You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello]
You: I just made you lose the game
Stranger: not really
Stranger: i wasnt playing today
You: o.o touche.....
Stranger: do you know how to remap a 335?
You: awhatnow?
Stranger: `a 335d?
Stranger: sorry i forgot to mention the d part
You: no clue what that is o3o
You: is that a bra size?
Stranger: certainly not sir
Stranger: its the fastest car in the world
You: U just called a lady "sir!
You: friggin nazi!
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: i took it for granted that you were a man
You: >:O
Stranger: how old are you?
You: 992849328754
Stranger: yeah,are you sure you are a real lady
Stranger: ??
You: WTH?
Stranger: i only seem to get men on here
You: I see
Stranger: are you american?
You: my domo is pimped out
You: yeah
Stranger: domo?
You: I'm not american, I'm from canadia xP
Stranger: oh well,i must remember not to call you an american then
Stranger: you could be a cousin of mine then you know
You: i was kidding o.o
Stranger: well then in that case you are a liar
You: sparkle sparkle
Stranger: so how do i know you really are a lady?
You: I'm from The region of Johto
You: because I'm tom cruise
You: thats how you know I'm a lady
Stranger: im dropping the hammer
You: the whaaaaaat?
Stranger: you claim to be tom cruise,yet you do not know that famous line
Stranger: tut tut!
You: okie? o.o
You: ok I lied I'm an emo cupcake
Stranger: i know nothing of the emo cupcake
You: ok I lied again I'm a gay purple lemur named franklin
Stranger: i on the other hand am the real highlander
Stranger: have you seen the film highlander?
You: no
Stranger: ok then
Stranger: how old are you?
Stranger: what have you seen?
You: eleventy four
You: I have seen the end
You: no one was spared
You: not even the children
Stranger: thats a clever way of saying 26 or you really dont want to tell me
Stranger: i would spare the children
You: LIES
Stranger: not the women though
You: oh so your george bush now
Stranger: negatory batman
Stranger: im the highlander
You: oh I bet
Stranger: i am
Stranger: ever heard of the loch ness monster?
You: no whats that o.o
Stranger: you must be young
You: I have no idea about a giant lake monster you call the lochness monster
You:
razz Stranger: there are no lakes in scotland
You: there are no cherries on the moon either
Stranger: only the english have lakes
Stranger: there is cheese on the moon though
Stranger: and caramel in mars
You: only the english have english muffins
You: weird stranger is weird.
Stranger: im not weird
Stranger: you are
You: WE STRANGERS ARE A PROUD PEOPLE
Stranger: yet this is the most sensible conversation ive had here tonight
Stranger: very strange strangers
You: did you know that "therapist" is "the" and "rapist" put together?
Stranger: yes
You: and "studying" is "student" and "dying"?
Stranger: thats not really true now is it?
You: why must you tread on my dreams?
Stranger: im too old to worry about studying anyway
You: how old are you, a million?
Stranger: 25
You: 25-12
Stranger: eh?
You: do the math, dumbassa
You: *dumbass
Stranger: 13
Stranger: your age?
Stranger: 13
You: good job o3o
Stranger: and you called me a dumbass you little c**t
Stranger: thats not very nice you know
You: you b***h a** nazi
Stranger: nazi?
Stranger: they went out with the ark
Stranger: hitler had the right idea though,he was just misunderstood
You: Forgive me I have a disorder called "extremely random disorder"
Stranger: that sounds nice
Stranger: i have aids myself,can be random at times too
You: I'm sure
Stranger: yes
Stranger: anyway
You: old man
Stranger: i really shouldnt be talking to a 13 year old
You: i bet you feel like a *****
razz Stranger: have a nice xmas and yes i do thanks
You: YES, FEEL THE GUILT! MUAHAHA!
Stranger: funny c**t you eh
Stranger: bye bye
Stranger: love you
Stranger: haaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaa
You: O_O
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