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 Posted: Sat Nov 28, 2009 12:33 am
I'm afraid to sleep by myself, do you wanna keep me company? 4laugh
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Posted: Fri Dec 04, 2009 9:33 pm
Are you free tonight or will it cost me?
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Posted: Sat Dec 05, 2009 8:15 pm
I have had one to many to drink and cant drive myself home, will you do it for me? wink
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Posted: Sun Dec 06, 2009 12:08 am
I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
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Posted: Mon Dec 07, 2009 9:06 am
you beleave in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? wink
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Posted: Mon Dec 07, 2009 4:51 pm
Remember me? Oh, that's right, I've met you only in my dreams.
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Posted: Mon Dec 07, 2009 4:58 pm
love is a name, sex is a game. forget the name, play the game wink
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Posted: Mon Dec 07, 2009 6:29 pm
Did you know your hair and my pillow are perfectly color coordinated? heart
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Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2009 11:05 am
They call me "coffee". I grind so fine.
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Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2009 11:22 am
I can't hit on you if you're a girl, Bib!!! xD
"you have my heart. can I have your virginty?"
^ crappy one, made by a man that's a friend of my family xD
no wonder he's single... xD
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Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2009 4:16 pm
My love for you is like diarrhea, it just keeps flowing!
rofl
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Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2009 6:13 pm
OMG!! they should put a warning on you girl! so many curves can cause an accident! (lol)
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Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2009 7:48 pm
This is one I made up my self.
Hey, girl. The first law of gravitational pull states that you are indeed attracted to me.
Physics always attracts chicks cool .
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Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2009 8:02 pm
*That one rules* xd
Excuse me, do you know a nice warm place I can put my d**k? xd
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Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2009 9:20 pm
this one works if you don't get arrested: *poits at someone with a gun* Date me or die XD
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