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 Posted: Sat Nov 28, 2009 6:23 pm
"Yeah."
Hey, the longer they stayed here, the longer they were away from Xemnas right. Hell, maybe they'd even stay here the night (there was a hotel after all) or find an apartment. Pfft...who the hell was he kidding, the castle was home, it was really the only home they had. (but that didn't mean they couldn't stay the night here at least if they wanted).
Ah, miniature golf. It was fun, silly, and sure to keep the kid entertained, fun for them both right?
"Over here."
Xigbar was at the counter, dropping a few pieces of munny for the clerk in exchange for two clubs and two balls, hey blue and purple, that suited them.
"We'll play a game and then we can get some pizza if you want."
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Posted: Sat Nov 28, 2009 7:15 pm
Demyx would likely treat staying over as a SUPER COOL SLUMBER PARTY, and demand construction of a blanket fort in their hotel room. Yeah, that'd be pretty -awesome-.
BUT FOR NOW! Mini-golf! Demyx followed him over and snagged the blue ball. Perfect man, just perfect.
"Alright!"
s**t, playing games, and -pizza-? This is what life should be like. Not all that...mission nonsense, or being tormented by your leader. Ugh.
Club now also in hand, the sitarist led the way down to the first hole.
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Posted: Sat Nov 28, 2009 7:27 pm
Pocketing his change, Xigbar slung his own club over his shoulder. Purple paw in hand, he followed after Demyx. Heh, he supposed it was good to see the kid enjoying himself. A good time, that was something they could both use right about now.
Wow, when Traverse Town does miniature golf, they really do miniature gold. The course was huge, nine holes of pure fun (see, says so right on the sign). There were plenty of lights, a windmill hole (because what golf course is complete without a windmill), dinosaurs, a jungle hole, tunnels and tubes, and hell it looked like there was even a waterfall hole (were those search lights over there?).
'You go first, and no cheating."
None of that using your water powers to guide the ball!
Not that Xigbar had really been serious when he said that. Pffft, he hadn't even picked up a score card, they were here to have fun.
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Posted: Sat Nov 28, 2009 7:44 pm
"I'd never -cheat-"
...Not on this hole at least. When they got to the watertrap hole it'd be a whole new story.
"But alright alright I'll go first.."
He put his ball on the ground and lined up a shot. And by lined up a shot we mean he kinda just stood next to it and gave it a nice dramatic WHACK with the club. Hey, he was a -performer- he had to be dramatic!
But he sure as hell didn't know how to actually play mini-golf.
Despite the rather unprofessional putt, the ball managed to traverse a good portion of the course. It didn't, however, get in the hole. Damn.
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Posted: Sat Nov 28, 2009 7:58 pm
"Uh-huh."
Just like Xigbar would -never- even think of using a little gravity to drop his ball right in the hole. Nope, never, and never on the first hole. Not while Demyx was watching anyways.
Xigbar had dropped his own ball on the green, shifting it with his boot until it had it wear he wanted. The first hole was always the simplest one (it was so to lull the players into a false sense of security because every other hole was BAM! GOOD LUCK GETTING AROUND THIS HUGE ELEPHANT!).
Swing, and thunk! The ball rolled off down the fairway, bouncing off a ledge and turning toward the hole and went....just wide.
"Your turn."
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Posted: Sat Nov 28, 2009 8:21 pm
"Yeah yeah..."
Nope, totally not cheating. Demyx managed to get the ball into the hole on his second putt without cheating.
...No really, the hole was pretty easy afterall.
This second one however, had some kinda EPIC DINOSAURS and Demyx was distracted a moment at them and all their slight animatronic glory. Huh....never knew dinosaurs had an interest in mini-golf.
He didn't fare so well on this hole. But just you wait Xigbar. The water one was coming >3
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Posted: Sat Nov 28, 2009 8:55 pm
It was simple, and his ball was right there. Thunk, and the ball was in.
The next hole however, not so easy, though it definitely was impressive. Damn those were some big dinosaurs, and holy s**t smoke and fire! Palm trees, it was like a whole jurassic park. (maybe he'd have done better on that one were he not snickering at the little kid who ran away screaming from the roaring dinosaur).
Apparently neither of them was very good at this game. It was a good thing they weren't keeping score or they might have had the worst one on record. 5 shots here, 10 there, 20 ON THAT HOLE OMG! Ooops...was that a ball flying PAST THE NEXT TWO HOLES AND NEARLY HITTING SOMEONE IN THE HEAD?! Ooops...
Yep, they were both rather FAIL at mini golf, but who cares? They were having FUN! (Oh man were they having fun!)
Stepping up to the next hole, Xigbar paused. Heh, waterfall, biiig waterfall, complete with a pool, billowing mist, and several animatronic alligators...and a very windy path to the hole. Kid should like this one.
"You're up."
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Posted: Sat Nov 28, 2009 9:32 pm
Bah, who needed to be -good- at the game when you could look cool playing it? Demyx was enjoying himself at least, that's all that really mattered.
And then the most beautiful hole came up, for this one had water. Hahaha...that thing about not cheating? TOTALLY going out the window!
"Alright man, prepare to be AMAZED."
He nudged his ball over to the starting point, and gave it a nice whack down the course.
Why no, no of course that was -not- water rising in a tendril from the various water traps around to help nudge the ball along. Nope. Never. Demyx was totally not cheating. And he most definitely did not cheat his way towards a hole in one even while he was mostly distracted by badass animatronic alligators.
Nope. Not innocent Demyx. Does that halo lie?
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Posted: Sat Nov 28, 2009 9:55 pm
"Hey! I saw that!"
Why you little cheater, and don't try to deny it! Demyx was TOTALLY cheating.
