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 Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2010 11:27 pm
Granted but then he has sex with your mom and then you have to go on one of those daytime talk shows about it.
I wish my avatar was cuter
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Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 4:59 pm
Your avatar becomes the cutest ever and you get so many PM's about it that it crashes Gaia.
I wish I was funnier.
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Posted: Sat Feb 13, 2010 7:26 pm
Granted. You get funnier; Just as the fun started you enter in a live or die comedian show, if you win you get to live free and if you lose you die. You go on a winning spree and went to the top 2, whom your competing is a master comedian, you mess up on a joke and end up getting beat to death.
I wish i had a fairy friend.
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Posted: Sat Feb 13, 2010 7:42 pm
your fairy friend gets you addicted to pixie dust, damn peer pressure.
i wish i could speakie de engles.... por que..
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Posted: Sat Feb 13, 2010 7:56 pm
granted but then you would lose your ability to speak spanish and be unable to commiunicate with anybody who knew you when you spoke spanish
i wish that my freind would break up with his GF (because i want to date her..)
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Posted: Sat Feb 13, 2010 8:04 pm
dot_hack_ver2 granted but then you would lose your ability to speak spanish and be unable to commiunicate with anybody who knew you when you spoke spanish i wish that my freind would break up with his GF (because i want to date her..) granted but then gf turns out to be a stank a** hoe gold digger, no wonder he dumped her in the first place. i wish it was warm enough to plat basketball
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Posted: Sat Feb 13, 2010 8:07 pm
granted but then it became so hot that your sneakers melted o the pavement
I wish i was able to finish the book i am writing
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Posted: Sat Feb 13, 2010 8:28 pm
dot_hack_ver2 granted but then it became so hot that your sneakers melted o the pavement I wish i was able to finish the book i am writing wish granyed but your book sells so well you have a bunch of nerdy teenage stalkers i wish i could read something other than comics
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Posted: Sat Feb 13, 2010 8:38 pm
XD i wouldnt mid having a stalker if it was a chick XD
granted but then you read so much you are forever enveloped in one book or another
i wish i could get laid....
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Posted: Sat Feb 13, 2010 8:49 pm
dot_hack_ver2 XD i wouldnt mid having a stalker if it was a chick XD granted but then you read so much you are forever enveloped in one book or another i wish i could get laid.... wish granted but when you finlly get laid you realize it wasnt enjoyable and turn gay. i wish i could sleep, i have insomnia
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Posted: Sat Feb 13, 2010 9:39 pm
Granted but you begin falling asleep at random times.
I wish my nose wasn't all stuffed up.
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Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2010 8:48 am
Granted but then you get a fatal disease that your snot had been protecting you from and waste away until you finally die.
I wish people would stop being a**holes over parking spaces.
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Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2010 8:57 am
Granted but then all the parking spaces disappear and all the a**holes go balistic and rob your house.
I wish I wasn't allerigic to peanuts.
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Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2010 3:11 pm
granted but you gorge yourself on peanuts and suffocate
I wish I had colourful pjs
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Posted: Tue Feb 16, 2010 6:51 pm
Granted. You have so colorful pjs you cause the world to end with the gangs ganging up on who gets the pjs and made a contest of who kills the most people.
I wish i had a hamster who doesn't scratch or bite me.
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