombie off a plane
"Stick Around" - permanently disable an animate zombie by impaling it with something or in some way it can't escape
Rad the Impaler - Impale 15 zombies as above
Nothin' Says Lovin' Like Somethin' from the Oven - kill a zombie by forcing it into an oven and roasting it thoroughly
Arbeit Macht Frei - roast 50 zombies as above
"You know, for kids!" - Restrain several zombies as a bundle using Hula Hoops
Lone Biker of the Apocalypse - Obtain Harley Motorcycle and appropriate riding leather
"...Or Are You Just Happy To See Me?" - kill a zombie by stuffing explosives down its pants
Chum Bucket - successfully catch a large shark using animate zombie(s) as bait
Pico de Gallo - kill a zombie by means of a well-trained fighting chicken
Sic Semper Tyrannus! - slay a zombie former President
The Great Emancipator - release 25 trapped/captive zombie
It Puts the Lotion in the Basket - fashion a full-body zombie suit, from zombies
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Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2010 10:10 pm
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The Jeff Dunham Show - Acquire animate zombie head on a stick
Sleep With the Fishes - throw a zombie into a lake or river with a suitable anchor
'49er - kill a zombie with a pickaxe while wearing overalls
It's Better than Bad, It's Good! - Kill a zombie with a wood log
Walking Tall - Kill 10 zombies with a wood log
We All Scream for Ice Cream - remove an active zombie's eyes with an ice cream scooper
Cellular Peptide Cake - kill a uniformed female zombie with a cake-cutting utensil
Roll Reversal - run over a zombie with their own former vehicle
American Dream - Kill a zombie with a piece of white picket fence
Nice Jacket - kill a zombie for their kick a** leather jacket
The Irony of De Feet - nail an animate zombie's feet to the floor
Milkshake - kill a zombie with a bowling pin
Draaaaaainage! - Kill a zombie by stabbing or shooting through hole in another zombie
John Woo - kill a zombie with dual-wield handguns while diving over furniture
American Gothic - kill 10 zombies with a pitchfork
Tag and Release - Draw smiley faces on the foreheads of 10 zombies, letting each one go back into the wild
Have Boot, Will Kick - Do your darnedest to push your booted foot through the chest of a zombie.
HERESY - Defend a church, dressed as a holy man.
In heels - Kill a zombie while wearing high-heels.
That Was A Close one - ******** it up and almost die, but survive
A Close Shave - Almost commit suicide with a blade in some sort of accident.
The closest shave - Kill yourself or a team-mate with an incorrectly-placed blade.
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Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2010 10:11 pm
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Claymore - Kill a zombie with ball-bearings fired from a container with explosive, but not a shotgun.
Claymoar - Kill ten zeds with makeshift or genuine claymores
Clay? More! - Create a clay masterpiece (Open to interpretation, really.)
Everyone's a critic - Kill something with the masterpiece
A small diversion - Ignore the undead, and proceed with a plan for world domination.
Smooth Criminal: Moonwalk away from pursuing zombies
This Stall is Taken: Kill a zombie while on the toilet
Indigestion: Puke on a zombies face
Empathy: Refuse to kill incapacitated zombie
No need for a lawyer: Kill your zombified ex-wife
Oh the Irony: Handcuff a zombified police officer
The Preacher: Quote the Bible before excecuting zombies
Definition Kickass: Kill zombie with a dictionary
Corrective Surgery: Remove zombies teeth and hands then set it free
a*****e: Set off a car alarm near group of survivors
TV Dinner: Microwave a zombies head
THIS IS SPARTA: Kick 3 zombies down a well
Slapstick: Dress up as a clown and throw pies into zombies' faces
Round 1...: Lock a survivor in a cage with a zombie and observe results
DIY: Nail a zombie to a wall using hammer and nails
Caligula and Nero: Declare yourself king of the zombies and all survivors, get corrupted and insane with power, get overthrown and sentenced to exile
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Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2010 10:12 pm
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"He's Not Calling Back" - Copulate with a live zombie
"Professional a*****e" - Infiltrate three groups of survivors and manage to turn the survivors in each group against each other
"They See Me Rollin'" - Stuff a live survivor into an oil barrel (with air holes) and roll them into a large crowd of zombies
"愚か者" - Ride naked through a crowd of zombies on a 'razor' scooter
"lolumad?" - Find someone you used to hate before the zombie crisis began, gain their trust, then steal their weapons and supplies while they're sleeping. If they have facial hair, you must tangle your own feces in their beard. If they don't, give them a "Hitler 'Stache" as seen by Eric Cartman
"Speedy Gonzalez the Mexican a*****e" - Steal a F1 car from a racetrack and use the loud sound to lead zombies to a survivor's hideout
"Efficiency is Key" - Put three zombies out of commission through direct contact with one bullet
"Serious Business" - Commandeer a tank or military helicopter
"The Savior" - You or your group must render a city safely inhabitable
"Pig in Shining Armor" - Don riot gear and engage a zombie crowd (20+ zombies) in melee combat
"De-assembly line" - Kill 20 or more zombies with a single bullet. Bullet doesn't have to directly impact the zombies, ex. it can hit a explosive barrel
"Alternative Energy" - Use zombies to generate electricity
"The Merciful" - If you cannot save a human survivor from a zombie crowd, kill them before the zombies do
"I Ain't Going out Like That" - Kill pursuing zombies while severely injured or immobilized
The Columbine- Go into a school cafeteria and shoot as many kid-zombies as you can with a Mac-10. Bonus points for teacher zombies!
