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 Posted: Sun Apr 04, 2010 2:00 pm
One time I nearly walked out the door during class cause I was pissed and he blocked me from going out with his arm. Would've taken my neck off if I had kept walking...
1 month later...
He pointed at me and my clarinetist sister and said "Hoes"
He then pointed at himself and said "sex chair"
burning_eyes Gawd, help us. wahmbulance
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Posted: Sun Apr 04, 2010 7:42 pm
My bd nearly knocked my music onto the floor during a concert. For the full spheal go to band sotiresXD I don't feel like reposting it all
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Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2010 6:01 pm
Oh geez. Well, for starters...
My Band Director also directs the Jazz Lab Band, which takes place over lunch time. One of the days, our spazzy Sax player Mason randomly walked in with a HUGE bucket of spaghetti. Innocently he set it down on Mr. C's stool, dropped in a skeleton spoon from halloween shenanigans, and walked out. There's only about 16 or so of us, and all of us were used to such things from Mason. I was busy eating my soup, taking a little longer than the rest so I was alone in the band room while every one else grabbed their instruments. Suddenly Mr. C came out, saw the noodle and ran over, stole a hand full and shoved it in his face. Then he realized I was there.
It awkward, say the least.
Second time would be the night of our Jazz concert. My parents dropped me off semi-early, going off to eat to then return to see me play. I was sitting in the band room, waiting for some people to filter in. I took a seat by the door so I could keep a eye, and my band director finally came out of his office. Getting kinda bored, I went and got a drink, and came back to find Mason and a upper class men just comming in. I silently went back to my seat to gather my music, and the three of them began to strike up a conversation, my BD the only one not realizing I was there.
It was very male oriented conversation, in the least. I laughed almost through every pause in the concert. Mr. C likes a close shave, everywhere.
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Posted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 7:54 am
Me and a few of my non-band friends were walking to the lunch room one day. I can't remember what I said, but I know it had a swear word or three in it XD and then my BD comes out of nowhere and grabs my arm. My friends keep walking and glance back from the safety of a corner. I'm freaking out thinking I'm about to get detention or something, and the BD says "So, how's that snare practice going?" with a completely straight face. I almost pass out from relief, and he starts laughing and walks away. That a*****e! It was funny later though, since this was before I had band that day.
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There's this really good musician in our band, Chase, and he plays almost every instrument really well, and he was out of the room practicing oboe for the first time while the BD was speeching at us to practice harder. He said somehting along the lines of "I know none of you like Chase, but we all need to be able to play at his level." At the end of the class, Chase walks in and says "So none of you like me?" and everyone laughs.
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Posted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 4:27 pm
During concert season I thought out loud that my BD looked like a fat penguin. And he heard me... Worst day ever.
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Posted: Sat May 01, 2010 11:27 pm
Every year our school has an 8th grade night. All the kids in the top band from two feeder schools come and play with us for a game (so their BD comes too). Since I had gone to one of the feeder schools, my old BD was there.
So I happened to be wearing my bright yellow shorts and long black socks (to match our shoes) that day (to wear under my bibs) because everyone takes their bibs off while we warm up and such, then get uniforms on. My old band director comes up to me during warm ups and says "Hey, I like your shorts. They're very bright! Do you think I should wear a pair like those to Heritage? I'd be a lot easier to find"
Me: "Uhh...I don't know if that's the best way to go about that, but I guess you could pull them off!"
It wasn't so much as awkward, just really, really funny.
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Posted: Mon May 03, 2010 3:10 pm
Our bd has this look, and it's like an original look where he looks at us like we're crazy whenever we do something crazy. There was this one time, it wasn't akward but it was funny, where he was up on one of those lift things with a giant umbrella, and somehow, the umbrella came off, and the look on his face as the umbrella is falling was hysterical. Someone even got a picture of it xD 
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