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 Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 5:36 pm
 "Never know dude, you -did- throw me and all.."
No Chef-man, he wasn't going to let you forget that anytime soon.
"Other way hrm?...You wouldn't even tell me?"
Chris sliiiiid up to Chef, tail wagging happily. Hell -yeah- he wanted to know plan b. Maybe it could be useful later on!...OR SOMETHING.
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Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 6:09 pm
Chef grunted. He was caught. "True that, but yew can thank producers for that. 'We'll give yew a bonus!' they said. Huh! Never mentioned that said bonus would've been a quarter. Stupid..." Anything else wad drowned out by the tooting of a [FOGHORN].
"Mm. It's not that great, man," Chef argued, shaking his head and avoiding the host's gaze just in case he deployed his greatest secret weapon.
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Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 6:13 pm
"You should know better than to trust those dudes man, -you've- been with em longer than I have..."
Not...by a whole lot. But still!
"Cmoooon man, you know you want to tell me...."
Smirking, Chris slid around to Chef's other side and attempted to catch Chef's gaze. ....Kinda hard when the absolutely towered over him, but damnit he was trying!
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Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 6:21 pm
He slowly nodded. "True, man. But yew never know -- sometimes there's just one, other times that one's not alone... Yew jus' dunno with'em man. Th' only thing they really stick to is their paperwork'n'contracts. Otherwise..." He trailed off and shrugged, leaving it at that.
"Nuh-uh man. It's nothin' devious or explosive. It's... borind."
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Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 8:01 pm
"...and messing with me, hrmph."
You'd -think- he'd hold more respect for them...considering he -was- technically one of them. But dude those guys were just -creepy- and he was plain awesome. End of story. Stupid other producers.
"....That does sound boring dude."
Nothing blowing up? Nothing to mess with people? BORING. He was definitely no longer interested in whatever Chef had been planning.
Instead, he snagged a second contract-cookie and nommed on it.
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Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 8:07 pm
Chef slowly offered a shrjekjkfdbrvvvvvvrrrrrrrrrr -- The Producers wish to interrupt this RP to point out that while one Mister McLean believes he is one of "us," he is not as his contract exclusively states that he must appear on camera and gain our permission for his... "challenges." Thus, he is naught but a puppet hired for and paid for our amusement as well as the entertainment of viewers everywhere. Now back to your regularly scheduled RP. -- "-- you see what I mean, man?" Chef replied, shaking his head. "'s not as good as what yew'd come up with. 's why ah went with this idea. Though," he paused and rubbed his chin, "Ah suppose I might be able to bake some gunpowder into the middle of one... Heh heh, Ginger Snap Surprise."
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Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 8:12 pm
((god damn producers XDDDDD)) Oh if only Chris -realized- what a puppet he was. ...Good thing for the producer dudes he didn't.
...Really.
"Dude...wouldn't it like...explode when you cook---WAIT"
The host stopped, pulling the cookie away from his mouth to eye it.
"...You didn't test that out on -these- right Chef-man?"
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Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 8:19 pm
Chef scuffed his boot against his floor. Man! He could still see himself in it! The floor would continue to elude him in being shiny. Thankfully it didn't have mirror-like quality, but looking down and seeing his distinct yellow shirt's reflection was enough to make him irate.
"...Maybe." He volunteered, looking to Chris. After a moment's pause he snickered and patted the host on the back. "Ha! As if man. Yew keep the explosives locked up."
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Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 8:22 pm
"Maybe?!"
Chris whimpered, ears falling back down and -the look- threatening to show up . Good thing Chef denied that so quickly. With a sigh of relief the host's ears perked back up.
"Well...yeah but it's not like you haven't gotten into them before or something dude."
Or kept things hidden, or...or hell he didn't know. He was just thankful his damn cookie wasn't going to explode in his face. Back to HAPPY MODE Chris' tail gave a wag and he finished off the cookie. Mmmm!
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Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 8:32 pm
"True man," he mused, drumming his fingers against the tabletop. Man, he wanted one of those cookies... but making them all say the same thing was a pretty stupid idea. How could Chef agree to be in HIS kitchen alone? Man. He should've added in some fine print but noooo, he couldn't write that small.
He picked a cookie up and considered it. "Well man, different types of powder do different things, y'know? An' different strengths result in different sizes of boom... Ah dunno about yew man, but blowin' up a camper's stomach or usin' too much power an' blowin' out their teeth's not cool man. Not cool."
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Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 8:47 pm
Then again, if even one cookie had said something different then Chris surely would have picked -that- one to eat. Hehehehe!
"...Well yeah, don't wanna blow the camper's up..but I do want to blow something up..."
There it was, that wicked LETS GO DO SOMETHING DUDE grin of Chris' that signaled unending misery for anyone around him. Unless, of course, they were helping him -cause- the misery, hehehehe....
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Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 8:49 pm
"Don't look at me, man!" Chef replied, holding his hands up and shaking his head. "Ah've got nothin'. Yew got an idea? Somethin' random in the woods or...?"
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Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 10:10 pm
"I wanna try some depth charges some time man, hehehehe!"
Ah yes, -water- explosions. Something they didn't dabble in too terribly often but hey, they were pretty fun too!
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Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 10:16 pm
Chef smirked. "Heh heh... You're on, man. Wanna make some interns go diving for useless things at th'same time an' see how far we can make'em go up? Can't forget to give'em waterproof parachutes too..."
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Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 10:19 pm
"YES! Oh maaaan, this will be AWESOME."
The host's tail wagged as he thought about it. Cmon...really! It was a -great- plan. Interns go diving for stuff (hey, maybe they'd even find something useful..maybe), they get to test some things that go BOOM, and interns were going to fly through the air. Hell. YES. This plan was just -great-.
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