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 Posted: Sun Jan 03, 2010 1:28 pm
Terrance_Nicolas_Bogard When life gets you down, have a sucker lolz 4laugh
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Posted: Sun Jan 03, 2010 1:32 pm
I can't pop a cherry, but I can make a banana cream.
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Posted: Sun Jan 03, 2010 1:32 pm
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Posted: Sun Jan 03, 2010 1:34 pm
Note to all phony people:
"If you're gonna be two-faced, at least make one of them pretty."
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Posted: Sun Jan 03, 2010 2:09 pm
Let this be a lesson to you, children. If you're missing something, chances are it's either in the microwave or the copy machine
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Posted: Mon Jan 04, 2010 4:43 am
If semen whitens teeth, I found my next favorite toothpaste.
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Posted: Mon Jan 04, 2010 12:03 pm
This happened during a game of Apples to Apples (If you don't know what game this is, you gotta' try it!):
"Nothing is more responsible than Creamed Corn."
The green card was responsible, if you couldn't tell.
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Posted: Mon Jan 04, 2010 4:35 pm
one time this purple monkey came up to me and said " lets go to the rainbow tree of mysteries" , and i looked at it and said "i don't swing that way" , so then like the monkey said " ooh ooh ah ah " , then jumped, and when it landed i licked it's eyeball. whee 3nodding
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Posted: Mon Jan 04, 2010 4:43 pm
Touch it , its nice and warm,"NO YOU CAN"T STEAL MY POKEBALL!!"
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Posted: Mon Jan 04, 2010 7:55 pm
cutie smiles I can't pop a cherry, but I can make a banana cream. sexy IMA FIRIN MAH LAZOR!! BLAAAAHHHHH!!! 
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Posted: Mon Jan 04, 2010 9:00 pm
BEWARE MY FORK OF TRUTH!!!!!!!
I hope you get the origin of the joke....
if not, this is still funny:
Richard, "There is nothing you can say to make me change my mind."
Cale," I need you to blow up a mountain."
Richard," I retract my previous statement and look forward to our new adventure."
That, and this:
Richard," I" "Like" "To" Kill" "Things." "How is that not clear by now?"
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