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*grabs a sinper rifle* oh wait, this thing is useless against Yokai... crap! Or are they considered undead?

I'm all for it though if we could survive to see the result... The barrier is probably going to be the biggest problem, so I say we enlist Reimu's help.

Unless Rinnosuke has some items that could help...

No, for the most part, yokai are NOT undead. Why would you even think that? Do you have country-bumpkin syndrome or something?

I'm pretty sure I already discussed this.

ZUN obviously has had contact with Yukari. Therefore, we ask him to bring her to us so we can talk to her.

Hopefully she'll be able to solve our problem right away. If not, she can take us to someone who can.

I dunno, I mean Yukari wouldn't even fix the border for Reimu and co in PCB, why would she help out a bunch of random humans from the outside world?

Glimpsing around, it seemed like no one noticed.

("Then I guess the only way to get into gensokyo is to find a gap in the barrier... but that could be anywhere. Even if we did find it, we wont know where we'll end up at...")

Getting an idea, I added, ("however, I've been doing a lot of reserch... as it turns out, there's a shrine somewhere that both exists here and gensokyo. Mabye if we go over there, we can find something out.")

Now all I needed was a distraction...

("Hey, you never know... Besides, when did I say we had to be AT the shrine? we just need to be remotely close to it. Basiclly, the bottom of the staircase.")

It wasn't until then I realized I said too much.

('Great, now they're gonna question how I knew of this...')

Well, maybe we can challenge Yukari or Reimu to Danmaku?
Best dodging skills wins?

But for that we'd need one of us to have insane reflexes and speed.
Which rules me out, as i'm pretty damn slow....

I begin to rub my collar nervously.

("Err, as much as I like to help, I'm gonna have to sit this one out- Kya!!")

I became startled as my cellphone rings. Basiclly because the ringtone had that creepy "Ku-ku-ku" sound to it.

("Mental note, Change the ring tone. Hello? Ah it's you. What is it? Er, no... not yet... Yes, we're all still alive, but we haven't found a way in yet. Er, no... No... Ugh, stop being sarcastic...")

I started keeping a distance as more "secret" matters were being talked about.

("Well, what is it... No, they haven't--wait. Can we at least hold off on this discussion until were face-to-face? Gah!")

I quickly clasp my phone shut, since I had just attracted attention now.

("Uh, it's nothing, I just got a splinter. Anyway, can we postpond this thing for, uh, a few days? i just asume that if we practice, we would have a better chance...")

Practice with what, dummy?