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Posted: Mon Dec 21, 2009 12:17 am
The Queen did not comment on Foramen's cynicism about the entire thing -- it would have been interesting to see what Astraea made of the two, certainly, though Foramen knew that it probably would have involved screaming and head-banging. Instead, she took Andeon's head gently in her hands, and she placed it at the top of the corpse. The handless corpse. She said, "I will do what I can," and pressed one hand to her chest. "Opal Crystal of the Zodiacs, hear my plea."
And the other hand, she placed on Andeon's chest.
Apparently swirly heart magic was doing Andeon Boskovic every favour today, because he started to glow the same as Mackie -- there was a warm, burning feeling at his hand as the stump cauterized, but unfortunately, it didn't regrow. But when the queen was done the head was reattached, he was hale and hearty if not whole, and most importantly he wasn't a head on a rollerboard. Snuzzles was going crazy.
The Queen made a faint grimace. "You will be whole again," she said, "when Princess Chronos is back. I am afraid I am a visitor in her body. The Opal Crystal cannot open fully for me."
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Posted: Mon Dec 21, 2009 1:01 am
This was twice now that Andeon's head had been carried by royalty, and he was beginning to feel a bit spoiled. He smiled up at the Queen in his princess' body, and murmured his thanks. Normally he might have been offended at Sue and Foramen's apparent reluctance that he was.. whatever the hell they were saying herwas. Fortunately, on the list of things that Andeon gave a s**t about, their opinions were pretty low, just above 'What ever happened to Tara Reid's acting career?'
The world became a white haze, filled only with the sound of his own heartbeat – a sound he had not heard for weeks – and the wild, concerned clicking of his little youma. Snuzzles was gently butting his head against Serenity's ankle while she healed Andeon, voicing his concern. It took only a moment for him to scamper up the Queen's side, making a perch of her shoulder while he carefully surveyed what was happening to his Andeon. His Andeon was glowing, and this was not normal. A healthy Andeon did not glow!. Of course, his eyes sometimes glowed once he finished a bottle of booze, but not his whole body! Snuzzles told Serenity this, clicking quietly in her ear.
Andeon felt his life return to him bit by bit, and before he knew it, he was up on his feet. Without a second thought, he wrapped his arms around the slim figure of Chronos body, lifting her off the ground and swinging her around in a snug but not-too-tight bear hug. Every fiber of his body screamed at him that this was some sort of blasphemy, so close to sacrilege that it just might damn him to hell. Besides, if his loose morals and complete lack of respect for any form of religious text hadn't damned him already, then clearly he was impervious to such punishment. The feeling was overwhelmed by one of pure and absolute joy.
“Oh, you beautiful, fantastic, wonderful, glorious, amazing, I-wish-I-wasn't-out-of-adjectives woman!”
He was alive! He was ******** alive, and so was Mackenzie. Hell, he was even happy that Sue was alive! What was a missing hand when compared to that?
It was for that reason that he set Serenity on the ground, grinned like an idiot, and planted a kiss right on her Andeon-healing, wisdom-speaking, Snuzzles-blessing mouth.
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Posted: Mon Dec 21, 2009 1:16 am
Foramen gaped as Andeon hugged the Queen. "Put her down this instant!" he shouted, obviously ignored since Andeon chose to swing her around like she was a six year old and not a member or royalty with near-godlike powers. He charged forward, but not in time to stop Andeon laying a kiss on Serenity. "Get that mouth off her. Not even God knows where it's been!"
Foramen... was near to having an apoplectic fit. It wasn't enough for Andeon for be a senshi (god help them all), it wasn't enough for the majority of the Zodiacs to be severe retards reborn since they'd already failed and died once, it wasn't enough for Foramen to have come face-to-face with a demi-goddess who shook the foundations of his armor and his very being to the core... No, that Andeon had to go and molest that demi-goddess.
... If Foramen had better control over his attack, there would a rift re-separating Andeon's head from his body. But Foramen (very sadly) could not waste the Queen's work like that. Goddammit.
Trembling with rage, Foramen kept lifting one hand to begin his attack, and dropping it back down as he realised how very disappointed Serenity would be if he tried attacking Andeon. (Not even angry. Just disappointed, and somehow that seemed so much worse.)
"May I very strongly suggest bleach? Or some form of disinfectant?" he asked, stiffly.
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Posted: Mon Dec 21, 2009 1:39 am
Way to ******** distract Sue during a not-so-easy task, Andeon.
He'd been so close, too. So goddamned ******** close. Sue could practically feel those pens in his hand - there might even had been a bit of light shed, announcing the near completion of his task.
Then Andeon had to go and do that. And it was like ******** Alderaan had just been blown up - a thousand voices in Sue's head cried "******** NO", and were suddenly silenced. And suddenly, Sue had lost his place. It was like the book had slammed shut on him.
