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 Posted: Mon Dec 07, 2009 1:17 pm
She (I believe it's a she) insisted the pigs slept with us.
It got old fast.
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Posted: Mon Dec 07, 2009 11:21 pm
Whenever I get near her I seemed to get lost in the darkness, and spirits calling out my name. She's creepy!
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Posted: Mon Dec 07, 2009 11:27 pm
I know it's shallow, but I prefer a little meat on my signifcant others' bones.
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Posted: Mon Dec 07, 2009 11:28 pm
▂▂ ▃▃ ▅▅ ▆▆ ████ ▆▆ ▅▅ ▃▃ ▂▂ It's time to stop the killing
I said it's time to stop the stealing
It's time to stop disrespecting our women. 
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Do you see that?
Yes, I like to roll in money,
like the next person.
But daaamn.
Not have sex with it.
╚═════════════════════════════════════╝It's time for us to come home and raise our children
It's time for us, to really mold our communities
It's time for us, not to get hooked up in religion. ▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄
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Posted: Mon Dec 07, 2009 11:39 pm
She keeps insisting i'm money when i'm truely just a lonely old pirate queen.
AND SHE WON'T HAVE SEX WITH ME D:<
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Posted: Mon Dec 07, 2009 11:43 pm
▂▂ ▃▃ ▅▅ ▆▆ ████ ▆▆ ▅▅ ▃▃ ▂▂ It's time to stop the killing
I said it's time to stop the stealing
It's time to stop disrespecting our women.
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I tell her to give it to me,
and she prods me with her sword.
Dx
It's not right!
And she denies her wealth.
I like egomaniacs.
╚═════════════════════════════════════╝ It's time for us to come home and raise our children
It's time for us, to really mold our communities
It's time for us, not to get hooked up in religion. ▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄
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Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2009 12:00 am
She's fickle and expects me to read her mind all the time.
And I, for one, won't have a bar of it.
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Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2009 12:17 am
▂▂ ▃▃ ▅▅ ▆▆ ████ ▆▆ ▅▅ ▃▃ ▂▂ It's time to stop the killing
I said it's time to stop the stealing
It's time to stop disrespecting our women.
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She keeps shoving me under her skirt.
I want to BREATH!!
╚═════════════════════════════════════╝ It's time for us to come home and raise our children
It's time for us, to really mold our communities
It's time for us, not to get hooked up in religion. ▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄
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Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2009 6:13 pm
Because I like guys...and she would try to make me...cute! *DUN DUN DUUUN!*
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Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2009 6:14 pm
I'm not a fan of blue, it makes me sick.
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Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2009 6:16 pm
Because, two nights after the Wedding, we decided to have sex, and I saw your pen0r. smile
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Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2009 6:17 pm
I dont run that way, hell no.
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Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2009 7:15 pm
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Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2009 7:18 pm
Between the two of us, the level of christmas spirit in our house was sophocating.
I'm still getting half of that ginger bread house too, I don't care what your lawyer is saying to you, if I have to come over and have it chewed in half I will.
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Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2009 7:20 pm
I don't remeber why i divore her, must be drunk when that happen.
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