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 Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2009 12:48 pm
Shpleck emperor moroki i have starships and battle mechs too the commandos are just the tip of the spear yea, well I have monkeys that fling large amount of poo on your robots and get them all nasty and smelly, then they shoot laser beams out of their eyes to heat the poo up and create an even nastier substance. you might kill my monkey's but they make you stink something awe full before hand. they are robots thay have no sence of smell
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Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2009 12:49 pm
Shpleck Harllie Quin
Please... You fools.
NONE of your pathetic soldiers can survive an attack against my Elite Barbie Bandits.
psh, everyone knows barbies bandits can't stand the smell of mutated monkey poo... its the ultimate defense not to mention a plasma cannon that can incinerate anything in a five suqare mile radius
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Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2009 12:50 pm
emperor moroki Shpleck emperor moroki i have starships and battle mechs too the commandos are just the tip of the spear yea, well I have monkeys that fling large amount of poo on your robots and get them all nasty and smelly, then they shoot laser beams out of their eyes to heat the poo up and create an even nastier substance. you might kill my monkey's but they make you stink something awe full before hand. they are robots thay have no sence of smell damn.... ok, well, goodluck fighting my massive Monkey Pony with 13 arms
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Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2009 12:51 pm
emperor moroki Shpleck Harllie Quin
Please... You fools.
NONE of your pathetic soldiers can survive an attack against my Elite Barbie Bandits.
psh, everyone knows barbies bandits can't stand the smell of mutated monkey poo... its the ultimate defense not to mention a plasma cannon that can incinerate anything in a five suqare mile radius hm, yes, indeed.
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Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2009 12:51 pm
Shpleck emperor moroki Shpleck emperor moroki i have starships and battle mechs too the commandos are just the tip of the spear yea, well I have monkeys that fling large amount of poo on your robots and get them all nasty and smelly, then they shoot laser beams out of their eyes to heat the poo up and create an even nastier substance. you might kill my monkey's but they make you stink something awe full before hand. they are robots thay have no sence of smell damn.... ok, well, goodluck fighting my massive Monkey Pony with 13 arms an imperial leviathan would be more than enough to waste your pony
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Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2009 12:52 pm
Shpleck emperor moroki Shpleck Harllie Quin
Please... You fools.
NONE of your pathetic soldiers can survive an attack against my Elite Barbie Bandits.
psh, everyone knows barbies bandits can't stand the smell of mutated monkey poo... its the ultimate defense not to mention a plasma cannon that can incinerate anything in a five suqare mile radius hm, yes, indeed. you dont get to be emperor of anything without some serious fire power
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Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2009 12:52 pm
Shpleck Harllie Quin
Please... You fools.
NONE of your pathetic soldiers can survive an attack against my Elite Barbie Bandits.
psh, everyone knows barbies bandits can't stand the smell of mutated monkey poo... its the ultimate defense
But these aren't just any old barbie bandits,
They're ELITE Barbie Bandits!
They come equipped with specialized air intake filtration systems.
Your poo is obsolete, dear Shpleck. wink
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Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2009 12:56 pm
emperor moroki Shpleck emperor moroki Shpleck Harllie Quin
Please... You fools.
NONE of your pathetic soldiers can survive an attack against my Elite Barbie Bandits.
psh, everyone knows barbies bandits can't stand the smell of mutated monkey poo... its the ultimate defense not to mention a plasma cannon that can incinerate anything in a five suqare mile radius hm, yes, indeed. you dont get to be emperor of anything without some serious fire power Psh, who wants to be emperor these days... too much responsibility. I am just here to introduce a little anarchy
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Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2009 12:56 pm
how is an air intake filtration system going to defend agains a plasma weapon or an anit matter missle for that matter
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Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2009 12:57 pm
Shpleck emperor moroki Shpleck emperor moroki Shpleck Harllie Quin
Please... You fools.
NONE of your pathetic soldiers can survive an attack against my Elite Barbie Bandits.
psh, everyone knows barbies bandits can't stand the smell of mutated monkey poo... its the ultimate defense not to mention a plasma cannon that can incinerate anything in a five suqare mile radius hm, yes, indeed. you dont get to be emperor of anything without some serious fire power Psh, who wants to be emperor these days... too much responsibility. I am just here to introduce a little anarchy
I'm just here for the genocide.
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Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2009 1:01 pm
genocide is easy just blow up a few plantes and your done
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Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2009 1:03 pm
i want to be emperor because for once i want to get something i want instead of getting kicked around be people
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Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2009 1:04 pm
emperor moroki how is an air intake filtration system going to defend agains a plasma weapon or an anit matter missle for that matter there is no defence for such a thing here, just a smely smelly empire, if it's an empire that you want then so be it... it will just be a very stinky one.
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Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2009 1:06 pm
Shpleck emperor moroki how is an air intake filtration system going to defend agains a plasma weapon or an anit matter missle for that matter there is no defence for such a thing here, just a smely smelly empire, if it's an empire that you want then so be it... it will just be a very stinky one. i have air scrubbers that can remove anything from your stinky poo to radiation from the air
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Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2009 1:07 pm
emperor moroki how is an air intake filtration system going to defend agains a plasma weapon or an anit matter missle for that matter
The armour on on the most recent model of the Elite Barbie Bandit is composed of three layers. The bottom most layer is built out of natural titanium, which proves to be quite a study defense. The second layer is tempered glass, providing added strength against many shattering attacks. The third and outermost layer, or the exoskeleton, is composed of a blend of titanium and copper alloys. This blend not only is extremely strong, it also absorbs waves of force so that all effects are reduced by over half.
As for your anti-matter bomb....
I don't think you're stupid enough to use one of those. lol
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