And when Sue opened up his eyes with a quick inhalation, the first thing had had to see was ******** Andeon making a move on Serenity/Chronos.
Now he really felt like he was going to be sick....
Fortunately, Sue had less hang-ups than Foramen about making a bad impression in front of the Queen. For instance, he had no problems with charging forward, yanking Andeon off of the unfortunate royal, and giving him a sound punch in the jaw. Which was basically what he was trying to do right now, in fact.
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Posted: Mon Dec 21, 2009 2:29 am
Suddenly, Andeon was being punched in the face. Which was pretty damn unfortunate, but still not enough to rain on his parade. When compared to the fact that you were no longer a decapitated head, being punched in the jaw was nothing. It was nothing because your neck was firmly attached, present and capable of stopping your head from rolling down a hill and through a pile of dog s**t.
Andeon was still grinning like an idiot when he recovered from the blow, having released Serenity and taken a step away so as to not risk her getting caught in the crossfire.
Then again, there wasn't going to be any crossfire.
“Oh Sue,” he said with a grin, rushing forward as though he were going to tackle him. He did not, however. Instead, he wrapped his arms around the angry catboy and mimicked his actions with Serenity. Even if Sue was punching him in the face the entire time, he would pick him up, swing him around, and then plant a big, fat, slightly gay kiss right on those angry, scowling lips. “You're such a d**k!”
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Posted: Mon Dec 21, 2009 2:47 am
Sue had to admit -- that had felt good.
Punching Andeon in the face like that, I mean. The part that came after, not so much. But in that brief period between his fist landing on Andeon's face, and then Andeon's face landing on Sue's, he'd been feeling pretty damn satisfied. Like he'd taken one more step toward evening some unaccounted balance on the scale of eternity.
Spurred by this happy feeling, Sue'd begun to say something like, "Learn some ******** manners, pig." Unfortunately, it was when he was beginning that word manners that Andeon had suddenly pulled him close. His lips making that "ahhh" noise.
In other words: His mouth had been ******** open.
"MMMMMMMMMPH!" Oh god, Sue was swinging. He was going to ******** bash Andeon bloody off his face. He was going to keep swinging, kicking, until the wayward Gemini partner was busted up into so many tiny ******** bits, Mackenzie got a ******** bloody nose.
Only one problem. While Sue was forming a fist, his hand glowed.
Apparently, Andeon's kiss brought on that extra surge of energy Sue needed to summon the Gemini switches. <******** disgusting. At least Sue would have the questionable pleasure of thwacking Andeon over the head with his own henshin pen, before going off to dry-heave against a tree.
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Posted: Mon Dec 21, 2009 2:52 am
"Gentlemen! Foramen!"
Serenity's command stopped them all cold (thank God) before it could turn into a punching battle. She had raised one imperious hand: and it was clear now that she was an utter royal, she was a Queen, one eyebrow was raised lightly in question at the scene that had played itself out before her. "Let's not lose sight of what's important right now," she said. "Zodiac Guardsmen, get yourself both to the gymnasium. Gemini, stop aggrieving the cat -- and let me remind you that you just kissed a woman old enough." Her smile blossomed now. "To be your grandmother. With that in mind: I command you to go."
She still had that light, small smile on her face when she reached out to touched Sue's arm. "You're much the same as you were," she said, "when you were with my husband. My order is the same with you. Less use of your fists -- you don't have the energy." Her smile was gone. "You still have one more pen, Zue."
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Posted: Mon Dec 21, 2009 3:05 am
Foramen felt someone charge by him, and then Sue was slugging Andeon in the face. Jaw dropping, he was about to start cheering Sue on when Andeon decided it was the perfect time to spread the loving. Literally.
"Ack!" Foramen lost the ability to form words as he watched Andeon liplock with Sue. It was with some mix of pity, horror and relief that it wasn't him, that made Foramen unable to look away. So this was what they meant by 'unable to look away from a car wreck'.
Thank God for the Queen, returning sanity and order to the situation. Foramen snapped back to attention. He was glad to hear that Andeon and Mackenzie would be heading back to the gym. But oh, to be a fly on the wall when the other Zodiacs saw who had just joined their ranks...
"You still have one more pen, Zue," said Serenity.
Foramen's eyes narrowed. This would be for the leader, right? So far they'd named the second in command, but no one had mentioned who was actually in charge of the senshi team. So, most important for last? Foramen hoped it was less 'eventful' than this round of awakening.
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Posted: Mon Dec 21, 2009 3:11 am
Andeon was preparing to take another punch, but a combination of Sue's glowing fist, a magical pen, and the Queen's command prevented his face from being further damaged. For this, he was thankful. He knelt to pick up the strange pens from where they had come to rest on the floor and tucked them into the waistband of his boxers; the only clothing his body had been equipped with upon dying.
