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 Posted: Fri Jan 22, 2010 7:07 pm
Granted. You fly too far past the atmosphere level, and eventually reach space, dying to lack of air and proper temperature.
I wish I could date Midna as a imp.
(( If you don't know who that is, look it up.))
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Posted: Fri Jan 22, 2010 7:13 pm
Granted, but she kills you and sucks out all your organs to feast on it; before you die, and makes you watch her eat all your organs.
I wish I could break out into dance like the West Side Story.
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Posted: Fri Jan 22, 2010 7:23 pm
Granted. No clue what that is, but you break a bone and it crashes into your internal organs and kills you slowly and painfully.
I still wish to date the imp. And ew with the organs, never knew she would do that.
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Posted: Sun Jan 24, 2010 8:33 am
Granted, except she becomes scaled up to be your height- actually taller.
I wish for a pony!
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Posted: Sun Jan 24, 2010 9:04 am
Granted, but the pony is dead and rotting
I wish for an uncorrupted wish.
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Posted: Sat Jan 30, 2010 10:12 am
Granted but it ends up like the rest , NO Good..lol
I wish for a chance to meet someone in real life. (lets see what happens..lol)
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Posted: Tue Feb 02, 2010 3:26 pm
Granted, but the person you meet is an obese 40-year old man who plays WoW all day.
I wish that nobody could corrupt my wish, which is that nobody can corrupt my wish, and so on...
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Posted: Wed Feb 03, 2010 3:17 pm
((that was not funny at all))
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Posted: Wed Feb 03, 2010 4:08 pm
granted but you accidentally drop it off of a cliff
i wish that i had a pet wolf
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Posted: Wed Feb 03, 2010 6:00 pm
granted, but alas, it gets lost and soon grows up in the wild, forgetting of you.
I wish some pricks would smarten up
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Posted: Wed Feb 03, 2010 6:37 pm
Granted, but now you have to deal with smart pricks that outsmart you and p***k you everyone time.
I wish for a baby!
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Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 3:19 pm
Granted, but it grows up and resents you for being it's parent.
I wish for nothingness.
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Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2010 5:08 pm
Granted, but by getting nothingness, you are getting something, thereby invalidating your request.
I wish for a shoe!
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Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2010 5:18 pm
Granted, but it's a rotten monster shoe filled with mice.
I don't wish for anything.
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Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2010 5:19 pm
By making a wish for something, you have wished for something, and now your wish is obsolete.
I wish to fly!
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