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 Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 12:56 pm
"Get off me."
He had been about to finally push the little fuzzball off his lap, probably an easy task considering Demyx's current state. And that was when his gaze fell on the tv.
What the hell was Demyx's problem, it was just bugs. Oh my god, what in the hell...did that bug just--OH MY ******** GOD ARRGGG!!! TURN IT OFF TURN IT OFF TURN IT OFF!
Xigbar had jumped to his feet, most likely spilling Demyx onto the floor, leapt for the tv, and SMACKED the power button. Dear god what in the ******** hell -was- that?! WHO THE HELL SHOWS THAT KIND OF s**t ON TV?! WHAT THE ********!? Thank god the tv actually had a power button.
Shudder.
"Hey kid, you okay?"
FREEZE! Oh ********, were those footsteps he heard coming down the hall?
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Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 8:04 pm
Demyx had yelped when he was spilled to the ground, but at least he could finally get his attention off the TV.
Though this of course led to a quick SCREAM at what they had been watching. Which was probably one reason footsteps now came towards them. OH s**t.
"NO I'M NOT OKAY ARE YOU CRAZY WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT ON TV?! EW EW EW EW"
Be quiet? Nah, Demyx wasn't going to be quiet.
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Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 8:18 pm
"SHHHHH!!"
Xigbar clamped his hand over Demyx's mouth. Would you shut up! How ironic, the angel and the demon...still terrified of the supposedly NORMAL audio. Oh, but Xemnas was not normal. The sniper wouldn't have been surprised if he had wings, horns, and ******** TENTACLES hidden under that coat. Creepy evil b*****d.
Please don't let that be footsteps, let it just have been my imagination. Then we can clean up all this damned WATER and fix the remote before--humming? Oh s**t.
I'm thinking...running might be a good idea.
And Xigbar was OFF! And out the door, skidding to a stop in the hallway before he crashed into the source of that humming. Leaning against the wall as casual as he could, which of course made him look all the more like he'd been up to something.
"I see you found your present, it's from me and Demyx."
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Happy birthday to me, happy birthday to me...
Oh dear god it was creepy. No one that evil should ever be allowed to look that happy, EVER! But there he was, strolling down the halls with that evil evil grin of his.
Now what gift have my little nobodies bought for me. Ah, a gift on the table! Jeez, you'd think they could have spent more time WRAPPING IT! But oh well, just less for him to unwrap.
He has been about to open the gift when the commotion from down the hall caught his attention. You had better not be fighting over the remote again! If you break it I'll--hello Xigbar. Oh you are definitely hiding something.
"Why are you all wet?"
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Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 8:35 pm
If Demyx had been in a better state of mind, then maybe...just maybe he woudl have stayed in that room and cleaned up things. Maybe he would have made it look like -nothing- had happened and then Xemnas would have left them alone.
Then again, this was Demyx. Demyx didn't like being left alone, not when Xemnas was around. So he did the obvious thing.
He went running out into the hallway, tripped, fell, and slid to a halt right at the feet of their Superior. Still soaking wet himself.
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Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 8:44 pm
Facepaw!
Why couldn't Demyx have taken the hint of DISTRACTION and cleaned up the mess, maybe FIXED THE REMOTE! Xemnas never would have known. But of course he didn't, why would he. Sigh...they were so busted.
"No reason. So, how do you like the gift."
Distraction!
He poked at Demyx with one boot, hoping that he would get the hint. Come on, go fix it, or we will both be running like hell for our lives!
He had the distinct impression that something was up, they were hiding something. And both of them were soaking wet. Hmm...oh gift.
"I haven't opened it yet. You know, I think I'll take it into the gray room and open there."
On a nice comfy couch, in front of the tv.
OH s**t, RUN!
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Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 9:13 pm
Maybe he had just been about to go fix the room after dragging himself. Yeah, maybe he was going to get with the program and offer them a clean escape out of this.
Then again, maybe he wasn't.
"HE DID IT!!!"
The sitarist blurted, pointing desperately to the other. Oh hell NO he wasn't taking the blame for the remote once Xemnas saw it...even if the water was a dead giveaway. Nope, no sirree, not taking the blame!
"HE -SO- DID IT, OKAY BYE NOW!"
And then he was running again, off down the hallway opposite Xemnas.
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Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 9:22 pm
What the--WHY YOU! GET BACK HERE!
"I DID NOT!"
Xemnas forgotten for the moment, Xigbar took off chasing Demyx, a paw reached out to grab the sitarist by the collar. HAH! Off your paws again Demyx! You so should have gone for those frequent flier miles.
"It was not me, it was him!"
This would have all turned into a lovely wrestling match, really it would have. Except for that little detail of Xemnas stand there, watching them--OH s**t!
And then they were BOTH off their paws! Suspended there by the power of nothingness, facing a rather irritated looking superior.
Xemnas stood with his arms crossed, eyes narrowed, looking rather like a disapproving parent about to scold his children.
"Who did what?"
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Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 9:38 pm
"GAH LEMME GO!"
The sitarist had fought back with TEETH and CLAWS and BUBBLES oh yes!
But...then they were both suspended in air and getting the epic STARE-DOWN from Papa Superior.
"HEBROKETHECONTROLLERNOTMEISWEARITWASN'TMEITWASHIIIIIM!"
He was pointing...rather..flailing around in his suspended state. No no NO he was not taking the blame. NEVER.
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Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 9:51 pm
Yipe!