It was amazing how easy that hole was when you had the power over water on a WATER obstacle! Xigbar did not do so well, he kept landing in the water (HEY! NO TOUCHING MY BALL!). Finally, many hits later (including one off an alligator), the ball was in the hole.
"Just you wait until the next hole."
Oh it was so on, two could play at that game.
Cheating? No, there was none of that here. It was -totally- their improving skill that gave them much scores on the next few holes. No gravity or water here, nope, just two guys playing golf. >.>
Whoa...
Was that the final hole? Holy s**t. It was...epic. If by epic you mean KING epic of all epic-ness and the EPIC kingdom of EPIC-A-LOT! HOLY ******** s**t! Search lights, lasers, MOVING TRAPS!, fog, ******** ROBOTS, and more angles and turns than in the rest of the course put together!
"Hey, look."
Xigbar pointed to a sign, 'hole in one, win a prize'. Damn, that must have been one hell of a prize, like...the most epic GIANT teddy bear ever, or pizza for life or something.
Cheating? Who's cheating, oh certainly not us. <.<
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Posted: Sun Nov 29, 2009 7:19 am
Demyx laughed his way through the course after the waterfall. Yeah, none of his cheating would be as epic as they were on that hole, but holy s**t this was awesome and fun.
Holy......hell.
Demyx stood at the top of the hill (yes, there's a hill, because this is the most EPIC HOLE EVER and you have to stare down on it!), staring out over the hellhole of a course claimed as the final hole of a harmless game like minigolf. Seriously? SERIOUSLY?
Had -anyone- actually gotten a hole in one on this thing? You know..without cheating.
"Huh..."
He eyed the sign a moment before looking back down on the COURSE OF DOOM.
"...I don't think I want to go first on this one."
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Posted: Sun Nov 29, 2009 7:34 am
Why no, no one ever had gotten a hole in one. Seriously? I mean LOOK AT THAT THING!
"Wuss."
A bark of laughter as he ruffled his companion's hair, his words far from an intended insult (hey, this was fun).
Xigbar stepped toward the green, cracked his knuckles, and dropped his ball on the tee (it was very specific on this hole because you had to start from THAT spot to get the prize). Oh yeah, this hole was going to be easy, and there would be absolutely no cheating involved, nope.
"As if, I could do this one blindfolded."
Thunk!
There went the ball! Nope, that was not a little black hole the ball was flying into, and that most certainly was NOT another little black hole that opened up right above the hole to drop the ball in. Absolutely not, TOTALLY your imagination.
Heh heh.
Hole in one! A siren went off, lights flashing with the giant words WINNER! HOLE IN ONE! much to the total bafflement of the staff, clearly they had thought it was impossible. Nope, we are just -that- good.
The prize? A HUGE ******** pizza and giant epic teddy bear of EPICNESS! Lookit that, it was even blue.
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Posted: Sun Nov 29, 2009 7:44 am
Demyx squeaked at the sudden ruffling, paws flying up to try and straighten out his hair. And..with Demyx's hair there really wasn't something called 'straightened out' but at least he tried.
"Nice shot Xiggy!"
Not that he, you know, didn't realize Xigbar had cheated. But hey who cared? They got PIZZA. That was pretty awesome...cheating or no.
Hehehehehe.
Demyx...didn't fare as well. As epic as the course was it didn't allow much chance for a water wielder to cheat. So it was only after several putts (and one begged black hole) later that his own ball finally made it into the hole.
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Posted: Sun Nov 29, 2009 7:53 am
You saw NOTHING! There was no cheating here! None at all. >.> <.< Well okay, maybe a little, but that's our secret.
"Not bad, kid."
And the worst scoring (and most EPIC) game EVER in the history of Traverse Town miniature golf came to an end. Which was good, because he was hungry and that pizza was smelling amazing about now.
"How about we go dig into that prize."
Ball and club dropped on the drop off counter, Xigbar walked from the course, turning to wait for Demyx. Heh, they'd have to do that again sometime, but right now PIZZA OF EPICNESS! Because he was hungry.
And after that, well that laser tag was looking pretty epic too. (<
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Posted: Sun Nov 29, 2009 8:04 am
"Not bad yourself Xiggy."
But sorry, golf was forgotten for PIZZA.
Demyx dropped his own club and ball off at the counter and followed after Xigbar. Again? Yeah, totally...sometime. But not now. Because there was PIZZA and GAMES and....
Oh crap.
Xiggy was eying up the laser tag. Demyx was so screwed.
Once over to their PRIZE OF AWESOME the sitarist snatched up a piece of pizza and started gnawing on it.
"So what's next?"
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Posted: Sun Nov 29, 2009 10:38 am
Ah pizza, epicly HUGE pizza (one of those monster tailgate pizzas that feeds like 20 ******** people!), warm delicious, disgustingly greasy, but oh SO GOOD pizza. Pizza loaded with ALL KINDS of toppings, delicious toppings (but no anchovies, because NO ONE LIKES ANCHOVIES!). Oh yeah, and all the soda to go with him.
Xigbar had already snagged a piece of the epic pizza and was half-way through scarfing it when Demyx spoke. The sniper shrugged, finished off his slice, took a nice swig of soda, and snagged another slice before he finally answered (not that that took longer than 30 seconds).
"That laser tag looks pretty cool."
Heh heh heh, now that was hid kind of game. He could totally float around, and teleport, and SNEAK UP ON PEOPLE LIKE A NINJA AND SHOOT THEM FROM OVERHEAD! Oh yeah, that looked like fun.
Oh and there are GO-CARTS! and video games and batting cages and a GIANT BALL PIT and holy crap flight simulator of EPICNESS. They were so staying overnight, seriously.
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