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Geren just sits there in the chair, trying not to let that bit of history get to him, as the audience snickers...

Geren sank further into the chair as the audience continued its laughter.

The audience applauded as Denzel took the podium, he raised up his hands. "Ladies and Gentlemen, it is my esteemed honor to be here for you tonight to roast this steel-handed son of a b***h. I tell you something, this guy had an MRI once, and it took six doctors to pull him out, and six grafts to get his skin back to normal." He paused to let the audience chuckle. "And you think THAT was bad? Maybe I should tell you about the first time he came to Japan. He was wearing no shirt and long pants, his hair in cornrows, and a pair of swords strapped to his back. The clothes to them said: gay, the swords to them said: denial, and the cornrows to them said: you don't know what this crazy motha f*cka's gonna do, cause ain't no white-boy in his right mind gonna get cornrows!" The audience roared.

"And I know it's not fair to call a Jherron white, but you know what? He's pale even by Jherron standards. He walked up to Michael Jackson once and Jacko couldn't look directly at Geren without hurting his eyes." The audience again stirred with laughter.

"But folks, you gotta give it to him... he had the guts to get married at 16..." He paused for a moment. "To a succubus." The audience chortled. "I mean, what horny teen WOULDN'T want a succubus for a wife at first? It seems like the perfect deal... she wants sex, he wants sex, it's a match made in heaven, right? I woulda liked to've been there when she told him she was pregnant. 'Hey, Geren honey, we're gonna have a baby!', he'dve been like 'Okay... can we still have sex?' I swear to god!"

Geren stood up. "I object on the grounds that Daniella's a crazy, crazy lady."

And now, a very special presentation of the worst twins in the world proving just how different they are...

Jonzen: "We looked exactly the same up until age eight... Jorzek got his hair practically shaved off, while mine was still being maintained at a length just about to the middle of my back."

Jorzek: "I also stopped wearing those stupid-lookin' Jherron clothes and started wearing REAL threads, man. Jeans, t-shirts, fingerless leather gloves, aviator goggles, and a nifty, covert case for the sniper rifle I was planning to make since age ten."

Jonzen: "I prefer to eat vegetarian food, though the occasional pizza's okay as far as dairy, I still try to cut down on that for health purposes both on my part and the part of the cow. Or goat, as the case may be."

Jorzek: "I hunt live bears with a sharpened stick, and then tear the flesh from their fatty areas with my teeth and drink their blood through a funnel! Give me meat, and shitloads of it!!"

Jonzen: "I consider myself a melding pot of all of the eastern religions. I follow the Buddhist, Taoist, Confucianist, Hinduist, Zen, and Muslim teachings. Though, in none of those am I a fundamentalist, I consider them all very free to interpretation, and I consider all life sacred."

Jorzek: "At the age of 13 I decided I wanted to convert to Judaism, at least I could get around that whole 'circumcision' thing, I didn't want to have a briss at the same time I was having my Bar Mizfah, it'd kinda be a conflict of interests. Regardless of this, I've also taken to studying my enemy, I've compiled a stock of all strategies used by Nazi German armies, including Rommel, the desert fox, and I consider myself a better sniper than any of their number, even those assholes with the guns on D-day. Know thine enemy, says the Kabbalah. Just in words with more 'ch' sounds."

Jonzen: "I am not a stereotype."

Jorzek: "I am not a stereotype."

Jonzen: "I like who I am."

Jorzek: "I don't like who you are."

Jonzen: "... I'll pretend to ignore that. I want to seem Buddhistically peaceful at least for this segment."

Jorzek: "Whatever you say... by the way, what was that little Jherron girl's nickname for you back when we were kids?"

Jonzen: "Don't say it!"

Jorzek: "Oh, Squishy, that's right!"

Jonzen: xp

Rana: And that's why daddy does whatever I tell him to.

Geren: RANA!! sweatdrop

Naia: whee

Hermisia: Lalala! I'm so happy xd xd xd , but secretly... I ANGST crying crying crying ....

Davis Stryfe: Zo tha's when I dropped the bomb! France was turned into glass! It was so beautiful it made me cry!