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 Posted: Sun Sep 27, 2009 2:42 pm
before this starts to shift off topic ill say this i probably soend more time thinking out each of my posts then most people who bash me do and I DO NOT preach, i just DONT, its not my way and it never will be sense im not a priest and even they dont preach all the time, for the most part they will not preach unless its among the followers of my religion.
anyway back on topic
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Posted: Wed Sep 30, 2009 10:57 am
the last time someone tried to tell me the good news i pretended to be deaf...
when they were finished talking, i said "fuX you" in sign language
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Posted: Wed Sep 30, 2009 1:38 pm
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That reminds me of a Robin Williams joke where he's talking about those people "that knock on your door at 6AM on Sunday that say, 'Have you found Jesus?' And you just want to answer the door nude and say, 'No, help me look for 'im! Come on!'" xDDDD
okay sweatdrop not that i am proud of this but i answered the door for a jahova witnesses (elderly couple- my first time dealing with this ) all i had on was a really long white t shirt that came just above my knees and my hair was in a towel ( they turned and left abruptly before i could wip my bible out and share my faith with them then i realized what i was wereing and well they never came back)
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Posted: Wed Sep 30, 2009 6:52 pm
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Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 11:11 pm
XxXTemporary_IllusionXxX Actually the should not be preaching from door to door, its rude and annoying, if they want to preach they should do it among other people who share the same faith Well... going door-to-door is part of their faith. They're not called Witnesses for nothing, y'know. smile A huge part of Christianity is to go to your unsaved neighbors and tell them the Word of the Lord and tell them Jesus' story. If they didn't do this, they couldn't really call themselves Witnesses. Anyway... I have had Witnesses come to my door before, and I usually just tell them thanks for stopping by, but I already have a good thing going with the Powers that Be. I assure them that if I ever have questions I'll come and ask them, but I let them know that I'm definetely not interested. Once, a whole van-load of them came to my house on Halloween just as I was getting in my car. I'm wearing cat ears and a t-shirt with a cartoon Samantha Stevens riding a broom over the words "feelin' witchy", and my car is covered in pagan bumperstickers. I was open and friendly, and they looked at me like a feral cat that might bite their fingers off. XD I used to have a friend who was a Witness, and I always found it so strange that she never recognized any holidays or would take part in class parties or school festivities. Later, I learned that while many Christians take part in holidays that have pagan origins, Witnesses abstain for that reason. And can I just say that when Christians come in to my store looking for plastic eggs and fabric covered in bunnies and chicks to decorate their churches, I'm mentally laughing like a lunatic? "So, to celebrate the ressurection of the Son of God, you're going to decorate with symbols of fertility? AWESOME." XD And for the record, I used to be Christian, so no flamin', yo. smile I've always wanted to answer the door with a holly crown and an athame. "Hmm... Christ, you say? Well, c'mon in! We just happen to be celebrating the rebirth of the Sun God, and well, you mentionin' the Son of God and all, it just sounds mighty similar, so c'mon in, have a seat! We'll bring you some wassail and scones and have a mighty fine time!" *lulz*
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Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 4:01 pm
The whole missionary thing is actually a good way for churches to grow. It works pretty well.
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Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 5:48 pm
Youre on somethign right neutral
it does not work
all it does is get more people mad at the church
and you wonder why you have so many bashers and haters When all you guys do is condemn and preach, hell our pleadge even has "god" in it, i just changed the entire pledge to fit my perssonel views and beliefs
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Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 1:21 pm
I just hate it when they come door to door trying to tell me what to believe, they are so pushy (at least the ones we have around here). But my dog tried to kill them, so they avoided this house ever since.
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Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 7:51 pm
XxXTemporary_IllusionXxX Youre on somethign right neutral
it does not work
all it does is get more people mad at the church
and you wonder why you have so many bashers and haters When all you guys do is condemn and preach, hell our pleadge even has "god" in it, i just changed the entire pledge to fit my perssonel views and beliefs Actually in all honesty, I believe "God" is rightly placed in the pledge of allegiance. This country was founded on the basis of Christianity. The people who founded the country intentionally wrote God in on all the documents they did. It rightly belongs there. I just don't say the pledge. I got yelled at back in high school for not standing and saying the pledge.
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Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 11:19 pm
OK LISTEN, IMA TELL YOU A SECRET!!
Hehe, ok, maybe not a secret exactly, but I can tell you EXACTLY how to get Jehovah Witnesses to leave you alone for good, with a few simple words.
My mom's side of the family are Jehovah Witnesses, so I know a bit more about it then most people that aren't of that religion. Fortunately for me, my mom herself broke away and I never had to grow up dealing with it (beyond only th slightest bit of influence from my Grandma and aunts).
Anyway, here's what you do- they come to your door preaching, and all you have to tell them is you were expelled from the religion. They will SHUN you! Never bother you again xD
In fact, it will likely become known to the whole Jehovah Witness community in that area, that you were expelled, and none of them will ever talk to you again ever.
Then again... telling them you had no time to listen because your gay lover was waiting for you in the bedroom might work too.... >>
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Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 11:33 pm
Omg A Name OK LISTEN, IMA TELL YOU A SECRET!!