Damn it, how the hell did Xemnas DO that?! God, the sniper was the gravity master, not Xemnas, and yet here he was, hanging like a ragdoll at the superior's will. Damn him, DAMN HIM TO HELL!
"IT WAS NOT ME, YOU LITTLE SNITCH! YOU'RE THE ONE THAT DUMPED WATER ALL OVER EVERYTHING!"
Grrrr! Just wait until I get my hands on you!
Oh he was trying, flailing rather frantically himself, he was going to wring that little fuzzball's neck! This was not his fault, it WAS NOT! He was just trying to watch a damned hockey game, he did NOT short out the remote by dropping water on everything!
"Be silent!"
Oh the cold dark look he was giving them at that moment, if it didn't sent shivers down their spines...well it certainly did that.
"Am I to understand you broke the remote?"
On the brand new big screen tv, THAT WE JUST HAD INSTALLED! (well technically Xigbar had installed it, but that's beside the point).
Tsk tsk.
"What am I going to do with you two."
He paced a few steps, trying to look as stern as possible without letting that wicked little smirk of his show through.
"I know, you can clean the bathrooms, all of them."
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Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 10:24 pm
Demyx let out a YIPE and quickly shut his mouth. Oh god that LOOK..that horrible condescending 'you ******** up -big time-' look. How he hated that look.
"WHAT?!"
Then he was talking again.
"But..there's like...TONS of bathrooms man! It was just one remote, one stupid remote...THATXIGBARTOTALLYBROKE."
Yep, still blaming him.
"Isn't that like..overkill?"
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Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 10:34 pm
"What?!"
What the ********, you cannot be serious! Clean the bathrooms? Do you have any idea how many ******** bathrooms there are in this stupid castles?! Of course he did, that's why he said it. What the ******** man! There was no way in hell he was cleaning the bathrooms when it was DEMYX WHO HAD BROKEN THE DAMNED REMOTE!
Stupid superior, I'm not afraid of you. Stupid a*****e, jerk, b*****d, EEP! Okay yes, yes he was afraid of him.
Hmph!
He turned to glare at Demyx, kicking at him as his arms crossed.
"This is all your fault!"
"Oh I'm sure I could find something far worse if you'd rather."
There was that look, that 'if you even -think- about questioning me you will not live to regret it' look, that look that struck fear into their hearts and instantly silenced all protests.
"Have fun, boys."
And then the look was gone, only to be replaced by that creepy cheerful grin. Oh god, I think the other one was better.
"That's for the gift."
Oh this was just too much fun, how enjoyed it. They just made it far too easy.
THUD!
He had dropped them both, most likely onto their butts.
"And I had better not hear anymore fighting."
The matter settled, torment dished out, gift obtained, the superior vanished. Ah, such an entertaining birthday.
"I really hate him..."
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Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 11:15 pm
Dropped on his a**, right beside Xigbar. Wonderful. Just wonderful.
"Maaaaaan, if you hadn't of -fought me- over the remote this wouldn't have happened!"
Clearly Xigbar was at fault here. -Clearly-.
"There's SO MANY bathrooms, how are we going to clean them all?!"
Grumbling, Demyx got to his feet and eyed Xigbar, waiting for him to do the same. Obviously they had to go get started...or flee to another world. Whichever worked.
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Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 9:25 am
"Well if you hadn't dropped WATER on us the remote wouldn't have broken!"
Growl, Xigbar stood to his feet, glaring RIGHT BACK at Demyx. Damn you, this is all your fault, not mine, -yours-!
This was supposed to be a nice quiet day. All he had wanted to do was sit on the couch and watch A ******** HOCKEY GAME! But of course he had been dragged into twilight town to get a stupid gift for the stupid superior, then when he -thought- he could finally relax, all this happens! ARGGGG!!
"Shut up, or I'll send the bugs after you."
Hah! Take that Demyx. Heh heh, kid would have nitemares for weeks, severed him right.
Damn it, he did not want to clean all the damned bathrooms. God only knows what the other nobodies did in theirs, and seriously, he did NOT want to know. Snort, whatever.
Fleeing to another world, that sounded like a good idea. But then there was the issue of eventually having to come back and facing whatever Xemnas decided was even worse.
"Let's just get this over with."
He was so sending every single bathroom into a black hole. Hah! See how you like that Xemnas!
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Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 11:34 am
"Y-y-y-y-you don't really have those bugs, d-d-d-d-do you?!?!"
Demyx squeaked, SHAKING in fear. At least he wasn't screaming, or going on about Xigbar breaking the remote anymore.
Nightmares for weeks? You bet. Guess who was gonna crash Xigbar's bed during those weeks too..
"Man, can't I just like...flood them and call it done? They'd get clean, really!"
...Right. Of course they would.
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Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 11:45 am
"Maybe I do, maybe I don't."
Smirk.
Oh Xigbar, scaring the kid? Probably not the best idea, HOPE YOU LIKE SHARING YOUR BED FOR THE NEXT FEW WEEKS! Might want to go into town and pick up a nightlight later, yep...and a teddy bear.
"Yeah sure, flood away."
Hey that would work. Flood, and then send the flood in a black hole...then drop the water on Xemnas. Hey, he liked that idea. Not that they wouldn't be RUNNING FOR THEIR LIVES afterward.
Hey, was that a little black hole in his hand? HOLY s**t HE WAS ACTUALLY GOING TO DO IT!? Why yes, yes he was. He was going to get this stupid thing over with as quickly as possible. And then, then he was getting the ******** out of there and going somewhere he could relax and watch a damned game. Oh Traverse Town how I love you, so need to get an apartment there.
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