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 Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 9:36 am
I cant believe no one has said this one. Yo momma so fat, Blistex had to invent a spray! XD
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Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 1:30 pm
yo mamma is so fat, when she has sex, she gives directions.
lol lol
smile
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Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 1:30 pm
yo mama so dumb she ran into a parked car
i will admit im horriable with these
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Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 1:35 pm
Yo momma so fat when she went for a dive people thought that Atlantis had resurfaced when she did.
(I too am bad at this)
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Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 1:41 pm
Jurr mama's suu fat, she went tuu McDonald's, looked at teh menu an' said, "Okay."
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Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 1:45 pm
Yo momma so stupid, she put a quater in a parking meter and waited for a gumball to come out. XD
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Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 2:24 pm
yo mamma so wild she became known as King Kong the 2nd
yo mamma so tall she became the women tower in paris
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Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 3:45 pm
YO MAMA SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE STEPPED ON A SCALE, SHE LOOKED DOWN AND SAID "HEY THATS MY PHONE NUMBER!!!"
YO MAMA SO FAT SHE PUT THE SUN OUT OF BUSINESS
YO MAMA SO FAT, WHEN YOU SLAP HER LEG, U CAN RIDE THE WAVE.
YO MAMA SO STUPID IT TOOK HER 2 HOURS TO WATCH "60 minutes"
Yo mama so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her
Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise
Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world
Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling "Free Willy!!!!!"
Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway
Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"
Yo mama so fat she has to iron her clothes in the driveway.
Yo mama so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.
Yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"
Yo mama so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures
Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops.
Yo mama so fat shes on both sides of the family
Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through
Yo mama so fat when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
Yo mama so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.
Yo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy fell out.
Yo mama so fat when they used her underwear elastic for bungee jumping, they hit the ground.
Yo mama so fat she steps on a scale & it goes one at a time please
Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon
Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind
Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl
Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"
Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."
Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.
Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
Yo mama so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.
Yo mama so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.
Yo mama so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
Yo mama so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home.
Yo mama so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.
Yo mama so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.
Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead, talking about she was trying to makeup her mind.
Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower
Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck
Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras
Yo mama so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her
Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.
Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?"
Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.
Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.
Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!
Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!
Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.
Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!
Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs.
Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.
lol. its a good thing i write these down
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Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2009 11:05 am
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Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2009 4:54 pm
Your momma's so fat, when she walked around on the street in her white jogging suit, people thought she was a giant marshmallow and tried to eat her.
Your momma's so fat, when she walked around at night in her bright yellow jogging suit, people said 'The sun's up!'
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Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2009 4:57 pm
Your MOMMA's telling your daughter and your son jokes right now, HA jokes on you, you and your corny as yo momma jokes
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Posted: Thu Sep 10, 2009 4:09 am
yo mamas so hairy she has hair on her nipples
yo mamas so old when she orgasmed dust came out
yo mamas so ugly when she looked out the window of the car, the cop shouted "you sir, put your dogs a** back inside the window"
yo mamas teeth are so yellow she spits out butter
yo mama is like a pizza, i eat everything except the crust
yo mamas so ugly she has to put 2 bags over her face
yo mamas teeth are so dirty she has to brush them with preparation h
yo mamas like a bowling ball, pick her up, finger her, and throw her in the gutter
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Louis Vuitton Don Mr-West
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Posted: Thu Sep 10, 2009 3:21 pm
yo mama is so dumb, she thinks square roots are vegetables
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Posted: Sat Sep 12, 2009 12:13 pm
Yo mama is so ugly,she make a blind kid cry
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Posted: Sat Sep 12, 2009 1:05 pm
Your mama is so fat, she has her own website: www.herspace.com.
(Got it from the show Yo Mama)
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