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 Posted: Wed Aug 12, 2009 1:21 pm
She rested her head against him once more, all too satisfied with his answer. Even if he was being silly (And not thinking very hard), she could forgive him for the sweetness of his intentions.
“If you didn’t want me to expect it, you should have said that you weren’t serious. I’d have given up, and would have been totally surprised when you did ask me.” Of course, she also would have felt rejected and offended, but they both knew she wouldn’t have left over something so silly.
“AND--” Her head whipped up once more, staring him down intently as if ready to strike, “You-- You brought it up!“ As she continued her point, her words became less angry and more sulky over being falsely accused. “Not my fault--”
“You should have just not held back,” She began another barrage of kisses, “And then never brought it up,” And another, “And then when you did ask, I wouldn’t have suspected--” Another, “--A--” Another, “--Thing.”
And of course, there needed to be one final kiss, just to punctuate her thought.
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Posted: Wed Aug 12, 2009 1:29 pm
His hand was making strange movements - movements that oddly matched the mouthing of her words as he huffed and peered back sulkily.
It was totally her fault.
"You're the one who started asking v'hen," he muttered right back, "like honeymoon is a keyv'ord."
The snarkiness was stalled by the barrage, as he forsook words in favor of stealing bites and kisses right back in between her ranting (which he'd long drowned out by now, his mind on other things - like sneaking his hands up the back of her shirt).
He grinned, and it was a sneaky, dastardly smirk-
"V'ell, you know v'hat?" he asked, haughtily, fingers contently resting against bare skin. He paused, for effect--
And attacked. Tickles! Thousands of them!
Revenge was glorious.
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Posted: Wed Aug 12, 2009 2:00 pm
Her body was stone against his tough, her face scrunched in a look of resistance. She would hold out! She could do this! Her body was a fortress!
This lasted about two seconds, before the trembling began, and her face contorted even further.
All in one explosive moment, she was shaking with laughter, flailing like a mad-man as she tried to get him to stop his assault.
“S-s-stop--!!” That jerk! She couldn’t even cough out words through her choked laughter! “I’m--Gunna--”
More flailing, and of course, an attempt to whack him in order to cease his attack.
“I’m gunna die!”
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Posted: Wed Aug 12, 2009 2:03 pm
He laughed, sniggering in evil glee as he tickled her mercilessly.
"Then I v'ill have v'on!" he declared victoriously, swooping in to dodge her whacking in order to steal more kisses.
His goal: asphyxiate her. To death!
She would die happy. Obviously. It was the least he could do for her.
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Posted: Wed Aug 12, 2009 4:59 pm
She struggled. Oh, how she struggled. A wild display of pure self-preservation as she wriggled and screeched and giggled her way to exhaustion.
And then, quite suddenly, nothing. She went limp. Limp and dead. Dead dead dead. As if to highlight this key detail, she let out a failing croak. Dead.
He had killed her so much that she had died from it.
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Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 1:08 am
Success.
Valeriu had won.
He took a moment to bask in his glory, hugging the corpse to his chest in contentment. However, a corpse was not much fun to hold.
So, he breathed life back into her with a few rubs to her back and kissies to her face (leaving a sizable red mark below her ear to ward off any future attacks by Murphy).
"I think," he hummed, and prodded thoughtfully at her back, "it is time to start fixing those pipes."
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Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 1:36 am
She squirmed, wriggled and fought for freedom after her attempt at death failed, still miffed over the offense of tickling! Forgiveness would be hard earned! She did not give out freebies after something so horrible as tickles.
A bath sounded like one of the most wonderful of wonderful things right now (Except for, maybe, running off and eloping that moment.) Even so, Tepin was uncertain. How long did the effect of the ‘n** last? Overall, it didn’t sound like the safest of decisions to let Valeriu near anything that… Well, anything important, actually.
“I don’t think I’m willing to move.” She informed him quite coolly, “So it’s lookin’ like you’re not going anywhere.” Even if he could easily move her small frame, the statement was made. She would claw the couch to oblivion in her attempt to remain cuddling.
“I’ll live another day without pipes, you’ll just have to deal with a stinky girl!”
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Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 1:42 am
His nose wrinkled as he tilted his head loftily.
"Stinky girls offend my delicate senses," he explained lightly, before breaking into a sneakier grin. "Unfortunately for you, that means you'll have to deal v'ith my manly musk."
After a day of no showers, she'd be begging him to fix the pipes. Handily, he rolled them over, hefting his weight on her and quite placidly attempting to squish her into the couch.
"But fine! I shall just lay here. Not going anyv'here."
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Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 1:50 am
“Mmmm, man-musk~” She teased, even if secretly the prospect terrified her. Men were notoriously more stinky than women, after all.
She got a small taste of said musk (though in a highly less potent form) as he rolled over her, her small fists beating playfully uselessly against his chest as she dramatically gasped for air.
“Ack!!” A dramatic choking sound was added for further effect, “The man musk is suffocating me!! So smelly!”
Her hand grasped and groped uselessly in the air, before falling limp against the armrest of the couch.
“Tell Sydni… To eat her veggies… For my sake-- … Beh--”
And she was gone, tragically killed for the second time that night.
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Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 1:53 am
He pouted.
He wasn't smelly yet.
Jerk woman!
He let her suffocate, smugly satisfied.
He was good at killing a Tepin.
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