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FluffyWuffieBunny rolled 1 100-sided dice:
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Total: 39 (1-100)
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FluffyWuffieBunny Vice Captain
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 Posted: Sat Oct 10, 2009 11:26 am
Reminds me of the labyrinth.
whee
Edit:
After bowing with our swords, the dance began.
We fought in fair combat, equally skilled in swordplay, and equipped with challenging wits.
Just when you started to get the upper hand, the sweat on my brow shaking my nerves, a shiny quarter on the ground distracted you, and I proceeded to shish-ka-bob your stomach.
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Trusty Shamrock rolled 1 100-sided dice:
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Total: 9 (1-100)
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Posted: Sat Oct 10, 2009 1:29 pm
i was almost gunna be deh most loser in a roll 3nodding til...i sorta cheated
HEY A DISTRACTION!
edit: *looks to deh left really fast cuz i fell for my own distraction and snaps my neck. goes teh deh underworld with deh shishkabobbed headless skillzy* sup stare
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Skillzyo rolled 1 100-sided dice:
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Total: 12 (1-100)
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Posted: Sat Oct 10, 2009 2:44 pm
Apparently not us.
EDIT
Deciding that I've moped around long enough, I pull the sword out of my stomach and then beat up the monsters that are kicking my head around. This was no easy task, seeing as my point of view kept getting twisted around every time they would kick my head. But because I am such a persistent and skilled warrior, I defeated them all and was able to get my head back on.
I then went on a rampage in the underworld so that I could get my life back. Az happened to remind me that I was getting coal for Christmas because I called Santa fat, so I decided to chop him up into tiny pieces. WHO'S GETTING COAL NOW?! ... Then I defeated the lord of the underworld and he let me go back topside.
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FluffyWuffieBunny rolled 1 100-sided dice:
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Total: 19 (1-100)
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Posted: Sat Oct 10, 2009 6:55 pm
xd
That was elaborate.
Edit: Geez. You always get so close to beating me..
gonk
I staged for an innocent puppy with a 100 dollar bill in it's mouth to walk in front of a semi. And you being the good person you are, tried to save the puppy, but sadly was not saved yourself.
But at least this time, you get to chill out in the Elysian Fields till next roll.
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FluffyWuffieBunny Vice Captain
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Skillzyo rolled 1 100-sided dice:
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Total: 7 (1-100)
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Posted: Sat Oct 10, 2009 8:34 pm
stare Stupid semi. BY THE POWERS OF ALL THAT IS HOLY, I WILL WIN THIS TIME!
EDIT
MOTHER EFFING SON OF THE GODS BE DAMNED HARPIES IN TARTARUS!
In all honesty, he hadn't really hit me that hard so I was really still alive. Just my luck though, the semi driver thought I was dead, so when I started to rise from the ground, he thought I was a zombie. Using all of his skill from his many years of truck driving, he did the first thing that came to mind: he backed up and ran me over again.
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FluffyWuffieBunny rolled 1 100-sided dice:
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Total: 3 (1-100)
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Posted: Sat Oct 10, 2009 9:15 pm
Poor Hillsys!
gonk
Edit: This time Hillsys actually came back as a zombie.. And naturally, I thought she just wanted a hug...
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FluffyWuffieBunny Vice Captain
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Skillzyo rolled 1 100-sided dice:
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Total: 16 (1-100)
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Posted: Sat Oct 10, 2009 9:19 pm
Take that, Epic Fail Category!
:EDIT:
I really was trying to give you a hug. I just got hungry. If it makes you feel any better, you were delicious.
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FluffyWuffieBunny rolled 1 100-sided dice:
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Total: 10 (1-100)
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Posted: Sat Oct 10, 2009 9:47 pm
I heard vegetarians tend to taste better!
surprised
But thanks for saying so!
-Finally my zombie survival skills kicked it, so I did what they do in the movies, fight my way through with a sawed off shotgun! After firing my first shot, it miraculously ricocheted off a stray cat, and into my head.-
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FluffyWuffieBunny Vice Captain
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Skillzyo rolled 1 100-sided dice:
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Total: 44 (1-100)
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Posted: Sat Oct 10, 2009 9:53 pm
lol. Darn cat...
Not really being a fan of partially living as the undead, I somehow, with all my zombie intellect, come up with a way to turn myself human again. Whatever I did worked. It also managed to make one lucky stray cat invulnerable. So much so that bullets would bounce off it and kill people named Fenny
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Trusty Shamrock rolled 1 100-sided dice:
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Total: 20 (1-100)
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Posted: Mon Oct 19, 2009 4:53 pm
rofl
edit: *playin kick ball with my peeps down in tartarus with some guys head. i kick deh ball inteh deh rocky roof and a rock slide makes a hole up to deh surface and EVERYONE escapes tartarus (even deh head) except me cuz somehow all deh rocks from deh rock slide land perfectly just on me*
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FluffyWuffieBunny rolled 1 100-sided dice:
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Total: 9 (1-100)
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FluffyWuffieBunny Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Oct 19, 2009 5:35 pm
whee
Edit: So, I was sitting in the grass, minding my own bees wax, when suddenly the ground starts to shift, and fall in on itself. I'm like "Hay nao!" Amd then it turns out that I was sitting right above the rock slide to tartarus, and landed on top of Pez, but not before getting impaled by a speleothem.
sweatdrop
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Trusty Shamrock rolled 1 100-sided dice:
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Total: 28 (1-100)
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Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2009 12:57 pm
dang. big word eek
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*uses my super candeh awesome chkrm powers teh slice all deh rocks inteh rubble. but i didnt know fenny was there and she gets sliced inteh rubble too. surry ninja then i steal hades's snazzy chariot and high tail it outta tartarus*
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FluffyWuffieBunny rolled 1 100-sided dice:
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Total: 28 (1-100)
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FluffyWuffieBunny Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Oct 23, 2009 1:48 pm
gonk
Edit:
woah.
Well, I was going to use this tofu to suffocate you, but then I thought that it would be a terrible waste of soy-goodness. So instead, I fry it up with some yum yums, and we have a picnic.
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Trusty Shamrock rolled 1 100-sided dice:
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Total: 38 (1-100)
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Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 5:26 pm
i was wonderin whut would happen if someone tied rofl now i know. baked styrofoam picnics 3nodding
edit:
*reaches for deh tofu with my chopsticks but aims wrong and picks up a rock. deh rocks slips outta deh chopsticks and straight inteh fennys mouth and she chokes onnit*
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Skillzyo rolled 1 100-sided dice:
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Total: 55 (1-100)
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Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 5:46 pm
I knew no good wold come from tofu.
EDIT
I slipped a firecracker in one of the tofu pieces Az was eating. Long story short.... KABOOOM!
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