Jawbreaker: Break off 10 zombie jaws with a blunt object.
Celebrity death match: Lock a living celebrity in a room with an undead celebrity and watch them fight.
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Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2010 10:13 pm
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Thriller: As undead, do the dance from Thriller and have 5 zombies join you.
Bas Rutten: Kill a zombie in a bar using everything in the environment.
Daddy didn't love me: Kill a stripper regardless of weather or not they are a zombie (they're dead inside anyways).
The Karate Kid: Crane kick 5 zombies heads off.
The Wii: Kill a zombie with a flying wiimote.
Braveheart: Rally a large group of survivors into battle.
Even if it's fake: Kill 10 zombies using Pro Wrestling moves.
Mighty Morphin: Kill 10 zombies dressed as a Power Ranger.
Counterstrike: Kill 10 zombies while yelling curse words and homophobic slurs.
RPG fanatic: Loot 5 dead zombies.
STRIKE: Kill 10 zombies by rolling 1 bowling ball into a group of them.
Mjolnir: Kill 10 zombies with a hammer.
Black Hawk Down: Accidentally shoot down a rescue helicopter with an RPG.
PRAISE ALLAH: Kill 20 zombies via suicide bomb.
Metal Gear Solid: Avoid being detected by zombies by using a cardboard box.
The Juggernaut: Plow through a horde of zombies without stopping.
THIS IS SPARTA: Kick a zombie off the top of a building.
Castlevania: Kill 20 zombies with a whip.
Klansman: Kill 50 black zombies while dressed in KKK clothing.
They won't get me alive: Destroy your stronghold with explosives while you're in it after zombies have overwhelmed your defenses.
God Hand: Survive the zombie apocalypse with nothing but hand to hand combat.
Big Boss would be proud: Grapple 10 zombies to the ground with a pistol and knife.
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Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2010 10:22 pm
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Ricky-Oh: Punch a hole into a zombie using only your bare fist.
Devil May Cry: Shoot and kill 5 zombies while in midair.
One Man Army: Hold back a horde by yourself to let your fellow survivors escape.
It's not you, it's me: Kill your zombified Girlfriend.
Altair: Jump off of a building and land on something soft to escape a horde.
King of the trenches-Kill 100 zombies with a trench knife.
(From here on are my own)
I'm the leader!- Ride a fellow survivor around like a horse while shouting commands at other survivors.
Bird is the word- Find a Zed/survivor dressed in a chicken suit and beat them to death.
WITH MY MIND!- Witness the accidental death of a zed while staring at it.
Weaboo Rage!- Rush into a crowed of 20 or more zeds with a cheap katana.
Weaboo Phail- Katana breaks after killing 5 zeds.
WTFHAX!- Manage to kill remaining zeds with broken katana.
I'm an artiest! (hard-mode)- Splatter a zeds brains on a canvass and sell it to an art collector after the zompocalypse.
Pugilist (Thunder-fist mode)- Beat 5 zeds to death with tazers taped to your fists.
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Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 9:39 am
i dont even know what i am doing so i am going to right what i am going to do for valintines day
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1. ask the guy of my dreams to be my valintines
that is basicly it
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