Hehe, ok, maybe not a secret exactly, but I can tell you EXACTLY how to get Jehovah Witnesses to leave you alone for good, with a few simple words.
My mom's side of the family are Jehovah Witnesses, so I know a bit more about it then most people that aren't of that religion. Fortunately for me, my mom herself broke away and I never had to grow up dealing with it (beyond only th slightest bit of influence from my Grandma and aunts).
Anyway, here's what you do- they come to your door preaching, and all you have to tell them is you were expelled from the religion. They will SHUN you! Never bother you again xD
In fact, it will likely become known to the whole Jehovah Witness community in that area, that you were expelled, and none of them will ever talk to you again ever.
Then again... telling them you had no time to listen because your gay lover was waiting for you in the bedroom might work too.... >> ROFL
that last part made me laugh hard
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Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 11:52 pm
XxXTemporary_IllusionXxX Omg A Name OK LISTEN, IMA TELL YOU A SECRET!!
Hehe, ok, maybe not a secret exactly, but I can tell you EXACTLY how to get Jehovah Witnesses to leave you alone for good, with a few simple words.
My mom's side of the family are Jehovah Witnesses, so I know a bit more about it then most people that aren't of that religion. Fortunately for me, my mom herself broke away and I never had to grow up dealing with it (beyond only th slightest bit of influence from my Grandma and aunts).
Anyway, here's what you do- they come to your door preaching, and all you have to tell them is you were expelled from the religion. They will SHUN you! Never bother you again xD
In fact, it will likely become known to the whole Jehovah Witness community in that area, that you were expelled, and none of them will ever talk to you again ever.
Then again... telling them you had no time to listen because your gay lover was waiting for you in the bedroom might work too.... >> ROFL
that last part made me laugh hard
ninja
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Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 11:54 pm
Omg A Name XxXTemporary_IllusionXxX Omg A Name OK LISTEN, IMA TELL YOU A SECRET!!
Hehe, ok, maybe not a secret exactly, but I can tell you EXACTLY how to get Jehovah Witnesses to leave you alone for good, with a few simple words.
My mom's side of the family are Jehovah Witnesses, so I know a bit more about it then most people that aren't of that religion. Fortunately for me, my mom herself broke away and I never had to grow up dealing with it (beyond only th slightest bit of influence from my Grandma and aunts).
Anyway, here's what you do- they come to your door preaching, and all you have to tell them is you were expelled from the religion. They will SHUN you! Never bother you again xD
In fact, it will likely become known to the whole Jehovah Witness community in that area, that you were expelled, and none of them will ever talk to you again ever.
Then again... telling them you had no time to listen because your gay lover was waiting for you in the bedroom might work too.... >> ROFL
that last part made me laugh hard
ninja
What?
ninja
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Posted: Sun Nov 15, 2009 2:25 am
XxXTemporary_IllusionXxX Omg A Name XxXTemporary_IllusionXxX Omg A Name OK LISTEN, IMA TELL YOU A SECRET!!
Hehe, ok, maybe not a secret exactly, but I can tell you EXACTLY how to get Jehovah Witnesses to leave you alone for good, with a few simple words.
My mom's side of the family are Jehovah Witnesses, so I know a bit more about it then most people that aren't of that religion. Fortunately for me, my mom herself broke away and I never had to grow up dealing with it (beyond only th slightest bit of influence from my Grandma and aunts).
Anyway, here's what you do- they come to your door preaching, and all you have to tell them is you were expelled from the religion. They will SHUN you! Never bother you again xD
In fact, it will likely become known to the whole Jehovah Witness community in that area, that you were expelled, and none of them will ever talk to you again ever.
Then again... telling them you had no time to listen because your gay lover was waiting for you in the bedroom might work too.... >> ROFL
that last part made me laugh hard
ninja
What?
ninja
Well... it probably would work... They would like, think if you were gay you would automatically have AIDS and spread it like the flu -_-
At least, that's basically how my aunts acted when they learned my mom had had a gay friend over like, earlier in the week and wouldn't even sit on the couch that he might have sat on....
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Posted: Sun Nov 15, 2009 7:51 pm
~Ichigo_Pie~ XxXTemporary_IllusionXxX Youre on somethign right neutral
it does not work
all it does is get more people mad at the church
and you wonder why you have so many bashers and haters When all you guys do is condemn and preach, hell our pleadge even has "god" in it, i just changed the entire pledge to fit my perssonel views and beliefs Actually in all honesty, I believe "God" is rightly placed in the pledge of allegiance. This country was founded on the basis of Christianity. The people who founded the country intentionally wrote God in on all the documents they did. It rightly belongs there. I just don't say the pledge. I got yelled at back in high school for not standing and saying the pledge. Actually "In God We Trust" wasn't added until the 1950s because of the Red Scare, aka Communism. They associated being Atheist with being Communist. Before that, Bellamy's original Pledge read, "I Pledge Allegiance to my Flag and the Republic for which it stands, one nation indivisible with liberty and justice for all." And almost all of America's Founding Fathers were Deists, not Christian.
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