He grinned at the Queen, giving a small bow. It was a brief moment of respectful submission followed by a wink and a very sincere, “I'd do it again.” A glance was spared towards the dry-heaving Sue... and was that worry that crossed his features? Perhaps, but it was impossible to tell for sure, because as soon as Andeon turned, all attention was on Mackenzie. His beautiful, wonderful Mackenzie. The woman whose importance to him he was only now beginning to understand. She was his other half, in a way that surpassed the cheesy meaning when the phrase was used in some silly romance novel or boring romantic comedy.
It took him less than a second to half-walk, half-run the short distance to where she stood. One hand (the only one he had left) immediately lifted to cradle her face, and Andeon leaned in to place one gentle, meaningful kiss right in the center of her perfect forehead. It was a gesture that had come to mean something special. He wrapped both arms around his other half and hugged her so tightly that it would seem he never planned to let her go. It was the kind of hug that nearly crushed the breath right out of you.
He did let her go, though. Only to turn his back to her, kneel down upon the floor and say, “Hop on.”
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Posted: Mon Dec 21, 2009 3:22 am
It was a damn good thing Sue had been on the "survivor's diet." If he'd had a full stomach just then, it was entirely possible he'd be doing something very unhygienic in front of the Queen. As was, his twisting stomach was just bluffing. Still looking somewhat greener than before, though, Sue wiped his mouth obsessively on his shoulder and rejoined the others, pointedly avoiding looking at Andeon (just in case that might aspire the boy to repeat his vile act.)
"One more... yeah," Sue agreed. His tone was distinctively one of let's get the ******** out of here. Luckily, he was able to pick out the next target on the list pretty swiftly, and oriented to it. "This way. C'mon." Staggering slightly (Andeon would no doubt suggest that was a normal reaction to his smoochings), the violated boy quickly ushered the others away from the scene of his disgrace.
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Posted: Mon Dec 21, 2009 3:28 am
Foramen was more than happy to turn his back on Andeon - who was now acting chivalrous, after forcefully molesting two people? He stalked after Sue, putting distance between himself and the 'Geminis' as quickly as possible.
He eyed Sue askance. "Need some of that disinfectant for you, maybe?"
Foramen was eternally grateful that Andeon hadn't made it three for three kisses. He was safe, thank god.
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Posted: Mon Dec 21, 2009 1:20 pm
Mackenzie had still been holding her breath when Foramen had addressed her, letting out the breath slowly, still a little distracted by her own thoughtless praying. She did, however, turn her eyes up at him, looking a little startled but regaining herself fairly quickly. By that time, however, the Queen had already taken Andeon's head in her delicate hands, placing it gently where it was suppose to be at the base of his neck. Again, the white glow appeared, although this time over Andeon, and Mack watched as he was healed, every muscle in her body tensed. Waited.
And then he was up and spinning the green-haired woman, kissing her square on the lips, and Micky was up, grabbing Foramen in her own display of happiness, not realizing he was a he and not a she but not caring either way as she mimicked Andeon's kiss, pressing her lips against the redhead's with a residual smack before letting him go again, turning to face the Queen.
'Zodiac Guardsmen, get yourself to the gymnasium.'
Ironically, Mackenzie bowed at the same time Andeon did, one arm folded across her chest as she did so, holding it respectfully before straightening. She gave a small, respectful, thankful smile before she turned her attention on Andeon, the smile immediately growing into a grin, wide and amused and completely overjoyed. She had only the time to take a few steps forward before he was there, whole and breathing and alive, and then she was near crying again, because the bullet hole was gone. The hand on her cheek was warm, and she tilted her head down a bit, feeling him kiss her forehead before lunging at him, wrapping her arms around his neck, squeezing him back just as hard.
"If you ever disappear again, make no mistake, Mr Boskovic, I will kill you," She mumbled in his ear, giving his shoulders another rough squeeze before letting him go, climbing happily onto his back, arms wrapped tightly around his shoulders again, clutching him tightly. Leaning over the top of his head, she mirrored the kiss on his forehead, grinning like an idiot and glancing at the others who were leaving, giving them a wink.
She was just that happy.
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Posted: Mon Dec 21, 2009 2:23 pm
“What, once isn't enough?” He joked, smiling so hard that his face hurt. As she climbed on his back, Andeon whistled once, and Snuzzles came running. The little youma scampered up his leg, over Mackenzie's back, and took up a perch on top of the newly un-zombified girls head. Snuzzles preferred the highest perch available, and at the moment Mackenzie's head fit the bill.
Then the Gemini twins were galloping off into the sunset. And by galloping, I mean Andeon was doing his best to gallop like a horse. And by sunset, I mean the door that lead off towards the second gym. Andeon gave a loud, joyful 'Yeeeeeee-haw!', and then the two were gone.
The Zodiacs were <********>.
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