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CalledTheRaven
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 08, 2010 9:39 pm


So on a Heathen blog I follow, the writter occasionally presents us with a Nithing of the week. The last two weeks the epithet has been applied to the same man. The American Family Association's Bryan Fischer. [sarcasm]And it couldn't go to a nicer guy.[/sarcasm] Anyway, during one of the discussions on this...person...someone called him a troll-wife. Now I think that's a pretty awesome Heathen style insult.


*Nithing (ON niðingr)
A nithing is a villain, scoundrel, coward, vile wretch. A nithing could also be a truce-breaker or a traitor. A niðing deed (niðingsverk) is an ill deed, or villainy. A person guilty of this sort of behavior was held in contempt
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 08, 2010 9:52 pm


Ahahahaa, troll-wife xd

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 19, 2010 1:44 am


Oh this thread got my laughing so hard. I have to share some of these with my aunt and uncle (my only pagan relatives, who happen to also cuss a lot).
"Gardener's balls" and "Freyja's tits" are my favorite so far.

Though it's not quite a "pagan" curse I am now vividly remembering Bruenor (a dwarf) calling his best friend, Drizzt (a dark elf), "a son of an orc and a rock" in one of R.A. Salvatore's Legend of Drizzt books. That to this day remains my favorite curse ever.
PostPosted: Wed Dec 22, 2010 8:20 am


by Pan's flute

thy Loki's seed

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This is fun...

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 31, 2010 12:08 pm


I actually used a couple of these the other day xd
PostPosted: Sun Jan 02, 2011 9:29 am


Sweet baby Heracles!
Son of a witch!
I'm not very good at these, haha

I love the "Freyja's tits!" saying, I've got to use that! blaugh

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 10, 2011 7:38 pm


UnseelieSweet
Sweet baby Heracles!
Son of a witch!
I'm not very good at these, haha

I love the "Freyja's tits!" saying, I've got to use that! blaugh


Ooh, I like the "sweet baby Heracles" one.
I wouldn't use "son of a witch" though. It either implies bad things about witches or cancels itself out in my mind.
PostPosted: Mon Jan 10, 2011 7:54 pm


This came from my husband while he was playing a game with satyrs in it- "Pan's Furry Balls!"

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CalledTheRaven
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 10, 2011 8:59 pm


Do not ask me where this came from. I seriously don't know.

"What in Nidhogg's nethers?!?"
PostPosted: Thu Apr 07, 2011 6:12 pm


Something slipped out the other day, except rather than "Freyja's tits" it was Hera's. Oops =X
I normally try to leave gods out of my cussing, with the exception of the ingrained "Oh my god!"
I usually color my frustration with phrases along the lines of "******** a moose".

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 18, 2011 4:09 pm


I got this from 'The 10th Kingdom', "Son of a Banshee!"
PostPosted: Tue Jul 19, 2011 9:09 pm


Somehow I totally missed the "Merlin's pants" one while reading this earlier. Also I don't remember that being in the book, though I have no doubt that Hermione would say something like that.
I like that, Merlin's pants. I'll have to actually remember that one this time.

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 09, 2011 6:10 pm


A Swedish friend and I used to say 'By Baldr's Ballsack!'  
PostPosted: Wed Nov 09, 2011 7:39 pm


Heehee

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