post your favourite riddle!

[killer_kashi]

If anybody else has any cool riddles, please post them on my profile.  

[killer_kashi]

Q:You can see nothing else
When you look in my face,
I will look you in the eye
And I will never lie.
A:Your Reflection.  

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Q:I am a box that holds keys without locks, yet they can unlock your soul. What am I?
A:A Piano  

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Q:What is so fragile even saying its name can break it?
A:Silence  

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Q:What seven letters did Old Mother Hubbard say when she opened her cupboard?
A:O I C U R M T  

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Q:What gets wet when drying?
A:A towel  

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Q:What is it that everybody does at the same time?
A:grow older  

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Q:What can you put in a wood box that will make it lighter?
A:holes  

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Q:Which is faster, hot or cold?
A:Hot’s faster. You can catch a cold.  

[Gabstizzle]

A woman shoots her husband and then hangs him. 5 minutes later they go out to a wonderful dinner. How??

Answer: The woman is a photographer and shoots with a camera. The scene was underwater so shehung his cllothes to dry.  

[Gabstizzle]

if you have 2 quarters in your ear what are you listining to?




50 cent  

[Gabstizzle]

You do not want to have me But when you have me You do not want to lose me. What am I?




A Lawsuit.  

[Gabstizzle]

There was a man going to alabama. He had seven wifes. Each wife had three cars. Each car was black blue and gree. each green car had leather seats. How many people are going to alabama?




the man only!!!  

[Gabstizzle]

A plane is flying from Florida to New Jersey it gets into a bad crash.Where do you bury the servivers?



You dont bury servivers  

[ii_Dorkie_Dino_ii]

i hav a couple here there r=I have no legs, no arms. Only one head and one tail. A quarter. I don't have a body. What am I?A quarter. (It has a heads and tails)heres the last 1
How to you put a elephant in a fridge?
By opening the door and placeing it inside

How do you put a tiger in the fridge?
By taking out the elephant and putting in the tiger.

The Lion King is going to have a party. Every animal is said to come. Who didn't come?
The tiger becuase it's still in the fridge.

Mr sk8er dud

hi my fellow grunnys
Post your favourite riddle here if i like yours the best i will give you 4000 gold!
its to give you a head start on somthing that you want to buy.
Its simple to enter just search the net for the one you like and think somone else will like or just type one out.
you can make them up or copy one from somwhere(cant copy any that are in this post)
Rules:
1)make sure you put the answer other wise i dont no what it is.
2)at least 20 people have to enter once that 20 is over and i hav said stop contest the winner will be announced.
3)Good Luck!

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