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 Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 8:07 pm
Xigbar shrugged, his steps carrying him -right- toward that arcade. If some kid with a keyblade showed up that's definitely where he'd go first, right? Right. Totally wasn't using that as an excuse to go to the arcade and play games, nope, not at all. (oh god, Demyx was rubbing off on him).
"Maybe some kid with a keyblade will show up here."
Thinking about it now, 'collect hearts' probably really meant 'find me a keyblade'. ******** you Xemnas, you want hearts so bad, YOU learn how to use the ******** keyblade. But then, they all needed hearts...
Either way, his words were not very convincing. He wasn't especially interested in finding a keyblade, or at least not interested in ACTIVELY searching at this moment. He was far more interested in that token exchange he was dropping money in, and that shooting game he was walking up to.
"We'll hang out here for a while before we go back."
Vacation? Dear god, the last thing they needed was an even more pissed off Xemnas.
By now he had picked up one of the gun controllers, dropping a token into the game. Die you alien scum!
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Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 9:10 pm
"Right..a keyblade. Of course that's what we're looking for."
Really, Demyx was ready to just steal some keys and call it a day. Superior would like that? Right?
...Yeah no, guess not.
"Now -this- is a mission I can do good at Xiggy-man, good choice!"
And then Demyx was hanging around, watching him shoot at things.
"Hey hey! Get that one! And that one!"
Right..because pointing at everything that moved on the screen was totally a good idea. Especially when the person playing was -the sniper-.
"DON"T MISS THAT ONE!"
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Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 9:18 pm
Haha, they could totally steal some car keys and wrap them up in a pretty bow for Xemnas. Yeah, that wouldn't have gone over very well...
Xigbar was doing his best to IGNORE THE BACKSEAT SHOOTER and just play the game. He was doing very well at this, firing several shots into each creature that came at his virtual personal, managing to take very little damage. That is until he got to...the boss.
Not that it was a particularly hard boss or one that he couldn't have normally defeated, he just couldn't see what he was doing for the LITTLE NOBODY THAT KEPT POKING AT THE SCREEN! GAH!
And then he was dead, facepaw.
"Would you like some tokens for a game?"
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Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 9:55 pm
Demyx was good at helping. At least...that's what he told himself. He was a vital member of TEAM XIGBAR and no one could convince him otherwise.
No, Xigbar's dying in the game couldn't convince him otherwise either.
"Yeah, but cmon man you can play with me!"
And then Xigbar would find himself grabbed and TUGGED. Cmon man, we can totally go play something AWESOME. Like AIR HOCKEY! Or a musical game, OR DANCING. YES. Anything would be awesome!
Except shooting. Demyx wasn't good at those games. Just pointing out things for the other person to shoot at.
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Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 10:09 pm
Wait, what the--I WAS PLAYING THAT! Didn't matter, Xigbar was forced to drop the game controller as he was dragged off by Demyx to some other game. The kid was like a kid in a candy story, and Xigbar had NO idea where he was being dragged off. This game, no this game, no this one!
And there it was, no doubt the shining HOLY GRAIL of all games to the sitarist. With it's catchy music, bright lights, and SHINY arrows. Dance Dance Revolution, figured. Of all the games in the arcade, Xigbar should have known he'd pick that one.
But that's okay, because he was a pretty good dancer, GRAVITY POWERS b***h!
A glance at Demyx, Xigbar stepped onto the dance pad, rummaging in his pocket for tokens.
Yeah, bring it on.
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Posted: Thu Dec 03, 2009 9:01 am
HOLY GRAIL indeed. The game was loud. The game was shiny. And the game was pretty ******** epic.
AND XIGBAR WAS GOING TO PLAY!
Grinning from ear to ear, Demyx hopped up onto his own dancepad. And..dear god was he fidgeting all over the place. Time to play, time to play time to play.
Little did he know he was soooo going to get pwned at this game. But oh well! It'd be fun at least.
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Posted: Thu Dec 03, 2009 9:21 am
Two tokens produced, he handed one to Demyx before placing a token in his own side of the game. Select mode, two player, select song, and THE GAME WAS ON!
Why no, Xigbar did not play DDR and HALO in his spare time, absolutely not, what ever gave you that idea? Well okay, maybe a little...or you know...a lot. >.>
The game started out simple enough. Step, step, step, hop, step, SPIN AROUND STEP! Whoa, he was getting fancy now. Whoa wait, what the ******** was he doing now?! OMG WAS HE BREAKDANCING?! XIGBAR WAS BREAKDANCING! And hitting every arrow perfectly. Dear god Xiggy.
And...GRAND FINALE!
Whoa, that is was one hell of an impressive score, not his highest (hey, he hadn't played in a while), but still pretty impressive. Heh heh.
"Wanna play again?"
THIS TIME ON HARD?!
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Posted: Thu Dec 03, 2009 9:53 am
Demyx's own score wasn't impressive...because about midway through he had stopped and STARED at the dancing skills of his friend. What...did....did Xigbar just....HE BREAKDANCES?!
