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 Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 8:26 pm
"Mmhmm," Chef hummed in agreement, nodding before joining in on the snickering. "...Hey, Chris-man," Chef began. "Did yew remember to tell these gators 'bout the Union...?"
Chef took a sip of the drink. "It's mah specialty, man. If ah tell, it won't be in front of a camera, heh. Dun wanna let too many of mah secrets out. Gotta drive up the sales of mah cookbook, y'know?"
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Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 8:29 pm
 "Sure did dude! But they opted out of their breaktime...I guess chomping camper-butt was too much fun, hehehe!"
Huh. Chef-man wasn't talking...but who cares? It was delicious anyway. The host's tail gave a slow wag as he turned back to watching campers.
"Riiight...you'll tell me later, right dude? Hrmmm?"
He glanced over, giving just a hint of the host eyes, before once more looking back to campers.
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Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 8:32 pm
Chef grinned, nodding. Good -- he won't have to use the crowbar or explosives to get the campers back out. He could already see some of the gators with campers inside them, sunning themselves further down the river bank. Good thing they didn't go to the opposite shore -- some bratty camper would claim that the campers in those gators did make it to the other side... just inside a gator.
Aw man! There were the host eyes. "Mmm, sure," Chef said, swallowing his smirk with his cup. He wasn't going to tell the host otherwise, heh heh!
"Mmm, all ready for yo awards ceremony later, Chris-man?"
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Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 8:42 pm
 Finally, this is more like it!!! Carmen was relieved to find out they were doing something other than boring paper tasks. This was a camp. She had been hoping for more adventures and wildlife experiences.
Remembering past things going on camp, she figured it wouldn't be as easy just to swim straight across. Of course not.. nothing's ever that simple here. Even things like pancakes are an illusion of edible food.
She ditched her clothes and eagerly took off for the other side.
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Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 8:43 pm
Nah, Chris had trained the gators pretty well, hehehehe!
"Hrm..?"
Chris' ears flicked forward, a smirk playing on his face.
"All ready dude! Got my hehehe special get-up all packed. Just gotta hop the helicopter to the jet later on and I'll be on my way."
The smirk faded for a moment as he ran a paw through his hair.
"Couldn't fix this though..hrmph...."
He shuddered but quickly pushed it away at thoughts of just what insanity he'd come back to.
"Your own plans going good?"
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Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 8:49 pm
Special get-up? Chef knew that Chris had an extensive wardrobe... what outfit could it be? Hell, Chris did consider his current outfit the best thing ever once he got used to it as per producer's orders, but.
Chef smirked. "Found stuff in mah traps already, man. It's just a matter of seein who survives long enough, heh heh. Ah'll set it up in the staff area for yew to take a look at later, if yew wa..nt..."
His words trailed off as Carmen dove in. He facepalmed. "Looks like the editin' crew needs ta bust out the censor bars again, man."
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Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 8:54 pm
Graceangel *FAIL* Finally, this is more like it!!! Carmen was relieved to find out they were doing something other than boring paper tasks. This was a camp. She had been hoping for more adventures and wildlife experiences.
Remembering past things going on camp, she figured it wouldn't be as easy just to swim straight across. Of course not.. nothing's ever that simple here. Even things like pancakes are an illusion of edible food.
She ditched her clothes and eagerly took off for the other side.
Chris liked his normal outfit damnit. It wasn't his original outfit of choice and some days he really missed it... But after getting used to this whole 'host outfit' thing it wasn't so bad. Hell it was pretty comfortable!
The host stared as yet again a camper stripped down...but man he couldn't -stop- the wolf whistle from escaping his lips. Hehehehe!
"Guess the gators aren't too fond of streakers~"
Distraction gone, Chris went back to chatting it up with the Chef-man.
"Sounds great dude, can't wait to see what you've cooked up!"
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Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 8:59 pm
Chef kept his mouth shut as Carmen's need for a censor bar disappeared. He figured that particular camper won't get any airtime on TV but...
... he'd need more fruity drinks to get that memory out of his head, otherwise he'll be snickering every time he sees her. Talk about awkwaaaaard.
"Heh heh heh! It'll be great," Chef replied, gesturing to the campers still hesitating. "Especially for this lot, man!"
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Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 9:03 pm
Helena looked at the host worriedly. Then she hiked up her skirt and stepped daintily into the water, hoping to land on a rock. /failatlife
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Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 9:06 pm
"Hahaha...speaking of dude..."
He set down his drink, suddenly whipping out the megaphone that almost always seemed to be around.
"GETCHUR BUTTS IN GEAR. GO GO GO!"
He coughed, clearing his throat.
"Crazy campers need to -move- man, I don't have all day!"
Well okay, he -did- have all afternoon. But still!
Setting aside the megaphone Chris went back to his drink. Mmmm....
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Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 9:11 pm
The Adorable Panda Helena looked at the host worriedly. Then she hiked up her skirt and stepped daintily into the water, hoping to land on a rock.[*FAIL*] /failatlife Skirts go up...  ...aaand Helena goes down with a gator. Chef gaped at Chris, missing Helena's venture into the river. "Yew had that with you? Aw man, can ah borrow that when yew go? Or will yew need that to yell at the stagehands'n'interns at yer hosting gig?" Chef's tail began to wag, and he looked at the host eagerly.
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Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 9:20 pm
Ripley -thought- he saw another camper find a stone or two. So, he decided to start where that fellow had started.
With a gulp, he stepped into the water, hoping that the other camper hadn't just been stepping on gator backs.
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Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 9:24 pm
 Helen had her path planned out in her head, yes it was an insane one, it most likely wasn't right either, but this man was insane so it made sine that the path would be too. Taking a deep breath, she really hated water, Helen stepped gingerly out into the water, hoping there would be a rock there. THis was eerily like a video game, the only difference was if a VG character got eaten by an alligator, they usually healed in about 5 minutes, her? Not so much.
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Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 9:28 pm
GrnGriff Ripley -thought- he saw another camper find a stone or two. So, he decided to start where that fellow had started.
With a gulp, he stepped into the water, hoping that the other camper hadn't just been stepping on gator backs. *FAILZ*
Five.
Nevermind.
"Always do dude, never know when one might need it..."
He eyed the other thoughtfully. Hrm...to let him use it or....
"I won't need it to yell at them at the awards show. I got other people to do that so I can save my voice, hehehe! You can borrow it...iffff...."
The host poked at his drink which was now empty. Awhhh...
"Trade, Chef-man? Megaphone for a new drink?"
Hell Chef himself didn't even have to go get it (Chris didn't want him to miss the fun) that's what interns were for!
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Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 9:32 pm
WindRiderNaya [snip] Helen had her path planned out in her head, yes it was an insane one, it most likely wasn't right either, but this man was insane so it made sine that the path would be too. Taking a deep breath, she really hated water, Helen stepped gingerly out into the water, hoping there would be a rock there. THis was eerily like a video game, the only difference was if a VG character got eaten by an alligator, they usually healed in about 5 minutes, her? Not so much. Her days reading books playing video games paid off! Water splashed as the landed on the first hidden stone. Then she went to the next, and the next, and then the next! At her fifth stone, however, she made like Pitfall Harry and jumped...  ...into a gator's waiting arms mouth, just like in those cheesy romances she pretended to read!Chef stared. "Yew finished already? Maaaan. A'ight, sounds like a fair deal." He snapped his fingers and waited. Nothing happened. He snapped his fingers and roared into the bushes. Something did happen in the form of an intern being shoved forward by their fellows. Chef gave him orders and watched him scurry off before turning back to the challenge. "Heh heh, this is a blast to watch, man."
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