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Fox Furry Mule Vice Captain
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 Posted: Wed Sep 02, 2009 3:37 am
Granted, but you can never enjoy the taste of good food again.
I wish I were a tree.
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Posted: Wed Sep 02, 2009 4:41 am
Granted, but you are scheduled to be cleared because there's a new parking lot going in.
I wish my hair would change colors like a Mood ring.
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Posted: Wed Sep 02, 2009 1:47 pm
Granted, but because your hormones have become inbalanced enough to have that happen you die of heart failure and a simultaneous aneurism.
Something easy: I wish I had a knife.
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Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:42 am
Granted, but it's a magical one that turns into a giant, hungry lion...which sees a nice little appetiser to eat before it goes on a rampage of terror.
I wish I had a lovely little duck.
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Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 12:52 am
Granted,but the duck has a mother still and that mother is bigger then you and has a huge row of teeth.
I wish I could see my boyfriend one day.
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Posted: Sat Sep 05, 2009 11:34 am
Granted, but he's extremely disgusting looking.
I wish I had Superior Form.(anyone feeling donatish today?=3)
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Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 8:04 am
Granted, but you forget your password and someone else takes your account.
I wish I knew Krav Maga.
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Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 2:23 pm
Kroenig Granted, but you forget your password and someone else takes your account. I wish I knew Krav Maga. granted but he is your worst enemy i wish my whip wasnt brocken
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Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 2:54 pm
nanak777 Kroenig Granted, but you forget your password and someone else takes your account. I wish I knew Krav Maga. granted but he is your worst enemy i wish my whip wasnt brocken (it's the israeli martial art xd ) Granted but as it has achieved not only self-reparation but sentience it decides it no longer needs you and leaves. I wish I had a Leatherman 18-tool... item?
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Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2009 7:53 am
Granted, and you're so happy you have a party and pass out, drunk. And while you're out, someone steals it.
I wish I had Taylor Lautner in my closet.
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Posted: Fri Sep 25, 2009 11:03 am
Granted, but it's just someone with the same name. And a twelve-gauge shotgun.
I wish I could go to Tsubasacon...
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Posted: Sat Sep 26, 2009 10:11 am
Kroenig Granted, but it's just someone with the same name. And a twelve-gauge shotgun. I wish I could go to Tsubasacon... granted but the think you an escaped convict i wish i had a muffin
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Posted: Sat Sep 26, 2009 3:27 pm
What if I AM an escaped convict?
Granted, but it is the EVIL sourdough muffin, bane of all living creatures; one taste causes your taste buds to writhe in pain, and two... well, two tastes is two too many.
I wish I had some bacon.
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Posted: Sat Sep 26, 2009 8:37 pm
*dies from laughter* Nice one Kroenig
Granted, but the bacon is raw and has been dropped on the floor a few times.
I wish I had a slushie ^^
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Posted: Sun Sep 27, 2009 4:35 am
Granted, but it's yellow, and though the slushi guy says it's lemon, the tast is a little off, and his grin is just too wide... you suddenly feel like you got owned.
I wish I had the REAL Taylor Lautner, tied up in my closet, living, and un-armed. Haha, loopholes! xDD
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