By the end of the song the sitarist had been staring, mouth gaping. What...what just happened?
"I um.......YOU PLAY THIS GAME?!"
Demyx was flailing now, rambling some nonsense about how ******** AWESOME that had been HOLY s**t MAN WTF.
Deep breath.
Okay, the sitarist had his composure again. This was good. Very good.
"Sure, let's go again!"
Not..that he'd fair any better this time. Especially on hard. But before he really had a chance to voice this the tokens were in and he was dancing his little paws off.
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Posted: Thu Dec 03, 2009 10:20 am
Xigbar stood with his hands behind his head, with that 'oh yeah, I am just getting warmed up' expression on his face.
"Yeah."
Why yes, yes I do. What? You really think you're the only one who likes these games? Pfttt....as if. He rocked this game like he rocked halo, HARD CORE BABY! Jeez kid, chill out, it's not -that- awesome. Well okay, maybe it was.
NEXT ROUND!
Xigbar cracked his knuckles before placing the tokens in the game again. Select mode HARD!
Oh yeah, he ROCKED that round, and the next one, and the one after that. At the end of the fifth round, Xigbar stopped, still standing on the dance pad, leaning against the machine.
"Want to play something else now?"
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Posted: Thu Dec 03, 2009 10:53 am
Fives rounds later and Demyx was leaning on the balance bar. Oh..my -god- he was so tired. And Xigbar was looking like he could keep going. WHAT THE HELL?!
His tongue hung out for a moment as he panted. Holy...good crpa.
"Something else...yes..."
Anything else. He needed a break from RANDOM DANCING all over the place.
Stretching, Demyx hopped down from the dance pad and moved aside to let Xigbar do the same.
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Posted: Thu Dec 03, 2009 11:09 am
Smirk. Oh yeah, the old man's still got it. Not that he was old, and he'd shoot anyone IN THE FACE who said he was.
"Alright, pick something."
Xigbar gave a 'lead the way' gesture with his hand. Standing straight, the sniper stepped off the dance platform. Or at least that HAD been the plan. Wait--what the ******** WAS HIS TAIL UNDER HIS FOOT ARRRRGGGG!!!! It seemed having that second tail grow in had finally caught up with him. Feet caught up in his own tails, Xigbar tripped, FACEPLANTING to the ********. Well -that- was dignified.
Muttering several obscenities, Xigbar pushed himself back to his feet.
"Not.one.word."
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Posted: Thu Dec 03, 2009 1:39 pm
Pick something huh? Hrm...let's see...
And then the sniper thudded to the ground, and Demyx had spun around to stare in horror. Or....no actually it was more like -amusement-. Hell, by the time Xigbar was pushing himself back to his feet the sitarist was downright -laughing-.
"Good one Xiggy, didja have a nice trip?"
Snicker..snicker...LAUGH. Oh god this was just so priceless. Mister controls gravity falling flat on his face. HA.
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Posted: Thu Dec 03, 2009 1:48 pm
SNARL!
Xigbar glared at Demyx, the GLARE OF DEATH! Oh if looks could kill, Demyx would have certainly fallen over right there. Oh like you never tripped over your tails before. HMPH! Just you wait fuzzball, just wait.
"Shut up."
BEFORE I SHOOT YOU IN THE FACE!
GLARE! His arms were crossed, looking far more sulky than he probably should, muttergrowl. Yeah okay, we all had a good laugh, it wasn't that funny, SHUT UP!
"Just pick something."
See look, there's a guitar hero game over there, LOOK SHINY DISTRACTION!
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Posted: Thu Dec 03, 2009 2:16 pm
In fact he hadn't tripped over his tails. Drag his wings? Yes. Trip all over his tails? Nope! Take that Xigbar!
"Aww..but Xiggy, that was funny! I bet Superior would have laughed..."
Nope, not getting out of this one so easily!
"Shame he wasn't here to see it, huh? You'd neeever forget it then!"
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Posted: Thu Dec 03, 2009 2:27 pm
"I said shut up!"
If that was a glare of DEATH before, it was now the glare of I WILL SHOOT YOU UNTIL YOU ARE DEAD AND THEN I WILL SHOOT YOU AGAIN AND FEED YOU TO THE ******** DUSKS! Shut up shut up SHUT UP!
Oh he was fuming, probably more about his damaged pride than about actually tripping. Stupid second tail tripping him, hmph! It's not like he'd asked for it!
And Demyx wasn't shutting up. ....
A leathery wing extended, flickering into view (he had had his wings hidden until that moment, yes, yes he could that), and BITCHSLAP! right upside the sitarist's head.
"At least I don't drag my wings all over the floor. Seriously, do you have any idea what kind of crap is on the floor in here?"
Like chewed up bubblegum, spilled soda, molding tomato sauce, and probably other things that are best not mentioned or even thought about.
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